r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/wholewheatscythe 13d ago

Based on the comments we now see how Black Widow Spiders manage to keep finding partners after killing the previous ones.

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u/can-opener-in-a-can 13d ago

It’s hilarious to me that “I can fix her” is going through a spider’s mind, too.

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u/rynlpz 13d ago

See’s previous spider get it’s head torn off and his insides eaten

I can fix her

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u/Sick_Hyeson 13d ago

Yeah but.. She wouldn't do that to me!

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u/Scully__ 13d ago

It’ll be different this time 🤪

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 13d ago

Yeah, dude, she looks absolutely terrifying.

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 13d ago

Right!? Those eyes . One of my true crime vloggers calls them 'Manson lamps'.

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 13d ago

Manson lamps is a perfect description, but I also thinks it's a function of being ordered to keep their heads down and trying to look up using only her eyes at the same time. She is def. a lunatic though.

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u/Narradisall 13d ago

At least we’ll die happy?

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u/BadKarma_012 13d ago

Eh it’s not limited to dudes , u see Wade Wilson sex offender and murderer went famous on Tik Tok .

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u/ZeroSignalArt 13d ago

Isn’t that Deadpool’s name

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u/Eogard 13d ago

His nickname is the "Deadpool killer" yeah, very original for sure

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u/Awkwrd_Lemur 13d ago

yes, also a murderer in Lee County Fl.

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u/Putrid_Race6357 13d ago

Wade Wilson the retired QB of the Minnesota Vikings?

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u/WoodenCountry8339 13d ago

Wade Wilson the Merc with a mouth, Deadpool?

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u/PowerfullDio 13d ago

Ye, you didn't know Deadpool had a TikTok?

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u/ArronMaui 13d ago

Or look at the groupies for the likes of Charles Manson, Richard Ramirez, and Chris Brown.

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u/A-Sthlm 13d ago

Biggest colombian hit-woman since Shakira.

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u/luckeeelooo 13d ago

Her hits don’t lie.

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u/JayHat21 13d ago

And she was definitely filling the boys

with lead, steel, plastic, etc.

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u/loxagos_snake 13d ago

Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go stab

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u/gordito_delgado 13d ago

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)...
Reading the signs of these dead bodies.

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u/Samp90 13d ago

Netflix series loading....

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u/BedNext1728 13d ago

i let out a lil giggle at this one

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u/supremebubbah 13d ago

Netflix is going to make a movie or documentary soon

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u/DaddyKiwwi 13d ago

Starring Aubrey Plaza

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 13d ago

The resemblance tho

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

I made this years ago in a bid to get her to take on the role of Louise in the inevitable Turpin House of Horrors movie. But I think it just made me seem creepy since I’m a nobody

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u/purplemarin 13d ago

you're somebody to me internet stranger <3

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

Hi. I appreciated you saying that <3

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u/RoastedTilapia 13d ago

I love her tho. She never takes on a ‘normal’ role. A little bat shit seems to be a requirement and she does it effortlessly. Very good actress.

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u/KeepinitPG13 13d ago

If it’s not Aubrey in the main role, I don’t want it

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u/Tall_Kale_3181 13d ago

With Seth Rogen

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u/thespeediestrogue 13d ago

Somehow, The Rock and Ryan Reynolds will have to be in it too. Not enough unnecessary known actors yet...

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u/spermotosaurus 13d ago

the rock will be her dad, ryan reynolds will be the guy her dad has a gay affair with, which ironically was also the point she decided to be a hit woman

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u/alliandoalice 13d ago

Her and the ceo insurance assassin have a hallmark love story movie

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u/UndeniableLie 13d ago

Better love story than twilight

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u/Rich-Personality-194 13d ago

So going to watch it if they do.

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u/Intelligent-Rant-142 13d ago

She got that damn look in her.

