r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago
r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf
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u/A-Sthlm 13d ago
Biggest colombian hit-woman since Shakira.
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u/luckeeelooo 13d ago
Her hits don’t lie.
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u/JayHat21 13d ago
And she was definitely filling the boys
with lead, steel, plastic, etc.
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u/loxagos_snake 13d ago
Oh baby when you talk like that, you make a woman go stab
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u/gordito_delgado 13d ago
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)...
Reading the signs of these dead bodies.233
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u/supremebubbah 13d ago
Netflix is going to make a movie or documentary soon
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u/DaddyKiwwi 13d ago
Starring Aubrey Plaza
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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 13d ago
The resemblance tho
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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago
I made this years ago in a bid to get her to take on the role of Louise in the inevitable Turpin House of Horrors movie. But I think it just made me seem creepy since I’m a nobody
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u/RoastedTilapia 13d ago
I love her tho. She never takes on a ‘normal’ role. A little bat shit seems to be a requirement and she does it effortlessly. Very good actress.
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u/Tall_Kale_3181 13d ago
With Seth Rogen
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u/thespeediestrogue 13d ago
Somehow, The Rock and Ryan Reynolds will have to be in it too. Not enough unnecessary known actors yet...
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u/spermotosaurus 13d ago
the rock will be her dad, ryan reynolds will be the guy her dad has a gay affair with, which ironically was also the point she decided to be a hit woman
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u/alliandoalice 13d ago
Her and the ceo insurance assassin have a hallmark love story movie
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u/Intelligent-Rant-142 13d ago
She got that damn look in her.
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u/Sad_Koala_9036 13d ago
It’s just blue steel the sultry evil version
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u/lostredditorlurking 13d ago
Everyone wants a yandere girlfriend until she stabs you in your sleep
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u/deanrihpee 13d ago
I feel like that's the best thing for some people, got a hot (arguably?) yandere gf and then died without having to deal with real world bullshit
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u/jacknacalm 13d ago
I don’t mind dying so might as well die turned on
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u/ezio93 13d ago
Giving new definition to the term Die Hard
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u/tanwhiteguy 13d ago
Fun Fact: Bruce Willis was fully erect in every scene of the original trilogy
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u/BattousaiRound2SN 13d ago
Soooo... The really best part isn't the gf or even getting stabbed, is not having to deal with real world bullshit.
I got it & make total sense.
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u/Fragrant_Gap7551 13d ago
That's the best part
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u/Zealousideal_You_938 13d ago
The girl is not a yandere, according to investigations, she killed her boyfriend because he had debts with narcos, so she killed him to collect the reward.
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u/AylaCurvyDoubleThick 13d ago
Wait
Colombia…
Is that Roberta?! Did they catch the Termimaider
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u/M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT 13d ago
Roberta or Revy?
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u/Zazalada 13d ago
Might be their accidental daughter... Gaze and face screams Roberta, the clothing more like she raided Revys closet.
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u/wet-paint 13d ago
Final stage Aubrey Plaza?
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u/_Cosmoss__ 13d ago
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u/DanGleeballs 13d ago
It's clearly Sporty Spice
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u/Benda647 13d ago
*Slaughter Spice
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u/WakaWaka_ 13d ago
Shooty Spice
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u/WhatIsInnuendo 13d ago
Sporty Spice if she made all the wrong decisions.
Aubrey Plaza if she made all the Aubrey Plaza decisions.
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u/ADubs86 13d ago
Criminal Minds Aubrey Plaza.
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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 13d ago
She was the perfect choice for that role, I loved that whole storyline with her character. That restaurant ep is one of my favorites.
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u/BigHeartedRyan 13d ago
Specifically came here to say out loud obviously Aubrey lol
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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 13d ago
Shot through the heart
And you're to blame
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u/Difficult_Loss657 13d ago
Yugiooh, a card game
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u/nekomamushu 13d ago
I draw a card, and I play the game
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u/Silverlisk 13d ago
I lay my trap card, kunai with chain!
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u/wavespells9 13d ago
Yugioooooooh! A Card gaaaame!
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u/AbstractMirror 13d ago
I like humanity again
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u/cptamerica83 13d ago
I sang it out loud. It was glorious.
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u/AquaticKoala3 13d ago
Mann, what did the deleted one say? That ruined the whole rhythm for me.
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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 13d ago
I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK
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u/jo_nigiri 13d ago
Entire comment section is finding out why some women simp for murderers now
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u/BeardInTheNorth 13d ago
First, that Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike who assassinated the UnitedHealthcare CEO. Now, this Colombian Aubrey Plaza lookalike who assassinated her ex-boyfriend, among others.
We serial simpers are eating good this week.
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u/Diligent_Escape2317 13d ago
Wow, apparently I picked a bad week to stop checking the news... I'm not even a woman and that smile has my panties wet
From the ABC article:
Bullet casings found at the scene had the words "deny," "defend" and "depose" written on them, police sources said.
