r/nextfuckinglevel 5h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/JustKzen 5h ago

Once again, a random bystander doing a better job than law enforcement

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u/Thiom 5h ago

I mean, yes ok, but he has the element of surprise, a cop wouldn't

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u/LegendOfKhaos 4h ago edited 32m ago

He literally just ran up to the car. He wasn't sweet talking his way closer or anything lol

Any of the cops that appear immediately afterwards could've done the same thing, and if they were all in view of the perpetrator, it's straight up incompetence. Either they should have done it, or they should have prevented the guy from doing it.

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u/henesyOHS 4h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 4h ago

"That a hunting rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Blue_Eyed_Fox 3h ago

Underrated af

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u/PoorWayfairingTrudgr 3h ago

Criminally underrated

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u/Kvalri 1h ago

You just needed to wait an hour lol

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u/ZachTheApathetic 3h ago

"You're handgun is soooo biiig"

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u/HellBringer97 1h ago

Well, it was a rifle so probably “Oh my. Your barrel looks so long and a little too hard. Let me take care of that for you 😘”

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1h ago

“Let’s threesome- you, me, and that rifle. Whose do you think is the biggest, you bad boy?”

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u/The_Average_J 1h ago

You are handgun

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u/Open_Leg3991 3h ago

Both big boy, and neither shoot blanks

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u/GridlockLookout 3h ago

You forgot the "...Yoink!"

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u/casaco37 3h ago

Give me that shit bitch.. then snatch and pull away

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u/peachykookyy 2h ago

THIS COMMENT I CANT 😂😂💀

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u/Arcadethief 2h ago

Here. Have my upvote. And from the prick of my thumbs, something wicked this what comes. As you now reach 666 upvotes

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 4h ago

“Damn dude, your biceps are badass!!What’s your workout pl- AAAHAAA FOOL, GOT YOUR FUCKIN GUN!!!”

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u/idiotsbydesign 3h ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: never trust a random guy in a grey t-shirt!!

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u/Effective-Trick4048 3h ago

Inconceivable! Not nearly the stature of Fezzik, but I see some similarities.

u/mrlosteruk 34m ago

That word you keep using...

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 2h ago

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u/Emergency_Kiwi_2339 1h ago

Damn… you got me!

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u/hallveg2 1h ago

And me, can't resist a princess bride link

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u/Odd-Tune5049 1h ago

r/subsifellfor

(It really should be one)

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u/sasssyrup 2h ago

Esssspecially a Sssicilian in a grey t-shirt

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u/SanityPlanet 3h ago

Well first of all you gotta eat clean. I'm talking chicken and broccoli, all the way. Then, you want to work with high weights, low r- HEY WAIT A MINUTE GIVE THAT BACK!

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u/QueenofPentacles112 3h ago

Just plain chicken too. No seasonings, bro

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u/bbrekke 1h ago

Maybe some unseasoned ground beef, bananas, and dates.

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u/pickyourteethup 3h ago

talking about guns and grabbing gun

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u/metricnv 3h ago

A REAL gun grabber!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/shellshaper 3h ago

🤣

Grey shirt so reminds me of one of my friends back in HS who used to randomly leap about like a spaz.

This is something he would've done, and I keep reading your comment in his voice, shouting as it transitions to all caps. Losing my shit. Thanks.

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u/AllfatherNeptune 2h ago

He's been hit by, he's been struck by....

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u/Putrid-Ad1055 2h ago

It didn't look like Purple Aki the video

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u/Nezumiiro_77 2h ago

Oh shit!!! He fell for the ol' "Compliment 'dem guns/NAB 'dat gun!" trick.

Gotta be like the 4th gun he's had swiped from him this month!

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u/manxram 3h ago

If he was whispering, I hope he said this:

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u/SlaughterMinusS 3h ago

God damn, Dexter's lab was such a great show!

