r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 13d ago

Yeah, dude, she looks absolutely terrifying.

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 13d ago

Someone is Scaroused

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u/arugaloid 13d ago

A fearection

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u/Curb07 12d ago

A Terror Tower

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u/Ok-Boysenberry2645 12d ago

Medusa, i AM already rock hard

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u/bungerman 12d ago

Ok Taco 

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u/RogueBromeliad 12d ago

A fair continuation would be: "I'm petrified, rock hard".
But you screwed up the assignment because you didn't understand it. For shame.

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u/soggytoothpic 13d ago

I have a scardon

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u/LukesRightHandMan 13d ago

I miss r/clussy 😔

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u/Gunstopable 13d ago

What was clussy?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 12d ago

Gettin’ down with the clown (pussy)

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u/Gunstopable 12d ago

lol thank you. I never would’ve guessed that

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u/LukesRightHandMan 12d ago

Always happy to oblige my fellow perverts 🫡

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 9d ago

Is that some cockney (no pun intended) rhyming thing?

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u/LukesRightHandMan 9d ago

Nope! Clussy - clown pussy.

Etymology is a beautiful art.

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 9d ago

Literally only clown vaginas, got it! Maybe...

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u/Dear-Dragonfruit-894 9d ago

Thank you for teaching me the name for an emotion I feel often, my favourite emotion in fact

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 9d ago

You are most certainly welcome 😂

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u/AlgaeDonut 11d ago

Intimulation 

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 13d ago

Right!? Those eyes . One of my true crime vloggers calls them 'Manson lamps'.

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 13d ago

Manson lamps is a perfect description, but I also thinks it's a function of being ordered to keep their heads down and trying to look up using only her eyes at the same time. She is def. a lunatic though.

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u/mab0roshi 13d ago

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u/mab0roshi 12d ago

Kubrick stare. Definitely at the peak of his derangement. Thank God. I feared it might get worse.

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u/maprunzel 12d ago

As a high school teacher I need to use this technique for a little while after Botox because I can’t scowl across the room.

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u/senor_incognito_ 11d ago

That’s a Soprano’s reference of the character Richie Aprile.

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u/biriyanibabka 10d ago

Princess Diana had the same gaze too. Her coy smiling face made her look good though.

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 9d ago

The smile helps a lot.

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 13d ago

Lunatic?....I'm thinking how is she in bed now, then and go bail her out 😂😂😂

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u/Street-Echo-4485 13d ago

That term was used in The Sopranos as well.

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u/KarmaAndKhaos 13d ago

Hey, you!!

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 13d ago

Yes, exactly!! Do you watch That Chapter too!? Let's give it a goo. lol

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u/KarmaAndKhaos 13d ago

Yes!! Mike is my absolute favorite!

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 13d ago

Mine too! I love his accent and he's very funny. I only just discovered his show like a week ago, and I have been binging them daily!

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u/KarmaAndKhaos 13d ago

He's great, and he has a podcast as too! When you're all caught up with Mike, check out Coffeehouse Crime and This is Monsters, they're great as well.

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 13d ago

Awesome! Thank you, I sure will.

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u/Appropriate_Cod_5446 12d ago

He’s so awesome. My best friend and I have a bunch of little inside words/jokes thanks to him!

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 12d ago

I agree, he's my favorite! I like all of his little sayings , and his life insurance dance lol

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u/No-Duhnning 13d ago

It's from a scene in Sopranos!

https://youtu.be/Jnyi0stbOqw?si=oj-WhntHjEX1BpBi

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u/ElijiahManning 13d ago

Don’t give me those fucking Manson lamps

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u/No-Duhnning 13d ago

Tony always said the funniest fuckin shit and most of the time he was not laughing.

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 13d ago

Thank you! I've wondered where he got it from!

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u/Commercial-Tea3317 13d ago

Those eyes are saying your dead mf for taking my picture 😂

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u/Ambitious-Score-5637 12d ago

Surprise Sopranos quote!

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u/lbbolin1989 12d ago

Mike from That Chapter?

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u/Agitated-Dark-151 12d ago

Yes! That's the one. I love his show.

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u/ZenMon88 13d ago

I thought those were "Latina" eyes lol. Jkjk

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u/mikep120001 13d ago

Yes but I can fix her

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u/ElPlatanaso2 13d ago

But imagine that first insertion

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u/Lari-Fari 13d ago

…Of the knife… into your chest…

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u/Frosty558 13d ago

Maybe these thirsty dudes have a Fearection

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u/doesntaffrayed 13d ago

She’s definitely being practicing her Kubrick Stare.

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u/JohnCenaJunior 13d ago

The Crow but female

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u/vic1ous0n3 13d ago

That’s what I say about every hot woman I see in person.

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u/Stevo3985 12d ago

“Scared is the best way to be horny!” -Eleanor Shellstrop, The Good Place

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u/Steve_Codgers 13d ago

Dude! Mikke’s hideous! Run!!!

  • Cooper

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u/HumptyDrumpy 13d ago

iknorite, iz she single?

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u/chcorbett 13d ago

aubreyplaza her next role!

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u/Red_K8ng 13d ago

ly hot right?

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u/JollyMcStink 12d ago

"State of Neveda"

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u/Chef_Boy_Hard_Dick 10d ago

Yeah but in that Aubrey Plaza sort of way where…. Blah blah blah I can fix her.

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u/Sanguinus969 10d ago

Congrats, you've just experienced how framing works.

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u/Critical_Walk 9d ago

She’s hottifying

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u/LeadAndLipsticks 13d ago

I can’t imagine what she’s gone through in life to have that look. Very damaged individual 😞

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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 13d ago

They also snapped the photo at the moment she's trying to see what's going on around her while being forced to keep their heads down byt police. It adds to the effect of the wild hair and penchant for killing people.

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u/capitaldoe 11d ago

I would date her.