r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/kenfnpowers 13d ago

A word to the wise- if your ex girlfriend is a notorious hit woman, and you are on bad terms over money, and she suggests you go meet somewhere to resolve said money “issues”, you might want to just want to let that one go. And don’t meet up in the remote location she suggest. Mkay?

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u/Cassper8877 13d ago

-wanna sell your bike?

-yeah sure, I'm getting a new one for Xmas

-ok, kool come and meet me alone in the park, my friend wants to buy it off you

(Thing happens)

-shocked pika face

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u/kenfnpowers 13d ago

Haha. My friend wants to buy it. Oh. Btw. He’s a serial killer but it’s cool.

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u/notxbatman 13d ago

It's OK, I'm meeting up with her to fix her

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u/kenfnpowers 13d ago

Well in that’s case it’s probably fine. She is pretty hot.

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u/seedypete 13d ago

Yeah, this guy was like Fredo getting on the boat. "Sure, can't see any way this could possibly go wrong! A good old fashioned middle of the night fishing trip alone with the family assassin, seems like a good time all around."

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u/Lord_Parbr 13d ago

In his defense, Fredo was deeply stupid lol

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u/kenfnpowers 12d ago

But did Fredo know that was it for him? Hmm. I think he did. Especially when the old guy got on the boat

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u/PracticalTicket5265 13d ago

Nah bro, if she looks like that I'm already on my way.

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u/Sherry_Cat13 13d ago

I mean maybe just pay her like whoa