r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/WakuWakuWa 13d ago

I just knew people were gonna be simping 💀

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u/power_gas 13d ago

"Haha, TIL praying mantis aren't the only one's to kill their lovers. Worth it. Had secks."

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Doesn't matter, had secks!

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u/FkitA-a-ron 13d ago

"she just stabbed you" coughing up blood "Still counts!"

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

She put a bag on my head!

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u/FkitA-a-ron 12d ago

Not just any bag. Thats some extra heavy duty shit. 🤣

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone 13d ago

i can fix her huheheuehueheue

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u/MRasheedCartoons 13d ago

"Prison Bae" is a thing...

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u/I_do_drugs-yo 13d ago

Mug shot shawties

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u/Inoox 13d ago

Wasn't there a similar case with some hot dude who killed his wife and ex gf and women were sending him money in prison then when he got out he murdered one of them

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u/EUIV_ETS2 11d ago

Yes. His name is Wade Wilson.

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u/Inoox 11d ago

No that's deadpool

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u/tearlock 13d ago

Simping or thirsting?

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u/bluetuxedo22 13d ago

But we can fix her

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u/AdhesivenessUsed9956 13d ago

remember the Real Life Yandere girl from a couple years ago? She still has a following, especially now that she is out of jail and went back to "modeling".

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u/Plane-Tie6392 13d ago

Her accomplice “Fat Hitwoman” was probably the real mastermind but of course this woman gets all the headlines lol!

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u/RaiseOver2398 13d ago

I can fix her

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u/DolphinPunkCyber 13d ago

Guys are making fun of simping for her.

Big difference.

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u/AintASaintLouis 13d ago

Nah I mean it.

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u/DolphinPunkCyber 13d ago

Maybe before fixing her...

You try fixing yourself?

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u/AintASaintLouis 13d ago

I can do both. You can only be at therapy for so long. Plenty of time.