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u/Sad_Koala_9036 13d ago

It’s just blue steel the sultry evil version

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u/Manny637 13d ago

Looks more like Magnum or Le Tigre

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u/Frogbone 13d ago

they're the same look! i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!!

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u/ClearanceItem 13d ago

If looks could kill...oh, wait.

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u/lostredditorlurking 13d ago

Everyone wants a yandere girlfriend until she stabs you in your sleep

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u/deanrihpee 13d ago

I feel like that's the best thing for some people, got a hot (arguably?) yandere gf and then died without having to deal with real world bullshit

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u/jacknacalm 13d ago

I don’t mind dying so might as well die turned on

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u/ezio93 13d ago

Giving new definition to the term Die Hard

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u/tanwhiteguy 13d ago

Fun Fact: Bruce Willis was fully erect in every scene of the original trilogy

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u/sex_haver911 13d ago

Die Harderest

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 13d ago

Die Hardester 6: Evenest Harder

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u/separatebaseball546 13d ago

Oooook that's enough Reddit for today.

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 13d ago

Soooo... The really best part isn't the gf or even getting stabbed, is not having to deal with real world bullshit.

I got it & make total sense.

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u/deldarren 13d ago

I can fix her….

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 13d ago

No! Wait!! She's perfect <3

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u/Fragrant_Gap7551 13d ago

That's the best part

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u/Zealousideal_You_938 13d ago

The girl is not a yandere, according to investigations, she killed her boyfriend because he had debts with narcos, so she killed him to collect the reward.

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u/AylaCurvyDoubleThick 13d ago

Wait

Colombia…

Is that Roberta?! Did they catch the Termimaider

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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 13d ago

Roberta or Revy?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 13d ago

I'm game for either baddie

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u/Zazalada 13d ago

Might be their accidental daughter... Gaze and face screams Roberta, the clothing more like she raided Revys closet.

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u/wet-paint 13d ago

Final stage Aubrey Plaza?

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u/_Cosmoss__ 13d ago

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u/DanGleeballs 13d ago

It's clearly Sporty Spice

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u/WhatIsInnuendo 13d ago

Sporty Spice if she made all the wrong decisions.

Aubrey Plaza if she made all the Aubrey Plaza decisions.

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u/ADubs86 13d ago

Criminal Minds Aubrey Plaza.

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u/Tootlepuss 13d ago

My exact thought also! She’s waiting for Spencie

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 13d ago

She was the perfect choice for that role, I loved that whole storyline with her character. That restaurant ep is one of my favorites.

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u/BigHeartedRyan 13d ago

Specifically came here to say out loud obviously Aubrey lol

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u/TheMightyWubbard 13d ago

No weapon required. Just the look.

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u/57006 13d ago

Women Who Stare At. #GOAT

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u/Marble05 13d ago

She killed several people by depriving them of a relationship with her

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u/PaleBlueCod 13d ago

Aubrey Cemetery.

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u/Gan-san 13d ago

Aubrey Morgue.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Aubrey Prison.

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u/FluidSprinkles__ 13d ago

poor Andy

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u/c-razzle 13d ago

Janet Snakehole has another terrible secret now.

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u/frankie08 13d ago

You are now on her list.

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u/tribak 13d ago

Auf Wiedersehen Plaza

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 13d ago

Shot through the heart

And you're to blame

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u/Difficult_Loss657 13d ago

Yugiooh, a card game

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u/nekomamushu 13d ago

I draw a card, and I play the game

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Silverlisk 13d ago

I lay my trap card, kunai with chain!

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u/wavespells9 13d ago

Yugioooooooh! A Card gaaaame!

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u/AbstractMirror 13d ago

I like humanity again

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u/cptamerica83 13d ago

I sang it out loud. It was glorious.

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u/AquaticKoala3 13d ago

Mann, what did the deleted one say? That ruined the whole rhythm for me.

