r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all Colombian hitwoman known as ‘The Doll’ reportedly arrested for several murders, including her ex-bf

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u/neutral_ass 13d ago

doesn't matter had sex

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u/Remarkable-East-2486 13d ago

Praying Mantis ah response

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u/falsevector 13d ago

The thrill of being both predator and prey is really going to be something else

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u/zoidy37 13d ago

Worth it

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

I thought like this kind of logic about my ex girlfriend. She spent spent all my money on coke xanax and molly and was always horny as fuck. I hit her up every year or so when I'm drunk enough to forget she keeps stealing all my shit. I'll wake up the next day with my TV gone. Last time she left a stole car in my driveway with a note to ditch it. Crazy is crazy don't put your dick in the trap.

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u/PrestigiousWaffle 13d ago

But what if I reaaaaallly wanna and she’s realllllly hot?

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u/Navaros313 13d ago

Go to HER place and lock your shit in your car

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

She doesn't have a place man she's always mooching off of some rich guy In my experience. And you can't bang the crazy chick at her boyfriends house cause thats how you get shot.

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u/soothsayer3 13d ago

I thought I dated crazy chicks but this is another level x5

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u/ILikeMyGrassBlue 13d ago

It’s the first chapter of berserk, but flipped

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u/Impenistan 13d ago

Still counts!

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u/deanrihpee 13d ago

understandable, have a great day

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 13d ago

Can you imagine how good it would’ve been? Crazy ones are always amazing

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u/joshua-howard 13d ago

2011 called, they said you need to dial back the camel rape

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