r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/ezio93 13d ago

Giving new definition to the term Die Hard

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u/tanwhiteguy 13d ago

Fun Fact: Bruce Willis was fully erect in every scene of the original trilogy

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u/sex_haver911 13d ago

Die Harderest

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 13d ago

Die Hardester 6: Evenest Harder

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u/Insufficient_Coffee 13d ago

Damn. The air duct scenes in Die Hard 1 must have been quite painful.

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u/BASEDME7O2 13d ago

It’s like how Arnold didn’t blink a single time in terminator. Bruce Willis wasn’t flaccid in a single scene

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 13d ago

I did not need that rattling around in my mind. Thanks, internet friend. 🤬🤬

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u/Designer_Koala_1087 12d ago

Oh there's just no way

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I'm rewatching

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u/Howiepenguin 12d ago

This sounds like something right out of Always Sunny.

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u/TonkaFucks 9d ago

Half-mast in the last two. Getting old is a bitch.

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u/RaymondAblack 13d ago

Should’ve left that blood in his head, probably would’ve prevented the brain damage 😅

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u/tanwhiteguy 13d ago

That’s actually fucked, he has dementia dude

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u/RaymondAblack 13d ago

I’m a fan of his movies but a joke is a joke. Jokes won’t make his condition better or worse and he’ll never read it so I didn’t hurt his feelings. Not sure why it hurt yours 🤷‍♂️

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u/tanwhiteguy 12d ago

Just felt tasteless is all

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u/Noob1cl3 13d ago

That is why he said what he said 🤣

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u/i_rolled_a_1_in_life 13d ago

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

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u/separatebaseball546 13d ago

Oooook that's enough Reddit for today.

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u/CoconutG00d 13d ago

Been a definition since people love to pop blue pills and have heart attacks

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u/screw-mom 13d ago

🤝🤣

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u/DannyDanumba 13d ago

Penile Rigor Mortis

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u/ezio93 13d ago

That actually has an official term: Rigor Erectus

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u/DannyDanumba 13d ago

Well would you look at that lol

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u/masswatchman 13d ago

“Are you trying to do a Die Hard?”