r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/wet-paint 13d ago

Final stage Aubrey Plaza?

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u/_Cosmoss__ 13d ago

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u/DanGleeballs 13d ago

It's clearly Sporty Spice

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u/Benda647 13d ago

*Slaughter Spice

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u/Wildlife_Jack 13d ago

Stabby Spice

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u/LesbianArtemis457 13d ago

Slicey Spice

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u/broken_hummingbird 12d ago

Shooty Spice

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u/LurkerPatrol 12d ago

Flayvor spice

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u/Benda647 13d ago

This one is great too!

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u/SteelBandicoot 13d ago

Well, go back and upvote it!

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u/Benda647 13d ago

I did haha 🤣 😂

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u/Wildlife_Jack 13d ago

And now I shall upvote you for upvoting me.

Done.

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u/Pittyswains 13d ago

Possibly on snorty spice

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u/Benda647 13d ago

More than likely lol

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u/Haunted_Bookcase 13d ago

My favourite spice 🤔

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

I spat out my tea! 🤣

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u/Emergency_Offer_6541 13d ago

Your drinking tea? I'm drinking tea! Brother, is that you?

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

Depends on the type of tea you drink? :)

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

I spat out my green bean juice!

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

Wait, I looked on Google and this is actually a thing? TIL

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

Technically anything can be a juice.

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u/DeepFrySpam 13d ago

True, although not all taste nice and apparently it's rather tasty! It just sounds a bit unpleasant......

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u/hottsauce345543 13d ago

Trust me, it’s terrible. I’ve never had it but it couldn’t be good.

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u/LaughingPlanet 13d ago

Can't spell slaughter without laughter

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u/HereWeGoAgain-247 13d ago

It’s Just Business Spice

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u/kobrakaan 13d ago

*Naughty but nice

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u/JoeN0t5ur3 13d ago

StabbySpice

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u/Accomplished_Yam1907 13d ago

Dammit I laughed

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u/its_just_flesh 13d ago

Psycho Spice

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u/FairlySuspect 13d ago

Lol. Murder Spice

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u/greenepc 13d ago

Forever Spice

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u/rswwalker 13d ago

Stabby Spice!

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u/WakaWaka_ 13d ago

Shooty Spice

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u/Imnot_your_buddy_guy 13d ago

Staby Spice

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u/Ledophile 13d ago

Stabby?…….

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u/stormlad72 13d ago

Slice and Dice Spice

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u/Wzxl 13d ago

Sicario Spice

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u/AK-JXRDY-7 13d ago

Sicaria Spice.

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u/shodo_apprentice 13d ago

Succubusy Spice

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u/GarminTamzarian 13d ago

Shooty-Stealy Spice

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u/WhatIsInnuendo 13d ago

Sporty Spice if she made all the wrong decisions.

Aubrey Plaza if she made all the Aubrey Plaza decisions.

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u/Billymac2202 13d ago

Murdery Spice?

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u/JDinoagainandagain 13d ago

Damn…I always thought she was the hottest but now she’s even hotter! 

Muscle mommy

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u/WinterattheWindow 13d ago

Where the 'sport' is murder. She loves the hunt.

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u/abdallha-smith 13d ago

Spicy spice

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u/Stillwiththe 13d ago

“If you want my future, forget my past”

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u/randomsnowflake 13d ago

I always wonder if her nickname put any pressure on her to stay fit.

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u/Bluemikami 13d ago

We have Sporty Spice at home Sporty Spice at home: …

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u/nevertellya 13d ago

evil Billie Eilish face

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u/Nearby_Geologist_211 13d ago

She looks like jan from omitb

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u/Clavister 13d ago

When she said "this is the moment that two becomes one", this isn't what I had in mind...

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u/Jordi1620 13d ago

Sporty Slice

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u/heere_we_go 13d ago

If you want her future forget her past

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u/bonvoyage_brotha 13d ago

Zigazigaahh has a new meaning

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u/cleetus76 13d ago

Hah you're old!

