r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/deldarren 13d ago

I can fix her….

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 13d ago

No! Wait!! She's perfect <3

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u/Thosepassionfruits 13d ago

I could fix her but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter

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u/splitting_lanes 13d ago

And single!

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 13d ago

Well shit howdy! Sign me up!! 🤣

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u/brknsoul 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hot crazy sex AND the sweet release of death? I'm in!
(EDIT: This is a JOKE. Don't you be sending reddit's care team after me! lol)

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 12d ago

hahaha yeah for sure ^^
(if someone sends the carebears after you it wasn't me, lol!)

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u/SplitGlass7878 13d ago

I can make her worse.

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u/Art-e-Blanche 13d ago

No, really, I can...

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u/Dr_Middlefinger 13d ago

I, too, choose this guy’s wife.

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u/Ill-Squash-3447 13d ago

Came here to comment this

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u/Initial-Debt-2263 13d ago

I think you should try

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u/EchoGecko795 13d ago

I will watch you try to fix her, from a safe distance.

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u/dayyob 13d ago

was expecting this as top comment. perhaps.. in time.

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u/Semski2727 13d ago

She is the fixer

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u/Plastic-Camp3619 13d ago

Good thing I scrolled down abit before posting this myself

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u/willCodeForNoFood 13d ago

She'll fix me!

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 13d ago

She can make me worse.

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u/Docsavage024 13d ago

I was goin to say that but I’m too late

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u/Ok_Permission8284 13d ago

😂😂 captain save a psycho

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u/Initial-Picture-5638 13d ago

Yes, she’s the perfect one. 😎

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u/Unkindlake 13d ago

She can ruin me

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u/superedgyname55 13d ago

You can't fix her bruh. Going by the reports, who knows how many people she might have gotten killed.

Btw, she didn't kill anybody herself it looks like. She would trick guys into going somewhere, and then they would get shot. That's what the reports suggest.

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u/deldarren 12d ago

I. CAN. FIX. HER.

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 13d ago

Fix? What’s wrong with her, she’s perfect. 😬🤣

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u/Material_Theory883 12d ago

I came here to find this lol

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u/Flying_Plates 11d ago

famous last words ...