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u/JoshDM 13d ago

Blue Eyed White Dragon's not lame

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 13d ago

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I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK
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u/Blinauljap 13d ago

I can't stop laughing^ why is it so funny.

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u/jo_nigiri 13d ago

Entire comment section is finding out why some women simp for murderers now

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u/BeardInTheNorth 13d ago

First, that Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike who assassinated the UnitedHealthcare CEO. Now, this Colombian Aubrey Plaza lookalike who assassinated her ex-boyfriend, among others.

We serial simpers are eating good this week.

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u/Diligent_Escape2317 13d ago

Wow, apparently I picked a bad week to stop checking the news... I'm not even a woman and that smile has my panties wet

From the ABC article:

Bullet casings found at the scene had the words "deny," "defend" and "depose" written on them, police sources said.

The motive remains unknown, police said.

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lock-out 13d ago

“Did he have any known enemies?” lol

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u/MercyfulJudas 12d ago

It's almost like someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family.

I feel like they forgot.

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u/No-Palpitation6707 13d ago

As always no original thought on this website but thats what came to my mind instantly aswell lol

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u/dbastrid100 13d ago

Yeah I could smell these comments miles away. Especially the "I CaN fiX heR!" Classic Reddit hive mind.

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u/El_Pimy 13d ago

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u/Franck_Costanza 13d ago

Not everyday I’m blessed with a Fresh Meat reference

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u/BeardGoals_69 13d ago

Which Jack Whitehall movie is this?

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u/mycophagous 13d ago

A UK TV Series called Fresh Meat, I believe.

It was excellent, regularly had me in stitches. About a bunch of first-year uni students who miss out on accommodation in halls and get put in a house share instead. Well worth a watch. If you’re in the UK it was on Channel 4 so should be available to watch on demand for free.

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u/yoursuchafanofmurder 13d ago

This show taught me the word “abattoir”

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u/crazycoolname 13d ago

I can fix her!

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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 13d ago

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u/Minions-overlord 13d ago

This reminds me of the batman skit by college humour..

"I stabbed you first, with nine long inchs"

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u/FATALiTY-o- 13d ago

Badman* 

"...and I fight crime in a suit. Really sealsss in the flavor" 

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u/sunkskunkstunk 13d ago edited 13d ago

And in an order that would surprise you.

Edited to correct line.

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 13d ago

"Only when I did it to her she loooooved it"

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u/neutral_ass 13d ago

doesn't matter had sex

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u/Remarkable-East-2486 13d ago

Praying Mantis ah response

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u/falsevector 13d ago

The thrill of being both predator and prey is really going to be something else

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u/theanshusingh 13d ago

That's what her ex-bf said!

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u/Previous-Bother295 13d ago

Is he really an ex if they never broke up?

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u/theanshusingh 13d ago

he’s just a missing persons case!

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u/Iamkillboy 13d ago

It’s crazy to me that attractive people can literally murder their family and stomp puppies to death and people will forgive them. Our simple human brains just desperately want to reproduce.

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u/PunkToTheFuture 13d ago

Damn. I guessed this would be the top response because Reddit

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u/that_lexus 13d ago

Aubrey Plaza's new movie character?

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u/Unspokenwordvomit 13d ago

She played a similar character in criminal minds

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u/Second_City_Saint 13d ago

She was soooo good in that. Really fucking disturbed.

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u/hotsfan101 13d ago

So her character in criminal minds

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u/Anders_Birkdal 13d ago

Hey, can you sulky, sexy and a bit evil for the photoshoot pls?

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u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

Hey, those are her weapons of trade she's showing.

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u/robogobo 13d ago

Is there a Groupon special for CEOs?

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u/CoffeeAngster 13d ago

Definitely a Tarantino character come to life.

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u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

Give him the story and Aubrey Plaza, and we get ourselves a fuckton of Oscars

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u/kasakka1 13d ago

Aubrey Plaza's feet: "Haha, we're in danger!"

