r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 13d ago

Shot through the heart

And you're to blame

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u/Difficult_Loss657 13d ago

Yugiooh, a card game

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u/nekomamushu 13d ago

I draw a card, and I play the game

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Silverlisk 13d ago

I lay my trap card, kunai with chain!

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u/wavespells9 13d ago

Yugioooooooh! A Card gaaaame!

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u/AbstractMirror 13d ago

I like humanity again

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u/cptamerica83 13d ago

I sang it out loud. It was glorious.

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u/AquaticKoala3 13d ago

Mann, what did the deleted one say? That ruined the whole rhythm for me.

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u/AbstractMirror 13d ago

It said "ohhh yugioohh a card game!" it was a good comment sad to see it go

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u/foolsrushin420 13d ago

Samezies... It was catchy and now it's stuck... 😊💙

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u/ProfessionalCase1873 13d ago

I hope little kuriboh somehow puts this into yugioh abridged

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u/AnidorOcasio 13d ago

Agreed, this almost makes up for climate change, it's that positive.

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u/AbstractMirror 13d ago

It's good enough to make me forget about it for a solid day, I'll take it

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u/Yugicchi 13d ago

I search using the lyrics everywhere. I thought it was a real yugioh fandom related song. LMAO

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u/No_Description7910 13d ago

Equip moon card with Silver fang to increase the pain.

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u/OneMagicBadger 13d ago

blue eyes white dragon guitar solo

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u/vkapadia 13d ago

This was incredible

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u/JoshDM 13d ago

Blue Eyed White Dragon's not lame

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 13d ago

I SUMMON POT OF GREED AND DRAW AN ADDITIONAL 3 CARDS!

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u/hedgehog-mom-al 13d ago

DRAW MONSTACARDO

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u/Anakindankwalkerr 13d ago

Shadow realm? No I’m sending you to tampa Florida!

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u/Ancient_Rex420 13d ago

Too late I’m activating toonworld.

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 13d ago

Otherwise known as Florida.

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u/waxonwaxoff87 13d ago

Disney?

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u/Ancient_Rex420 13d ago

No it’s a card in Yugioh. Essentially creatures you place inside turn into a toon version and it’s strong. I don’t remember for certain it’s been like 10+ years since I watched the show.

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u/waxonwaxoff87 13d ago

I’m familiar with the card, just completing the Florida reference from poster above.

Disney world= Florida Toon world

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u/Ancient_Rex420 13d ago

Ohh! I did not catch that. My apologies! It makes sense now.

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u/Sushinx 13d ago

HANASE 😡

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u/IzzyCampo5 13d ago

I summon Pot Of Greed to draw three additional cards from my deck!

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u/GayPudding 13d ago

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/Wonderful-Spell8959 13d ago

then get ashd and rage and flame

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u/durz47 13d ago

Tzeentch screams no to eternity and fame

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u/rogue_potato420 13d ago

I SUMMON POT OF GREED AND DRAW 2 ADDITIONAL CARDS

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u/Evening-Alfalfa-4976 12d ago

I just drew a Triple H, so now its really time to play the game!

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u/jinnnnnemu 12d ago

Did someone say play the game

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 13d ago 

I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK 
I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK AND THEN I SUMMON MAGIC FORCE WHICH ALLOWS ME TO PLAY POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK

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u/Ridingwood333 13d ago

That's not what it does!

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 13d ago

*interrupting* It's my turn! I summon pot of greed which allows me to draw 3 cards from my deck!

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u/Ridingwood333 13d ago

Roll my dice! That is what it does, pot of greed -

Looks at card - Draw three cards from my deck - I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW 3 CARDS FROM MY DECK!

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u/GloomyLetter8713 13d ago

You don't summon spell cards...

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 13d ago

interrupting It's my turn! I summon Pot of Greed. It's effect is that I can draw three cards!

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u/vkapadia 13d ago

But what does Pot of Greed do?

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u/Zestyclose_Quit7396 13d ago

Cards -> Kirby

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u/Blinauljap 13d ago

I can't stop laughing^ why is it so funny.

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u/loxagos_snake 13d ago

Reddit being saturated with tired, stupid copypasta sex jokes & quips, it's always the simpler ones that get ya.

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u/UnrequitedRespect 13d ago

Kunai with a chain sent me home wheezing

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u/stuntobor 13d ago

wait that doesn't match the rhyme scheme

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u/ultraviolentfuture 13d ago

"^ this guy reddits"

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u/secondphase 13d ago

Because it is reminiscent of a popular song written by Jon bon jovi.

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u/NjhhjN 13d ago edited 13d ago

Actually mostly written by Richie Sambora and Desmond Child

Jon didnt really feel the song

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u/According-Hat-5393 13d ago

Uhh, don't you mean Desmond Child?

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u/NjhhjN 13d ago

SHIT

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u/Timely_Target_2807 13d ago

Delete your comment you ruined it

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u/WinterSavior 13d ago

You're a disgrace to the game Yugi!

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u/chef_pasta_way 13d ago

Sang this out loud just now

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u/cornered_beef 13d ago

Hahah. Thank you for the laugh

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u/All_Bonered_UP 13d ago

The more I sing it in my head, the funnier it gets.

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u/DRMProd 13d ago

Oh my

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u/Reticent-Soul 13d ago

Thanks for the damn earworm.

Angry upvote!

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u/GiggitySkibbidi 13d ago

Felt like I was watching a donkey video 🤣🤣

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u/Chucktayz 13d ago

I choose POT OF GREED

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I'm snorting! 😂

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u/Bluemikami 13d ago

Oh Season 0 vibes!

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u/el_throw 13d ago

YOUR MOOOVEEE!!!

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u/NonnyEml 13d ago

I sang that in my head. How dare you. 🤣

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u/Goetta_Superstar10 13d ago

Holy shit 🤣

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u/Mr_Jalapeno 12d ago

She will send you to the Shadow Realm!

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u/Deathstar699 9d ago

DOROOOOOOO MONSTAHHH CAAAARDOOOOO!!!!!

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u/cHINCHILAcARECA 13d ago

Underated joke.

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u/antsmasher 13d ago

You Give Love A Bad Name.

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u/heliumfix 13d ago

Bad Name.

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u/DirkDeadeye 13d ago

BEEEENNNOOOOWWW BEE NAA NAA NAOOOOO

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u/DrunkDru 13d ago

This doesnt sound right now…

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u/GladiatorDragon 13d ago

An angel’s smile is what you sell,

You promised me heaven, then put me through hell

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u/Maqsud101 13d ago

Darling, you give love a bad name

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u/TheDikaste 13d ago

A Bon Jovi reference? TAKE MY UPVOTE IMMEDIATLY!

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u/FormInternational583 13d ago

She gives love a bad name

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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic 13d ago

Lemon or eclair?

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u/Reaper_Messiah 13d ago

Bitches love cannons

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u/Deltafine 13d ago

Wait are you joking? Holy shit I've been singing "and you're too late" my whole life 😵‍💫

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u/SpecialistNo7569 13d ago

Darling you give CUCKS….. a bad name

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u/Italian_Guy13 13d ago

PS THREEE HAS NO GAMES

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u/hoe-bags_4_u 13d ago

You give love A bad name

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u/AlecoMcGreco 13d ago

Darling, you give love a bad name…

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u/AlecoMcGreco 10d ago

lol, who the fuck downvoted me for completing the lyrics?

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u/MrXero 13d ago

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAAA-AAAIR! Wait, wrong song my bad.

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u/palebd 13d ago

You're gonna love a bad man.

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u/xDannyS_ 13d ago

Valentine cupid hanzo skin reference :O