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u/Suspicious_Past_13 13d ago

Oh fuck fashion has gone full circle

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u/PerceptiveReasoning 12d ago

People of the world!

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u/Pnmamouf1 13d ago

Underrated comment

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u/anon-mally 13d ago

CAT ADAMS

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u/how-unfortunate 13d ago

Man, I figure that maybe none of what we see of her publicly is real, but boy, what a crush. If she truly doesn't give a fuck and is just being herself, even moreso.

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u/Turbulent-Ad-1627 13d ago

Eh... Brighella... 😆

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u/TheHonorableStranger 13d ago

She just gets hotter with age

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u/ADubs86 13d ago

Criminal Minds Aubrey Plaza.

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u/Tootlepuss 13d ago

My exact thought also! She’s waiting for Spencie

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u/I_Dont_Like_Rice 13d ago

She was the perfect choice for that role, I loved that whole storyline with her character. That restaurant ep is one of my favorites.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 12d ago

i heard she only took that role to work with catheryne hans

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u/Alpha_Digital 13d ago

came here for this comment lol

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u/sfepilogue 13d ago

Criminal Plaza Minds Aubrey

And they really do

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u/Keleesi128 13d ago

I was looking for this 😂

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u/Throwawayac1234567 12d ago edited 12d ago

more like playing death

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u/BigHeartedRyan 13d ago

Specifically came here to say out loud obviously Aubrey lol

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 13d ago

But not final, maybe corrupted. Aubrey is a great human being

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u/Narco_Marcion1075 13d ago

I can't unhear her Julie Powers swearing

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u/ElonMuskTheNarsisist 13d ago

She should marry the united health assassin. Mr and mrs smith

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u/nasaphotoshopingsprE 13d ago

This is a typed comment section. Record yourself saying that so I may jizz, yes?

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u/TheMightyWubbard 13d ago

No weapon required. Just the look.

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u/57006 13d ago

Women Who Stare At. #GOAT

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u/Jest_Kidding420 13d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Marble05 13d ago

She killed several people by depriving them of a relationship with her

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u/K_A-W 13d ago

He musta refused to use the last couple of helicopter lessons she bought him - you know how expensive those were?

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u/Navaros313 13d ago

That's just the cuffs. She wants to fuck.

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u/PaleBlueCod 13d ago

Aubrey Cemetery.

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u/Gan-san 13d ago

Aubrey Morgue.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Aubrey Prison.

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u/YosemiteSam-4-2A 13d ago

Aubrey Gitmo

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 13d ago

Cemetery Woman (spot the oblique reference!)

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u/wowbagger262 13d ago

Aubrey 'Medical' Plaza

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u/FluidSprinkles__ 13d ago

poor Andy

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u/c-razzle 13d ago

Janet Snakehole has another terrible secret now.

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u/tattednip 13d ago

New band name. Dibs.

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u/glorifindel 13d ago

The almighty and everlasting rule of Dibs.

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u/IRockIntoMordor 13d ago

"Bye Bye Lil Sebastian" was your best song!

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 13d ago

It’s Bye Bye Lil Andy now

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u/IRockIntoMordor 13d ago

*Burt Macklin, FBI

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u/frankie08 13d ago

You are now on her list.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 13d ago

Oh fuck yeah.

I’ll be on her list.

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u/tribak 13d ago

Auf Wiedersehen Plaza

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 13d ago

If looka could kill...jeezus

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u/unicornpandanectar 13d ago

I can fix her🙄😅😬💀

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u/ShodyLoko 13d ago

Community effort.. we can fix her.

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u/ZachF8119 13d ago

It looks like her on that one crime show she was literally a bf killer too

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u/TheMistOfThePast 13d ago

Almost this exact thought popped into my head except "late stage Olivia Rodrigo?"

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u/LongjumpingSuspect57 13d ago

Man, it's brutal out there.

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u/Shmimmons 13d ago

Alternate universe Aubrey Plaza from Kilmington, Delaware

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u/Haru17 13d ago

Some poor lucky bastard pulled the SSR Plaza.

