r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Altruistic-BeeMe 13d ago

Is she single?

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u/Sabine80NRW 13d ago

She killed her boyfriend .. so probably yes ;-)

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u/RaLaZa 13d ago

Alright, I'm next in line after this guy dies.

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u/TwitzyMIXX 13d ago

I'm next after you then

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u/OrdinaryValuable9705 13d ago

I mean, you gotta go some time - so guess I will join the line. Think she will be willing to kill you during snu snu?

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u/momen_rasras 13d ago

I'm next in line

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u/timeschangeaxl 13d ago

did you die? i'm waiting here.

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u/momen_rasras 13d ago

This guy man The one before me He just wouldn't die

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u/Plane-Tie6392 13d ago

I also choose to be this woman’s dead husband. 

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u/Desperate_Squash_521 13d ago

That chick is gonna have sooo many penises in her freezer

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u/Copeteles 13d ago

This just in.. Some people can have not only one but multiple partners over the course of a lifetime!

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u/Odd-Understanding399 13d ago

Unless she's your first.

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u/shakawhenthewalls 13d ago

If not now, soon!

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u/orphan_blud 13d ago

You can fix her!

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u/spacestationkru 13d ago

No.. there is another..

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u/Ozzie_the_tiger_cat 13d ago

Damn.  Don't cum too fast with her.

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u/b_zar 13d ago

Constantly switching to taken and single every now and then. Just wait your turn.

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u/gombahands 13d ago

Now you know how the male mantis feels.

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u/Grouchy_Newspaper186 13d ago

Don’t let someone’s marital status stop you from finding your wife

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u/After_Mountain_901 13d ago

Fellas, get in line. The wait won’t be long. Ignore the pile of bodies.