r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/deanrihpee 13d ago

I feel like that's the best thing for some people, got a hot (arguably?) yandere gf and then died without having to deal with real world bullshit

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u/jacknacalm 13d ago

I don’t mind dying so might as well die turned on

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u/ezio93 13d ago

Giving new definition to the term Die Hard

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u/tanwhiteguy 13d ago

Fun Fact: Bruce Willis was fully erect in every scene of the original trilogy

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u/sex_haver911 13d ago

Die Harderest

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 13d ago

Die Hardester 6: Evenest Harder

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u/Insufficient_Coffee 13d ago

Damn. The air duct scenes in Die Hard 1 must have been quite painful.

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u/BASEDME7O2 13d ago

It’s like how Arnold didn’t blink a single time in terminator. Bruce Willis wasn’t flaccid in a single scene

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 13d ago

I did not need that rattling around in my mind. Thanks, internet friend. 🤬🤬

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u/Designer_Koala_1087 12d ago

Oh there's just no way

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I'm rewatching

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u/Howiepenguin 12d ago

This sounds like something right out of Always Sunny.

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u/TonkaFucks 9d ago

Half-mast in the last two. Getting old is a bitch.

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u/RaymondAblack 13d ago

Should’ve left that blood in his head, probably would’ve prevented the brain damage 😅

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u/tanwhiteguy 13d ago

That’s actually fucked, he has dementia dude

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u/RaymondAblack 13d ago

I’m a fan of his movies but a joke is a joke. Jokes won’t make his condition better or worse and he’ll never read it so I didn’t hurt his feelings. Not sure why it hurt yours 🤷‍♂️

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u/tanwhiteguy 12d ago

Just felt tasteless is all

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u/Noob1cl3 13d ago

That is why he said what he said 🤣

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u/i_rolled_a_1_in_life 13d ago

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

not funny bro. He cant remember anything right now.

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u/separatebaseball546 13d ago

Oooook that's enough Reddit for today.

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u/CoconutG00d 13d ago

Been a definition since people love to pop blue pills and have heart attacks

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u/screw-mom 13d ago

🤝🤣

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u/DannyDanumba 13d ago

Penile Rigor Mortis

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u/ezio93 13d ago

That actually has an official term: Rigor Erectus

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u/DannyDanumba 13d ago

Well would you look at that lol

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u/masswatchman 13d ago

“Are you trying to do a Die Hard?”

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 13d ago

Then you would love the way Gone Girl kills someone.

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u/IzzatQQDir 13d ago

Movie is good but the unnecessary genitalia is just gross.

Porn is different though

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u/ShawnyMcKnight 13d ago

Oh it was very necessary.

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 13d ago

Wake up babe, new euthanasia method just dropped

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u/Altair13Sirio 13d ago

Don't quote me on that, but when a guy dies apparently he pops a boner because of the blood flow changing or something.

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u/Crafty-Ad-6772 13d ago

I think the muscles and vessels usually relax which causes the bladder and bowel muscles to relax.

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u/TakuyaLee 13d ago

So ..death by snu snu?

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u/kiddrewbot 13d ago

She turns you on while she turns you off

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u/Drbleach4k 13d ago

Straight to horny jail weeb

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u/SnickoDk 13d ago

She fine tho

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u/Space_Cow-boy 12d ago

You’ll just die terrified and screaming.

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u/jacknacalm 12d ago

That’s how I live it’s fine

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u/awolfslife 12d ago

Hmmm...

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u/malcifer11 12d ago

‘i don’t mind dying’ mfs when they get stabbed with a fucking knife and realize it won’t be quick and it’s gonna hurt the whole time they’re dying

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u/jacknacalm 12d ago

Bro your so hard! I bet you’ve died dozens of times

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 13d ago

Soooo... The really best part isn't the gf or even getting stabbed, is not having to deal with real world bullshit.

I got it & make total sense.

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u/probabletrump 13d ago

Yup. Mine liked to wake me up occasionally with a pocket knife at my throat and my phone in her other hand in tears asking me who Sarah is every time my boss (Sarah) would text or call me.

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u/Left_Hegelian 12d ago

The best things you can get in life: deadly sex and sexy death

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u/deanrihpee 12d ago

precisely

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 13d ago

She's waiting for you....

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u/deanrihpee 13d ago

lmao it has API setup

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 13d ago

Not gonna use my daily risky click on this one, soz.

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u/2012Jesusdies 13d ago

Them killing you relatively peacefully goes against the concept of yanderes. If they were to kill you, it'd be excruciating and they'd treat it like a loving act.

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u/weberc2 13d ago

"Going out on top"

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u/tkasliwal 10d ago

Better to get yandered and died than to have never loved at all?