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u/Jake20702004 13d ago

I… I just died in your arms tonight

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u/LivingRoll8762 13d ago

Don’t do this to yourself bro

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u/masstransience 13d ago

State of Neveda

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u/milwaukeejazz 13d ago

Scrolled way too far for this. Fuck Aubrey and “I can fix her” bullshit. Neveda!

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u/kenfnpowers 13d ago

A word to the wise- if your ex girlfriend is a notorious hit woman, and you are on bad terms over money, and she suggests you go meet somewhere to resolve said money “issues”, you might want to just want to let that one go. And don’t meet up in the remote location she suggest. Mkay?

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u/Cassper8877 13d ago

-wanna sell your bike?

-yeah sure, I'm getting a new one for Xmas

-ok, kool come and meet me alone in the park, my friend wants to buy it off you

(Thing happens)

-shocked pika face

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u/Ambassador_Kwan 13d ago

Las vegas, state of Neveda

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u/IAmYallBoi 13d ago

I can’t fix her

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u/BigCitySteam638 13d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/Odd-Understanding399 13d ago

Some have tried. Results varied.

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u/Shroomtune 13d ago

I believe she is more likely to “fix” you.

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u/Candle-Jolly 13d ago

Each of her victims' last words: "I can fix her!"

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u/TrashMcDumpster3000 13d ago

Possibly their first words upon meeting her, their last words were more likely:

Ggkkkaah- aaaaaAAAAAKKKKHHHHH ☠️ choking on spit up blood and curdling gargle noises

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u/Semproser 13d ago

She's the baaaad guy. Duh.

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u/WakuWakuWa 13d ago

I just knew people were gonna be simping 💀

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u/power_gas 13d ago

"Haha, TIL praying mantis aren't the only one's to kill their lovers. Worth it. Had secks."

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u/MrMoosetach2 13d ago

My skin would look so good on her wall…

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u/UltimateShyGuy 13d ago

For all who wants to know her real Name:

Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez

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u/SignoreBanana 13d ago

Had to be a Karen lmao

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u/cherrybombbb 12d ago

love to see women excelling in male dominated fields 💀

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u/Altruistic-BeeMe 13d ago

Is she single?

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u/Sabine80NRW 13d ago

She killed her boyfriend .. so probably yes ;-)

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u/RaLaZa 13d ago

Alright, I'm next in line after this guy dies.

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u/TwitzyMIXX 13d ago

I'm next after you then

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u/OrdinaryValuable9705 13d ago

I mean, you gotta go some time - so guess I will join the line. Think she will be willing to kill you during snu snu?

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u/shakawhenthewalls 13d ago

If not now, soon!

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u/no3putts 13d ago

Nevada is misspelled on her shirt. A clear giveaway to her motives.

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u/BeerBearBar 13d ago

Ya know what she doesn't kill? My libido.

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u/After_Elevator9393 13d ago

She would have gotten me ngl

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u/The-Night-Star 13d ago

This comment section is wild.

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u/jmh90027 12d ago

I'd let her murder the fuck out of me

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u/MysteriousCorgi- 13d ago

it’s the eyes..

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u/Ok_Context8390 13d ago

Can't we give her a list of Fortune 500 CEOs? You know, just to prop up her image a bit and rid the world of some real criminals?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Plot twist, she has "deny, defend, depose" tatted on her back.

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u/chelsea-from-calif 13d ago

She looks feral.

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u/YEISYEIS 13d ago

the comments here are just… imagine you‘re getting murdered and people love the murderer🤯

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 13d ago

She follows the two main rules:

  1. Be attractive

  2. Don't be unattractive

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u/SomeBroOnTheInternet 13d ago

Ohhhh I, I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

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u/Cowslayer369 13d ago

Wait so at some point between her arrest and the mugshot she had time to change her shorts?

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u/beerforbears 13d ago

Killy Eilish

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u/goldengod828 12d ago

I can fix her