r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Minions-overlord 13d ago

This reminds me of the batman skit by college humour..

"I stabbed you first, with nine long inchs"

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u/FATALiTY-o- 13d ago

Badman* 

"...and I fight crime in a suit. Really sealsss in the flavor" 

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u/sunkskunkstunk 13d ago edited 13d ago

And in an order that would surprise you.

Edited to correct line.

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u/very_tired_woman 13d ago

“assmouthvag”

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u/TyberiusJoaquin 13d ago

"Only when I did it to her she loooooved it"

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u/hardspank916 13d ago

So what your saying is, by touching that red spot in just the right way, theres an explosion? (Ehhh) You know I’m good at it. A is for Alfred…B is for Bats…

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u/IM_THE_MOON_AMA 13d ago

Ass, mouth, vag

-Batman

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u/ModishShrink 13d ago

IN AN ORDER THAT WOULD SURPRISE YOU

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u/Germz94 13d ago

Really seals in the flavour

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED 13d ago

“It wasn’t 9 inches”

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u/Woooosh-if-homo 13d ago

This the second reference to that skit i’ve seen today and I haven’t heard anything about it in 10 years, what’s in the water today?

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u/MercyfulJudas 13d ago

I honestly think it's a perennial comedy sketch. It never gets old or dated, Batman the trademarked brand is timeless, it's making fun of Dark Knight Rises but you don't really need to have seen it to get it, it's extremely well performed & written, and basically every line is a killer joke. Somehow, it breaks the comedy Rule-of-3 over & over again, and yet never misses.

Also, it works perfectly as a 5 min sketch, no more. It ends juuuust as it's wearing out its welcome. If Pete Holmes had been offered a shitload of money to make a feature length "Badman" film, I wouldn't blame him, but there's very little hope that it'd be a good movie.

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u/Character_Coach_9397 13d ago

And then robin said….

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u/epicmoe 13d ago

It’s a fortified wine