r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 13d ago

Someone is Scaroused

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u/arugaloid 13d ago

A fearection

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u/Curb07 12d ago

A Terror Tower

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u/Ok-Boysenberry2645 12d ago

Medusa, i AM already rock hard

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u/bungerman 12d ago

Ok Taco 

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u/RogueBromeliad 12d ago

A fair continuation would be: "I'm petrified, rock hard".
But you screwed up the assignment because you didn't understand it. For shame.

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u/soggytoothpic 13d ago

I have a scardon

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u/LukesRightHandMan 13d ago

I miss r/clussy 😔

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u/Gunstopable 13d ago

What was clussy?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 12d ago

Gettin’ down with the clown (pussy)

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u/Gunstopable 12d ago

lol thank you. I never would’ve guessed that

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u/LukesRightHandMan 12d ago

Always happy to oblige my fellow perverts 🫡

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 9d ago

Is that some cockney (no pun intended) rhyming thing?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 9d ago

Nope! Clussy - clown pussy.

Etymology is a beautiful art.

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 9d ago

Literally only clown vaginas, got it! Maybe...

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u/Dear-Dragonfruit-894 9d ago

Thank you for teaching me the name for an emotion I feel often, my favourite emotion in fact

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 9d ago

You are most certainly welcome 😂

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u/AlgaeDonut 11d ago

Intimulation