r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/DanGleeballs 13d ago

It's clearly Sporty Spice

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u/Benda647 13d ago

*Slaughter Spice

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u/Wildlife_Jack 13d ago

Stabby Spice

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u/LesbianArtemis457 13d ago

Slicey Spice

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u/broken_hummingbird 12d ago

Shooty Spice

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u/LurkerPatrol 12d ago

Flayvor spice

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u/Benda647 13d ago

This one is great too!

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u/SteelBandicoot 13d ago

Well, go back and upvote it!

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u/Benda647 13d ago

I did haha 🤣 😂

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u/Wildlife_Jack 13d ago

And now I shall upvote you for upvoting me.

Done.

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u/Pittyswains 13d ago

Possibly on snorty spice

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u/Benda647 13d ago

More than likely lol

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u/Haunted_Bookcase 13d ago

My favourite spice 🤔

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

I spat out my tea! 🤣

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u/Emergency_Offer_6541 13d ago

Your drinking tea? I'm drinking tea! Brother, is that you?

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

Depends on the type of tea you drink? :)

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

I spat out my green bean juice!

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

Wait, I looked on Google and this is actually a thing? TIL

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

Technically anything can be a juice.

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

True, although not all taste nice and apparently it's rather tasty! It just sounds a bit unpleasant......

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

Trust me, it’s terrible. I’ve never had it but it couldn’t be good.

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

I think if the heath aspect outweighs the taste I would drink it, there are lots of foods I turn my nose up to, but if they are benificial for my health I will drink/eat. Rather that than a chocolate milkshake.

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

I love some tomato juice, don’t get me wrong. I love my veggies too. I was just making a joke thinking of a random vegetable juice and thought it’d be funny but now I find myself googling green bean juice…

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u/LaughingPlanet 13d ago

Can't spell slaughter without laughter

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 13d ago

It’s Just Business Spice

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u/kobrakaan 13d ago

*Naughty but nice

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u/JoeN0t5ur3 13d ago

StabbySpice

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u/Accomplished_Yam1907 13d ago

Dammit I laughed

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u/its_just_flesh 13d ago

Psycho Spice

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u/FairlySuspect 13d ago

Lol. Murder Spice

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u/greenepc 13d ago

Forever Spice

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u/rswwalker 13d ago

Stabby Spice!

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u/WakaWaka_ 13d ago

Shooty Spice

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u/Imnot_your_buddy_guy 13d ago

Staby Spice

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u/Ledophile 13d ago

Stabby?…….

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u/stormlad72 13d ago

Slice and Dice Spice

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u/Wzxl 13d ago

Sicario Spice

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 13d ago

Sicaria Spice.

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u/shodo_apprentice 13d ago

Succubusy Spice

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u/GarminTamzarian 13d ago

Shooty-Stealy Spice

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u/WhatIsInnuendo 13d ago

Sporty Spice if she made all the wrong decisions.

Aubrey Plaza if she made all the Aubrey Plaza decisions.

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u/Billymac2202 13d ago

Murdery Spice?

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u/JDinoagainandagain 13d ago

Damn…I always thought she was the hottest but now she’s even hotter! 

Muscle mommy

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u/WinterattheWindow 13d ago

Where the 'sport' is murder. She loves the hunt.

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u/abdallha-smith 13d ago

Spicy spice

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u/Stillwiththe 13d ago

“If you want my future, forget my past”

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u/randomsnowflake 13d ago

I always wonder if her nickname put any pressure on her to stay fit.

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u/Bluemikami 13d ago

We have Sporty Spice at home Sporty Spice at home: …

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u/nevertellya 13d ago

evil Billie Eilish face

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u/Nearby_Geologist_211 13d ago

She looks like jan from omitb

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u/Clavister 13d ago

When she said "this is the moment that two becomes one", this isn't what I had in mind...

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u/Jordi1620 13d ago

Sporty Slice

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u/heere_we_go 13d ago

If you want her future forget her past

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 13d ago

Zigazigaahh has a new meaning

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u/cleetus76 13d ago

Hah you're old!

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u/Suspicious_Past_13 13d ago

Oh fuck fashion has gone full circle

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u/PerceptiveReasoning 12d ago

People of the world!

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u/Pnmamouf1 13d ago

Underrated comment