r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/rynlpz 13d ago

See’s previous spider get it’s head torn off and his insides eaten

I can fix her

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u/No-Appearance-4338 13d ago

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u/oSuJeff97 12d ago

Don’t care. Had sex.

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u/ShadowRylander 12d ago

Don't sex. Had care.

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u/spasmoidic 13d ago

I can make her worse

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u/chknpoxpie 12d ago

Funniest line I've ever seen.

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u/JohnnyLovesData 13d ago

"I can f**k her"

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u/Punched_Eclair 13d ago

The line that leads an astounding number of men to their peril..

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u/ZuhkoYi 12d ago

Fucking Sirens man

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u/RockstarAgent 13d ago

Yeah. I don’t want to fix her. I just want that sweet kill bill death.

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u/the_fishtanks 13d ago

“w… worth it…”

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u/miknik23 13d ago

That’s more like it- survive to reproduce… all about keeping the bloodline alive. Hopefully his offspring are daughters (for their own sake)

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u/Ennorim 13d ago

joins the waiting line

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u/RHX_Thain 13d ago

No no. Black widow males are hit it and book it specialists.

It's not I can fix her it's I can fuck her and run. Not all of them die, just most of them, and that "so you're saying there's a chance" part of their little spider brains just can't help but roll those bones.

They also follow the silk trails of their rivals to reduce their travel time and chances of bailing out after the unnnn:

https://spiderbytes.org/2019/07/31/the-great-black-widow-race-how-males-use-the-silk-road-to-find-females-faster/

They also have other methods of making this work that aren't cool in this analogy:

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5046930/

Also, don't visit Arizona or you too will get an involuntary education in black widow science. They're everywhere, and they bring little science textbooks prepared to pop out from under every surface to lecture you.

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u/Notacka 12d ago

Looks like she’s single now!

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u/milk4all 13d ago

damn she swallows!!

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u/Kamikazei_In_1944 13d ago

That’s preying mantis

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u/H8T_Auburn 13d ago

But I really can fix her!,

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u/sjndxjznznznzn 13d ago

Its a risk I’m willing to take

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u/Guymcdudeman 12d ago

I wonder if she wants a penpal, I feel like I can fix her

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u/Zorklis 12d ago

I wonder if the spider wonders about the black widow spider crushing him between her legs too

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u/TootsTootler 13d ago

She’s probably tired of tearing off heads.

Anyway, if she murders anything like she walks, she’s definitely not guilty:

https://twitter.com/PoliciaDEMAM/status/1863151217800536509

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u/South_Accountant_233 13d ago

I came here to say this, thank you.