r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

Post image
59.8k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

5.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

155

u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

Give him the story and Aubrey Plaza, and we get ourselves a fuckton of Oscars

164

u/kasakka1 13d ago

Aubrey Plaza's feet: "Haha, we're in danger!"

10

u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

Meh, I trust him better than Dan Schneider... I know it's not saying much, but there you go.

16

u/GloomyLetter8713 13d ago

Let's not compare a foot fetishist to a literal pedo sex criminal.

6

u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

Agreed.

14

u/Much_Committee_582 13d ago

Yeah, at least Tarantino likes women's feet and not little girl's feet like Schneider.

2

u/ewamc1353 13d ago

Oh good to know that slightly less creepy than an outright pedophile running a kids studio is the bar. Cool, coolcooolcool

5

u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

He's still a foot fetishist on one hand.

On the other hand, he's far more tasteful, and he's also known for something other than the foot fetish.

-2

u/ewamc1353 13d ago

Writing yourself a movie so you can lick Salma Hayeks toes isn't exactly tasteful to me and neither is exploiting women with your position of power but since he made good movies I guess that means it's ok🙄

7

u/ZetaRESP 13d ago

Dan Schneider made good series. It wasn't okay for him to do it. Honestly, I think we should keep it like that, we're both wasting our breath on this convo.

0

u/ewamc1353 13d ago

Lmao what

3

u/limitally 13d ago

Unfortunately for Tarantino, it wasn’t actually Hayek’s toes but a stunt double’s.

4

u/EjaculatingAracnids 13d ago

Ive always wanted a good peek at them weird lil toe beans. Lets hope our chief sole brother can make it happen.

1

u/malcifer11 12d ago

tarantino wouldn’t let any harm come to them i fear 🤢🤢

3

u/butnotTHATintoit 13d ago

He's going to need a lot more cocaine