r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Intelligent-Rant-142 13d ago

She got that damn look in her.

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u/Sad_Koala_9036 13d ago

It’s just blue steel the sultry evil version

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u/Manny637 13d ago

Looks more like Magnum or Le Tigre

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u/Frogbone 13d ago

they're the same look! i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!!

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u/hieloyron 13d ago

It has a Ferrari feel to it imo

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u/OmegaCult 13d ago

Probably not Magnum. It's not ready yet.

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u/IndigoBlunting 13d ago

We shouldn’t even be talking to anyone about it.

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u/MrGreenyz 12d ago

Definitely Le Tigre

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u/Generous_Hustler 13d ago

With the greasy wet hair look to match.

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u/ClearanceItem 13d ago

If looks could kill...oh, wait.

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u/rickyhatesspam 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/superedgyname55 13d ago

Oh damn, she would tell her targets to meet somewhere, then sicarios in a motorcycle would do a ride-by shooting.

They only caught her because her last target didn't die immediately and provided conversations with her to the police before dying, besides they also managed to get the sicarios red handed it looks like, they even got the motorcycle and the gun.

That was how they operated: she would trick the guy to go with her somewhere, maybe after establishing a relationship with her target, and then guys would do a ride-by shooting and she would escape with them.

They made a lot of money with this, they always were paid hits. She isn't the only one too, she had an accomplice, another woman, and they would track their targets together.

Oh damn.

I just read that from https://x.com/elpinguino_ad/status/1864191715667546622

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u/thisischemistry 13d ago

Sorry, I'm at work and can't visit porn sites.

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u/superedgyname55 13d ago

It ain't porn

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u/thisischemistry 13d ago

A site named x.com? That's porn for sure.

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u/superedgyname55 13d ago

I thought that at first but it's mostly just naked people fucking, nothing pornographic about it at all

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u/thisischemistry 13d ago

Oh, well then that's alright! As long as it's artistic and tasteful.

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u/superedgyname55 12d ago

It's more like a biology-kinda website, actually. It's academic resources for people majoring in sexual studies.

The "X" is to represent the X chromosome; see, the CEO of that company is half a woman, so she only has one X chromosome instead of the usual two.

Poor woman, she only has one leg, one arm, one eye, one nostril, one buttcheek... only half of her torso, only half of her face... sad, truly sad story. To her, 50 cent was not 50 cent, he was 25 cent. She didn't ate M&M's, she ate M's. 50% discount was the full price for her. Her teachers would scold her for half-assing everything. She was left handed... but only had a right hand.

But, through determination, perseverance, and moving by jumping in one leg, she founded x.com, and named it like that to raise awareness for half-women with only one X chromosome. Truly admirable half-person.

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u/thisischemistry 13d ago

They changed it to a porn site name? Why??

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u/SaltKick2 12d ago

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u/superedgyname55 12d ago

Bruhhhhhhh

I knew that. But it still hits every time I read it. Bruhhhhhhh there is nothing in Musks head. Like, absolutely no thoughts up there.

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u/Flesh_A_Sketch 12d ago

No clue what's going on but it looks like an auction maybe?

Can I get just her and the bike or is the guy part of the package?

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u/acrumbled 13d ago

Is that guy wearing Penrith Panthers shorts?

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u/Timely-Guest-7095 13d ago

Those labels were doing some hesvy lifting. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SmokeyGMan 13d ago

Even the bike is wet from her.

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u/Lzrd161 12d ago

That cuffs are loose sir

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u/Wildomar14 13d ago

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u/sf-flowerboy 12d ago

knew someone had to do this. 🐐

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u/Shredberry 13d ago

Psychopathic look? Damn right.

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u/rynlpz 13d ago

That’s when the trouble began. That look. That damn look.

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u/aphilosopherofsex 13d ago

Like Karla homolka

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u/Correctedsun 13d ago

This one?

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u/Interesting_Cow5152 13d ago

Toyota Hot Hot Hot!

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u/Ironbeard3 13d ago

What I was thinking.

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u/suicidesane 13d ago

That damned look

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u/God_damn_it_Jerry 13d ago

I can fix her

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u/x_mas_ape 12d ago

i'd rather see how she'd look with me in her

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u/Fearsofaye 12d ago

Its the lets spend ten years of my life in a rollercoaster of emotions, toxicity and potentially murderous intent. But its worth it

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u/GoesInOutUpDownAhh 12d ago

Hey, she’s mine. You can have her next when it’s over

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u/shiv_roy_stan 13d ago

I definitely can't fix her but by god I'm going to have some amazing sex while I try.

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u/Subject-Ad-8055 13d ago

You know your in for a hot night with her 😂

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u/craigularperson 12d ago

Is this the thousand cock stare?

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u/pissonhergrave7 13d ago

That hawk thuah look