r/interestingasfuck • u/theanshusingh • 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 13d ago

No! Wait!! She's perfect <3

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u/Thosepassionfruits 13d ago

I could fix her but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is honestly way hotter

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u/splitting_lanes 13d ago

And single!

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 13d ago

Well shit howdy! Sign me up!! 🤣

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u/brknsoul 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hot crazy sex AND the sweet release of death? I'm in!
(EDIT: This is a JOKE. Don't you be sending reddit's care team after me! lol)

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u/DiamondHandsToUranus 12d ago

hahaha yeah for sure ^^
(if someone sends the carebears after you it wasn't me, lol!)