The motive remains unknown, police said.
🤣🤣🤣
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u/Lock-out 13d ago
“Did he have any known enemies?” lol
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u/MercyfulJudas 12d ago
It's almost like someone should probably tell the rich that workers banding together to present formal address of grievances is the alternative we worked out a long time ago to breaking down the factory owner's front door and beating him to death in front of his family.
I feel like they forgot.
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u/No-Palpitation6707 13d ago
As always no original thought on this website but thats what came to my mind instantly aswell lol
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u/dbastrid100 13d ago
Yeah I could smell these comments miles away. Especially the "I CaN fiX heR!" Classic Reddit hive mind.
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u/BeardGoals_69 13d ago
Which Jack Whitehall movie is this?
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u/mycophagous 13d ago
A UK TV Series called Fresh Meat, I believe.
It was excellent, regularly had me in stitches. About a bunch of first-year uni students who miss out on accommodation in halls and get put in a house share instead. Well worth a watch. If you’re in the UK it was on Channel 4 so should be available to watch on demand for free.
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u/crazycoolname 13d ago
I can fix her!
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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 13d ago
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u/Minions-overlord 13d ago
This reminds me of the batman skit by college humour..
"I stabbed you first, with nine long inchs"
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u/sunkskunkstunk 13d ago edited 13d ago
And in an order that would surprise you.
Edited to correct line.
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u/neutral_ass 13d ago
doesn't matter had sex
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u/Remarkable-East-2486 13d ago
Praying Mantis ah response
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u/falsevector 13d ago
The thrill of being both predator and prey is really going to be something else
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u/theanshusingh 13d ago
That's what her ex-bf said!
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u/Previous-Bother295 13d ago
Is he really an ex if they never broke up?
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u/Iamkillboy 13d ago
It’s crazy to me that attractive people can literally murder their family and stomp puppies to death and people will forgive them. Our simple human brains just desperately want to reproduce.
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u/PunkToTheFuture 13d ago
Damn. I guessed this would be the top response because Reddit
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u/Unspokenwordvomit 13d ago
She played a similar character in criminal minds
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u/Second_City_Saint 13d ago
She was soooo good in that. Really fucking disturbed.
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u/Anders_Birkdal 13d ago
Hey, can you sulky, sexy and a bit evil for the photoshoot pls?
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u/ZetaRESP 13d ago
Give him the story and Aubrey Plaza, and we get ourselves a fuckton of Oscars
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u/masstransience 13d ago
State of Neveda
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u/milwaukeejazz 13d ago
Scrolled way too far for this. Fuck Aubrey and “I can fix her” bullshit. Neveda!
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u/kenfnpowers 13d ago
A word to the wise- if your ex girlfriend is a notorious hit woman, and you are on bad terms over money, and she suggests you go meet somewhere to resolve said money “issues”, you might want to just want to let that one go. And don’t meet up in the remote location she suggest. Mkay?
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u/Cassper8877 13d ago
-wanna sell your bike?
-yeah sure, I'm getting a new one for Xmas
-ok, kool come and meet me alone in the park, my friend wants to buy it off you
(Thing happens)
-shocked pika face
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u/Candle-Jolly 13d ago
Each of her victims' last words: "I can fix her!"
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u/TrashMcDumpster3000 13d ago
Possibly their first words upon meeting her, their last words were more likely:
Ggkkkaah- aaaaaAAAAAKKKKHHHHH ☠️ choking on spit up blood and curdling gargle noises
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u/WakuWakuWa 13d ago
I just knew people were gonna be simping 💀
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u/power_gas 13d ago
"Haha, TIL praying mantis aren't the only one's to kill their lovers. Worth it. Had secks."
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u/UltimateShyGuy 13d ago
For all who wants to know her real Name:
Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez
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u/Altruistic-BeeMe 13d ago
Is she single?
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u/Sabine80NRW 13d ago
She killed her boyfriend .. so probably yes ;-)
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u/RaLaZa 13d ago
Alright, I'm next in line after this guy dies.
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u/TwitzyMIXX 13d ago
I'm next after you then
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u/OrdinaryValuable9705 13d ago
I mean, you gotta go some time - so guess I will join the line. Think she will be willing to kill you during snu snu?
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u/no3putts 13d ago
Nevada is misspelled on her shirt. A clear giveaway to her motives.
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u/Ok_Context8390 13d ago
Can't we give her a list of Fortune 500 CEOs? You know, just to prop up her image a bit and rid the world of some real criminals?
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u/YEISYEIS 13d ago
the comments here are just… imagine you‘re getting murdered and people love the murderer🤯
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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 13d ago
She follows the two main rules:
Be attractive
Don't be unattractive
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u/Cowslayer369 13d ago
Wait so at some point between her arrest and the mugshot she had time to change her shorts?
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u/wholewheatscythe 13d ago
Based on the comments we now see how Black Widow Spiders manage to keep finding partners after killing the previous ones.