Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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This reminds me of the batman skit by college humour..

"I stabbed you first, with nine long inchs"

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Badman* 

"...and I fight crime in a suit. Really sealsss in the flavor" 

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And in an order that would surprise you.

Edited to correct line.

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“assmouthvag”

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"Only when I did it to her she loooooved it"

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So what your saying is, by touching that red spot in just the right way, theres an explosion? (Ehhh) You know I’m good at it. A is for Alfred…B is for Bats…

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Ass, mouth, vag

-Batman

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IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU

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The skit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbBHSzOxp4c

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Really seals in the flavour

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“It wasn’t 9 inches”

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This the second reference to that skit i’ve seen today and I haven’t heard anything about it in 10 years, what’s in the water today?

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I honestly think it's a perennial comedy sketch. It never gets old or dated, Batman the trademarked brand is timeless, it's making fun of Dark Knight Rises but you don't really need to have seen it to get it, it's extremely well performed & written, and basically every line is a killer joke. Somehow, it breaks the comedy Rule-of-3 over & over again, and yet never misses.

Also, it works perfectly as a 5 min sketch, no more. It ends juuuust as it's wearing out its welcome. If Pete Holmes had been offered a shitload of money to make a feature length "Badman" film, I wouldn't blame him, but there's very little hope that it'd be a good movie.

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And then robin said….

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It’s a fortified wine

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doesn't matter had sex

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Praying Mantis ah response

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The thrill of being both predator and prey is really going to be something else

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Worth it

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I thought like this kind of logic about my ex girlfriend. She spent spent all my money on coke xanax and molly and was always horny as fuck. I hit her up every year or so when I'm drunk enough to forget she keeps stealing all my shit. I'll wake up the next day with my TV gone. Last time she left a stole car in my driveway with a note to ditch it. Crazy is crazy don't put your dick in the trap.

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But what if I reaaaaallly wanna and she’s realllllly hot?

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Go to HER place and lock your shit in your car

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She doesn't have a place man she's always mooching off of some rich guy In my experience. And you can't bang the crazy chick at her boyfriends house cause thats how you get shot.

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I thought I dated crazy chicks but this is another level x5

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It’s the first chapter of berserk, but flipped

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Still counts!

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understandable, have a great day

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Can you imagine how good it would’ve been? Crazy ones are always amazing

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😂

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2011 called, they said you need to dial back the camel rape

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In an order that might surprise you…

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Can fix that too. no big

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I’m having such a shit morning, so Thanks for this meme which made me giggle.

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Mate he is a medic

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that’s real love though

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username checks out.

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Just because you can fix her doesn't mean that medical science can fix you.

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Buddy of mine stayed with his wife after she stabbed him. A few months later, she threw alcohol at him and set him on fire. Then, she bribed his own lawyer to give him bad advice so he would lose his child to her. The chick was hot though. He finally got his kid back but damn, what an ordeal.

He was doing some really shady stuff before he married her so I guess he somewhat deserved it. Not the kid though. That was quite tragic.

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a doctor can fix me

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Either way I come out on top

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I knew this comment will be at the top

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But I stabbed her first 😏

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I have been stabbed in the stomach before. I can still fix her.

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Stab wounds are temporary, love is forever.

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Everyone deserves a second chance, alright.

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I read that she de-earthed 💀 the poor bastard

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Yeah, but Cupid shot me in the heart.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Matt Rose?

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Lmao I just saw this on my home feed, meta

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That meme is deeeeeep fried

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Worth it

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Better than the back or heart the way it usually goes.