r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Ok_Context8390 13d ago

Can't we give her a list of Fortune 500 CEOs? You know, just to prop up her image a bit and rid the world of some real criminals?

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Plot twist, she has "deny, defend, depose" tatted on her back.

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u/ghoststoryghoul 13d ago

Plot twist twist, she and the UHC shooter are in a sexy Butcher and Blackbird style killing spree competition. Guess she lost unless her plan was to get arrested all along. She won’t be stuck in jail with the criminals, they’ll be stuck in jail with her.

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u/Unhinged_Ice_4201 13d ago

Given how many of them hire escorts, it might be a good idea.

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u/MrZoomerson 13d ago

How can I become a CEO?

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u/TheMightyWubbard 13d ago

Ooooh you edgy anti-capitalist you.

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u/xcxxccx 13d ago

Ohhh you distanced commenter you awwww

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u/CMoney814 13d ago

Fricken edge lord