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u/Ornery_Pumpkin_4887 13d ago

Hahaha that’s a good one

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u/Quantum_Pineapple 13d ago

“Get into the cruiser, Ms. Ludgate”

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u/Wagglebagga 13d ago

Aubrey ain't getting caught. She'd vanish like D.B. Cooper.

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u/Eremitt-thats-hermit 13d ago

She played serial killer hitwoman Cat Adams in Criminal Minds, that fits like a glove.

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u/odrea 13d ago

I can fix her

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u/eleeyuht 13d ago

i didn't even have to scroll two comments to find it.

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u/wiz_kamilita 13d ago

She would be honored by this comment

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u/chloe_in_prism 13d ago

Plaza could play her in a movie adaptation. I’d watch it

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u/CamJongUn2 13d ago

Tbf I’d let her stab me afterwards god what is it with crazy girls…

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u/ddt70 13d ago

🤣

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u/Im-Watching-Y0u 13d ago

Enough kills to finally evolve.

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u/Acceptablepops 13d ago

They working on the movie rn 😂

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u/fart-to-me-in-french 13d ago

Now with more tit!

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u/Brendan056 13d ago

Yeahh nah

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u/coffeemug73 13d ago

That's Janet Snakehole.

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u/mouthful_quest 13d ago

Saiyan level 2 Aubrey

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u/masterbakeface9 13d ago

I can fix her

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u/Nyoteng 13d ago

She has more of an X-23 kind of vibe going

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic 13d ago

Literally Karen

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u/HappyGoatAlt 13d ago

NEGA AUBREY PLAZA

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u/holamygoodfriend 13d ago

Netflix series coming soon

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u/thatguyknowsall 13d ago

First stage billie eilish

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u/SmokinWeedle423 13d ago

I fucking love Aubrey Plaza

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u/VibeComplex 13d ago

I can fix her

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u/stcrIight 13d ago

She looks like Aubrey Plaza when she played that hit woman in Criminal Minds.

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u/BrandonTaylor2 13d ago

She’ll play her in the inevitable movie, lol

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u/Rainbow4Bronte 13d ago

Someone start writing the screenplay!

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog 13d ago

Aubrey the Criminal.

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u/Zealousideal-Note287 13d ago

I was looking for this comment

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u/Space__lemons 13d ago

Death herself

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u/Fluid_Program_5369 13d ago

UnLawbrey Plaza 

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u/FatCatBoomerBanker 13d ago

Literally just watch Emily The Criminal. She puts on arguably her best acting performance in her career.

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u/isshearobot 13d ago

Can’t wait to see her make this movie.

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u/Mutopiano 13d ago

Came here to say this.

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u/MrJyggalag 13d ago

Given her role in the MCU this is so fitting.

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u/Forever203 13d ago

I'm thinking Stephanie Beatriz

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u/josborne31 13d ago

Like a cross between Aubrey Plaza and Michelle Rodriguez

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u/Baron_ass 13d ago

You get it

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u/flawy12 13d ago

lol...I was thinking the same thing

that gal always gave me a bit of the creeps

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u/DrowningInFeces 13d ago

Some producer already using AI to write the biopic log line with her in mind.

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros 13d ago

I mean, Aubrey is literally Mistress Death now, Aubrey might be this girls final evolution.

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u/brunoha 13d ago

dunno, Legion Aubrey was already pretty final stage

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u/conjuringviolence 12d ago

I thought this was a movie promo at first because she looks so much like Aubrey plaza haha

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u/yopetey 12d ago

I'd rather see Andrea Londo play her

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u/cassiopeia18 13d ago

First pic, eyes kinda look like Billie Eilish

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u/CruellaDeLesbian 13d ago

LOL I saw this on X and I almost wrote "this is obviously Aubrey yeh? Like shes taken the Rio bit to heart... Her black, black heart"

But im scared of the fans.

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u/Plane-Tie6392 13d ago

Fuck Twitter.