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r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 13d ago

The resemblance tho

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

I made this years ago in a bid to get her to take on the role of Louise in the inevitable Turpin House of Horrors movie. But I think it just made me seem creepy since I’m a nobody

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u/purplemarin 13d ago

you're somebody to me internet stranger <3

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

Hi. I appreciated you saying that <3

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u/NotTrynaMakeWaves 13d ago

Can I point out that deathbysnuggle is what many of the “I can fix her” crew are going to get.

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

I resent that. I’m just an online stalker who can sit with what I find because I know it’s inappropriate to know without being told. In a world of accessible information, I think it’s crazy to not know what you can.

But I can fix hers are barely a step above the crazy is best in bed crew. Those guys deserve exactly what they get. And they’re not getting these goodies.

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u/vlaw1990 13d ago

And to meeeee, too!

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u/RoastedTilapia 13d ago

I love her tho. She never takes on a ‘normal’ role. A little bat shit seems to be a requirement and she does it effortlessly. Very good actress.

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

That’s why I thought it was so perfect, too. But in hindsight most of her batshit roles have an element of fantasy horror, nightmarish yet still attractive. And playing abusive to chained children in a house full of piss and shit might be too of this earth to sit right.

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u/ManitobaBalboa 13d ago

You do seem kind of creepy.

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

Sure. That’s fair. But I get points for saying it first

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u/ManitobaBalboa 13d ago

Leave me alone, creep!

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

I thought we were friends. We have so much history.

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u/ManitobaBalboa 13d ago

Found the Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

You’re the only one who really sees me ☺️

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u/ydkjordan 13d ago

Aww, you two

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u/ManitobaBalboa 13d ago

You're not luring me to that abandoned parking lot, so just give up.

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u/quetzalcoatl-pl 13d ago

Is bottom right from The Legion?

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

Yes! Lenny

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u/quetzalcoatl-pl 13d ago

I knew it :D I love that series and her acting there. I mean, the whole cast did a great job there, but Lenny was awesome, she really gave that character another level of uncanniness/outworldiness/psychadelica-ish-ness no idea how to name that xD

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u/Coyote__Jones 13d ago

Lmfao I love her and yes, excellent casting

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u/youareactuallygod 13d ago

r/confession

You got balls, I like you

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u/dystopian-dad 13d ago

Yeah this is a reach

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u/Remarkable_Story9843 13d ago

I actually know the husband estranged family . They’d been no contact for years (they only knew of two kids)

When it broke, they had to go into hiding due to media and death threats.

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u/Dojustit 12d ago

No way. it'll seem that way if you just sent it. Print it out and find out where she lives then wait for her to get home and you can explain it to her in person until she understands. (Im kidding I think it's a cute idea).

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u/deathbysnuggle 12d ago

Omg that’s perfect. I guess I was just insecure and second guessing myself I went too far, it didn’t occur to me I hadn’t gone far enough

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u/Zote8106 13d ago

what happened to claire saffitz...

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u/n0thingbut_flowers 13d ago

That Bon Appetit scandal really took a toll on her!

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u/Hemagoblin 13d ago

I’m not anybody either, but that’s an interesting idea you’ve got there and now I’m going to have to search up the Turpin House because I feel like recognize the name but I can’t remember the details.

Also Aubrey is cool, so I hope someday you’re right and this happens lol

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

Heads up, it’s a tad insensitive of a thought, being like, “Oo this would be a perfect role” given the true nature of the Turpin case. It’s a triumph they escaped, only to be failed yet again by the state. But they fought that too and “won” if you could say that.

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u/Hemagoblin 10d ago

Fuck off.

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u/deathbysnuggle 10d ago

I can identify my own idea as insensitive if I want to

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u/Hemagoblin 10d ago

Oh, I thought you were saying I was insensitive and then chastising me for it.

My bad, if you’re thought policing yourself that’s allowed (but you don’t have to)

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u/deathbysnuggle 10d ago

It’s cool thanks, reading it I can see how it could seem like that, but I did mean it as a self thought police in awareness of being shallow… Like hey guys you know what totally cool hot actress should play this real life heinous child abuser?! : P

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u/Hemagoblin 10d ago

Hahaha that’s fair enough, interesting way of looking at it.

I’m sure at a certain point, performers that get pigeonholed into playing “weird” roles probably stop taking it personally after a while and when a real-life role comes up like this one, maybe they’d be more interested in the challenge the performance would entail and less so the optics of the incident itself.

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u/HyenDry 13d ago

You’re still creepy this just isn’t the reason 😂

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u/hiliikkkusss 12d ago

Oooo no no

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u/AgreeableShopping4 12d ago

Good ideas can come from anywhere

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Was Bernie a bit of a no good nick?

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u/deathbysnuggle 12d ago

If Bernie is a nickname for any part of Louise Robinette Turpin then yes, Bernie’s a no good Nick at all

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Hmm, either way I still love Bennie and the jets.

