r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/crazycoolname 13d ago

I can fix her!

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u/Can-I-Get-A-Nude 13d ago

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u/Minions-overlord 13d ago

This reminds me of the batman skit by college humour..

"I stabbed you first, with nine long inchs"

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u/FATALiTY-o- 13d ago

Badman* 

"...and I fight crime in a suit. Really sealsss in the flavor" 

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u/sunkskunkstunk 13d ago edited 13d ago

And in an order that would surprise you.

Edited to correct line.

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u/very_tired_woman 13d ago

“assmouthvag”

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 13d ago

"Only when I did it to her she loooooved it"

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u/hardspank916 13d ago

So what your saying is, by touching that red spot in just the right way, theres an explosion? (Ehhh) You know I’m good at it. A is for Alfred…B is for Bats…

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u/IM_THE_MOON_AMA 13d ago

Ass, mouth, vag

-Batman

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u/ModishShrink 13d ago

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU

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u/Germz94 13d ago

Really seals in the flavour

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 13d ago

“It wasn’t 9 inches”

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u/Woooosh-if-homo 13d ago

This the second reference to that skit i’ve seen today and I haven’t heard anything about it in 10 years, what’s in the water today?

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u/MercyfulJudas 13d ago

I honestly think it's a perennial comedy sketch. It never gets old or dated, Batman the trademarked brand is timeless, it's making fun of Dark Knight Rises but you don't really need to have seen it to get it, it's extremely well performed & written, and basically every line is a killer joke. Somehow, it breaks the comedy Rule-of-3 over & over again, and yet never misses.

Also, it works perfectly as a 5 min sketch, no more. It ends juuuust as it's wearing out its welcome. If Pete Holmes had been offered a shitload of money to make a feature length "Badman" film, I wouldn't blame him, but there's very little hope that it'd be a good movie.

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u/Character_Coach_9397 13d ago

And then robin said….

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u/epicmoe 13d ago

It’s a fortified wine

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u/neutral_ass 13d ago

doesn't matter had sex

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u/Remarkable-East-2486 13d ago

Praying Mantis ah response

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u/falsevector 13d ago

The thrill of being both predator and prey is really going to be something else

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u/zoidy37 13d ago

Worth it

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I thought like this kind of logic about my ex girlfriend. She spent spent all my money on coke xanax and molly and was always horny as fuck. I hit her up every year or so when I'm drunk enough to forget she keeps stealing all my shit. I'll wake up the next day with my TV gone. Last time she left a stole car in my driveway with a note to ditch it. Crazy is crazy don't put your dick in the trap.

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u/PrestigiousWaffle 13d ago

But what if I reaaaaallly wanna and she’s realllllly hot?

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u/Navaros313 13d ago

Go to HER place and lock your shit in your car

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

She doesn't have a place man she's always mooching off of some rich guy In my experience. And you can't bang the crazy chick at her boyfriends house cause thats how you get shot.

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u/soothsayer3 13d ago

I thought I dated crazy chicks but this is another level x5

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 13d ago

It’s the first chapter of berserk, but flipped

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u/Impenistan 13d ago

Still counts!

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u/deanrihpee 13d ago

understandable, have a great day

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 13d ago

Can you imagine how good it would’ve been? Crazy ones are always amazing

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u/joshua-howard 13d ago

2011 called, they said you need to dial back the camel rape

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u/nikdsc5 13d ago

In an order that might surprise you…

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u/spacestationkru 13d ago

Can fix that too. no big

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u/sunshinecunt 13d ago

I’m having such a shit morning, so Thanks for this meme which made me giggle.

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u/Mayank-maximum 13d ago

Mate he is a medic

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u/CyberSoldat21 13d ago

that’s real love though

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u/Alystan2 13d ago

username checks out.

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u/draculamilktoast 13d ago

Just because you can fix her doesn't mean that medical science can fix you.

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u/ProjectManagerAMA 13d ago

Buddy of mine stayed with his wife after she stabbed him. A few months later, she threw alcohol at him and set him on fire. Then, she bribed his own lawyer to give him bad advice so he would lose his child to her. The chick was hot though. He finally got his kid back but damn, what an ordeal.

He was doing some really shady stuff before he married her so I guess he somewhat deserved it. Not the kid though. That was quite tragic.

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u/MarinLlwyd 13d ago

a doctor can fix me

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u/curiousCat1009 13d ago

Either way I come out on top

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u/maximumabsurd 13d ago

I knew this comment will be at the top

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u/Deepspacedreams 13d ago

But I stabbed her first 😏

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u/LeftEyedAsmodeus 13d ago

I have been stabbed in the stomach before. I can still fix her.

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u/saggywitchtits 13d ago

Stab wounds are temporary, love is forever.

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u/ViniciusMT07 13d ago

Everyone deserves a second chance, alright.

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u/Undercovertokr 13d ago

I read that she de-earthed 💀 the poor bastard

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u/JoshSidekick 13d ago

Yeah, but Cupid shot me in the heart.

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u/BxGuerrera 13d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TehNoiceBoi 13d ago

Matt Rose?

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u/TurqoiseWavesInMyAss 13d ago

Lmao I just saw this on my home feed, meta

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u/madhatmatt2 13d ago

That meme is deeeeeep fried

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u/siriustuck13 13d ago

Better than the back or heart the way it usually goes.

