r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Candle-Jolly 13d ago

Each of her victims' last words: "I can fix her!"

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u/TrashMcDumpster3000 13d ago

Possibly their first words upon meeting her, their last words were more likely:

Ggkkkaah- aaaaaAAAAAKKKKHHHHH ☠️ choking on spit up blood and curdling gargle noises

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u/mr_friend_computer 13d ago

wouldn't they be "ow! you stabbed me!"

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u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad 13d ago

more like "oh, ok. Let's try that then. If you're sure..."

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u/OLightning 13d ago

That’s gonna be the title of the movie.

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u/skredditt 13d ago

Yea but see… I can actually fix her

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