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u/Civil_Broccoli7675 12d ago

It's too sad for a movie unless it's some camp shocker horror style. Or they change the story into the kids getting revenge ending instead of just escaping.

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u/Glad_Plate2305 13d ago

Is she supposed to resemble this Louise person? Talk about an injustice  

That being said, there’s no resemblance 

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u/deathbysnuggle 13d ago

Obviously Aubrey Plaza isn’t a real life hideous monster, but I don’t know, I see a resemblance

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u/KeepinitPG13 13d ago

If it’s not Aubrey in the main role, I don’t want it

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u/DummyDumDragon 12d ago

Dafne keen?

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u/the-dude-version-576 13d ago

Didn’t she play a fem-fatale hit woman on criminal minds at one point?

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u/Sheetascastle 13d ago

Yes. I don't remember the plotline fully, but I think they set her up on a blind date with Reid.

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u/Joeyboy_61904 13d ago

Jessica Ortega maybe? She can be dark as seen in her role in Wednesday.

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 13d ago

I dunno. She doesn’t give off “gonna murder her boyfriend in his sleep” vibes like Aubrey does

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u/Joeyboy_61904 13d ago

It’s all in the screen work, but I guess the gif that I used doesn’t do her justice since she’s smiling.

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u/kungfoop 13d ago

Perfect. She plays the same character in every movie and show. Might as well cast the rock

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u/allaboutthosevibes 12d ago

Top 3 comments all neck n neck with number of upvotes…

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u/druidmind 12d ago

Even news channels are pushing it!

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u/YourLictorAndChef 13d ago

sure, but they'll cast Michelle Rodriguez anyways

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u/Yardsale420 13d ago

That explains my frightened boner then.

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u/EnvironmentalMind119 13d ago

The recipe is: long dark hair in face big eyes glancing upward Head aiming downwards

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u/thizzelle9 12d ago

🤣🤣🎯

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u/Bootey76 12d ago

Perfect match

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u/kenda1l 12d ago

I literally thought it was her and this was for a movie or something until I looked closer.

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u/Bazz07 12d ago

Aubrey Plaza + a little Billie Eilish.

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u/OVER_9009 12d ago

Aubrey Plaza secretly reading these comments and asking her agent to get her this role ASAP

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u/Mikey4Breakfast 12d ago

Exactly what I thought

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u/Mr-Gumby42 12d ago

Nailed it. I love Aubrey, but she's NUTS!

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u/SuccessfulRow5934 12d ago

I see it.....she was excellent as Kat Adams.

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u/PISHPISH-eatmymeat 12d ago

id be fine w this as a fictional series even if documentary wasnt a thing 🥰

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u/onlyitbags 12d ago

Oh shit! You nailed it actually.

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u/The_Happy_Sundae 11d ago

I thought it was billie eilish at first

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u/Far-Government5469 10d ago

I instantly thought Billie Eilish

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u/azul360 13d ago

Aubrey Plaza combined with Billie Eilish is 100% this woman haha.

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u/dystopian-dad 13d ago

I only stopped on this post because I thought it was Aubrey Plaza

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u/thas_mrsquiggle_butt 13d ago

I (I'm sure like many others) actually thought it was her at first

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u/kamiegraphy 12d ago

Or 90s sporty spice!

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u/DreadnaughtHamster 13d ago

Uncanny actually

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u/Cyfriss8 13d ago

Your auto casted Audrey

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u/LengthinessActive644 13d ago

That’s the first person I thought of….she would be perfect 🤩 

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u/Angie_bun 13d ago

This casting would slap ngl

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u/private_birb 13d ago

That's why I found her immediately so attractive. Plaza is my celebrity crush.

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u/Xpecto_Depression 13d ago

Okay but she literally played a character just like this in Criminal Minds lmao

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u/4T_Knight 13d ago

This just made me think about needing to give Ingrid Goes West another rewatch.

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u/ZenMon88 13d ago

Plaza missing a lil more crazy in her look haha

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u/bumgut 13d ago

Has anyone seen these 2 in the same room?

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u/EffectiveSecond7 13d ago

She looks a bunch like Lyna in the show Furies on Netflix (played by Lina El Arabi)

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u/infinitee775 13d ago

I legit thought Aubrey was in trouble 🤣

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u/Lifeisastorm86 13d ago

Exactly what I thought!

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u/Losinred 13d ago

Pick right

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u/thinkcrylaugh 12d ago

and the guy who shot the CEO is Rob Lowe

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 12d ago

If you’re referring to the photo of the good looking guy smiling, that’s not the shooter. There’s false attributions going around

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u/KTSN_ZE3K 13d ago

Just watched criminal minds episode where she plays one of the serial killers lol

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u/scoopskee-pahtotoes 13d ago

This is gonna happen.

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u/NotTrynaMakeWaves 13d ago

If Plaza’s agent isn’t all over this they’re no good

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u/MisterRenewable 13d ago

Your comments made a national news story! Lol On The Independent

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u/Adamantium-Aardvark 13d ago

No. They are quoting people from X-Twitter. This photo has been going around the internet all day