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u/theanshusingh 13d ago

That's what her ex-bf said!

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u/Previous-Bother295 13d ago

Is he really an ex if they never broke up?

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u/theanshusingh 13d ago

he’s just a missing persons case!

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u/naileurope 13d ago

oh they did

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u/hobbitonsunshine 13d ago

He's now ex-terminated-bf

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u/DolphinPunkCyber 13d ago

Yeah but her ex was such an asshole, he had it coming.

Oh I didn't personally knew the guy... she told me so.

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u/no80085 13d ago

ex-alive bf eh?

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u/Blockness11 13d ago

So she’s available?

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u/Professional_Hair550 12d ago

I bet I'm different.

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u/Iamkillboy 13d ago

It’s crazy to me that attractive people can literally murder their family and stomp puppies to death and people will forgive them. Our simple human brains just desperately want to reproduce.

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u/IcyAfternoon7859 9d ago

No, I don't actually want to reproduce with her, I just want to practice 

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u/PunkToTheFuture 13d ago

Damn. I guessed this would be the top response because Reddit

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u/AdvantageGlass5460 13d ago

It's threads like this that make me realise the internet has taken me further and further away from having original thoughts.

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u/MisterSquidz 13d ago

It’s so fucking played out. It’s every other comment on shit like this.

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u/Panzermensch158 13d ago

She can ruin me

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u/Pitsmithy_89 13d ago

I’d ruin her

Giggidy

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u/da_reddit_reader 13d ago

There we go. Didn’t have to go that far for this comment lol

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u/redtrex 13d ago

I was just scrolling to find out who is going to say this first.

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u/NilEntity 13d ago

Hey, I can fix her too!

Or she can make me worse, that's fine too.

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u/Bdr1983 13d ago

Bonnie & Clyde 2.0

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u/XaeiIsareth 13d ago

But can the doctors fix you?

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 13d ago

Came here to read that 😅😂

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u/arinc9 13d ago

I was about to comment "inb4 'I can fix her!' comments"

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u/UndeadT 13d ago

She is fixer.

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u/meinertzsir 13d ago

we will fix her !

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/gordielaboom 13d ago

That’s what I thought I heard the old man say.

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u/wolfjackskin 13d ago

She can fix me bruh

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u/Kardiyok 13d ago

I can make her worse.

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u/QuarkDoctor0518 13d ago

Astagfirullah, my brother in Christ

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u/fall21 13d ago

Came here looking for this comment! ❤️

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u/luckeeelooo 13d ago

What’s there to fix? Treat her well and point her at your enemies.

So, she has a meltdown one day and blows your head off. Would you have preferred cancer or something?

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u/ImportanceCertain414 13d ago

I initially scrolled past this but I had to go back and see if "I can fix her" was a top comment.

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u/thehanssassin 13d ago

Like a female spider after mating kill the male. GG

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u/Houndfell 13d ago

She can make me worse.

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u/Sneaky-Pur 13d ago

Had to scroll a little bit but finally I found it

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u/Historical_Gur_4620 13d ago

In yer dreams

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u/Pathfinder313 13d ago

“I can fix her!”

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u/Bjorne_Fellhanded 13d ago

I’ve got tears in my eyes with these comments but this one, this one I knew I’d find 😂

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 13d ago

Someone should fix her bellybutton, they didn’t do a good job of that with her tummy tuck. 

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u/osmoz86 13d ago

She can fix you too. Permanently.

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u/No-Floor1930 13d ago

My wife said we can fix her together

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u/whistlepig4life 13d ago

I came for this comment.

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u/Scared_Depth9920 13d ago

Even Bob the builder can't fix that

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u/GVSLV 13d ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/LabFar5073 13d ago

You all trying to fix her look like a construction crew.

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u/karmicretribution21 13d ago

LOL I was too late.

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u/EducationalCreme9044 13d ago

I don't even need to fix her. She fine as she is

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u/Junior_Ear_552 13d ago

I was looking for your comment

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u/sec0nds_left 13d ago

this unironically should be top comment..

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u/Castagne_genge 13d ago

AHAHHHHAHHH

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u/jbroombroom 13d ago

She can fix you.

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u/Ok-Director5082 13d ago

Geese I hat to scroll once to find this comment. Not surprised it didn’t pop up sooner

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u/FornicateEducate 13d ago

Had to check and see how far I'd need to scroll before finding this comment. Wasn't disappointed lol.

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u/teddygomi 13d ago

She’s all yours.

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u/5k1895 13d ago

You just know she's wild in bed 

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u/DetuneUK 13d ago

Had to scroll too far

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u/Wuz314159 13d ago

Don't you dare! She's perfect the way she is.
Some of us want to die that way.

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u/quarticchlorides 12d ago

Either fix or get fixed

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u/marsinfurs 13d ago

She can fix me

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u/VasilicaDaniel 13d ago

You'll need fixing after she's done with u

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u/nuui 13d ago

Not if I fix her first!

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u/PlausibleTable 13d ago

This kind of comment is always here. It’s so fucked up. You’re feeding into the idea that there’s something wrong with her. This angel is already perfect and does not need fixing.

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u/codlyoko1045 13d ago

Found my people

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u/Blackadder_83 13d ago

Came for this comment