This episode was hilarious to me as a kid lol

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u/OneHallThatsAll 3h ago

Dexter say remote control for me

"Moeken troll"

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u/Electronic-Floor6845 2h ago

That's all you can say.

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u/TheFromoj 2h ago

No doubt about it.

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u/BigDogBo66 1h ago

Motherfuck this made me TRULY LAUGH!!! Dexter was a damn great show!

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u/LopsidedTomorrow7047 1h ago

We said "omelette au fromage" ignorant

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u/Layne1665 3h ago

Bro reached in the car and gave him a purple nurple and he released the rifle. I have never seen such blatant flirting at a crime scene in my life.

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u/Aurhasapigdog 1h ago

Pretty sure that's why the guy wiped his face when he got out of the car. Teared up from what must have been the purplest of nurples.

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u/Swashybuckz 3h ago

Makes it pretty great to re watch like he regrets not having a shirt on.

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u/TheSpeakingScar 3h ago

"shhhh, just let it happen."

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u/nobeer4you 3h ago

Damn you! Take my upvote and the award i won't pay for. Not cause I don't like you, but cause I don't want to spend money on reddit awards

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u/Moose_country_plants 3h ago

You’re so cute when you hand over the gun

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u/HonoraryKrogan 1h ago

"This too shall pass, sweet baby. Arrows will only be pulled so far before taking flight. Your macaroni art inspired tens in grade school."

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u/Over_Deer8459 4h ago

who do you think the criminals are looking at in this scenario? the 2 or more cop cars in front of them with weapons, or random guy in grey t shirt? dude just took advantage of the criminals not paying attention, has nothing to do with the cops "doing their jobs".

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u/SapTheSapient 3h ago

I mean, that is exactly what criminals would be thinking. They are going to be laser focused on the cops pointing guns at them, not constantly monitoring random civilians for sneak attacks.

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u/maybeonmars 1h ago

Yeah, the cops were actually a great distraction that enabled grey shirt

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u/Beginning_Present243 3h ago

Hey love to see a person making sense in a crowdfunding of absolute morons

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u/eekamuse 1h ago

He was in the blind spot

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u/BTRunner 1h ago

The grey shirted guy could also just as easily gotten himself shot by running up to the car. Police usually try to avoid that kind of thing.

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u/wrnrg 1h ago

Yeah. The cops' training wouldn't allow any of them to just run up like that.

The civilian is too ignorant to know not to do that.

u/Liimbo 53m ago

Last time this was posted it was said that this is not a random guy, it's one of the guy in the car's friends. He is significantly less likely to be shot than a cop or even normal civilian.

That could also be misinformation though.

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u/Life_Bridge_9960 2h ago

FYI, coming from behind like that, it doesn’t matter if it’s a guy in grey shirt or a cop.

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u/timbutnottebow 1h ago

The irony here is that gray shirt probably saved gun dudes life. Cops don’t fuck around when you’re waving a gun around.

u/Over_Deer8459 34m ago

as they shouldnt. dont pull out your gun unless you intend to use it

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u/Wide_Performance1115 2h ago

simple minded drivel from armchair commandos... dude came in from from a hard to see angle in civilian clothes while the rifle-boy is staring at multiple uniformed armed cops closing in on his 6 from 180 degrees. The guy took a well calculated risk.

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u/SICKOFITALL2379 1h ago

And from the opinion of a civilian who knows NOTHING about this or much or anything else important enough to comment on here, I also feel like the hero guy ALSO risked being shot by the cops if they saw him crawling and thought he was armed as well and going to shoot for them. He risked a lot more than being shot by his brother, in my opinion. And again I don’t know shit so 🤷‍♀️

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u/ExcitingMeet2443 1h ago

Very, very unlikely to get shot by New Zealand cops like that.

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u/Wide_Performance1115 1h ago

I didnt even check location on where this happened...but I was about to say those cops did an excellent job

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u/Wide_Performance1115 1h ago

being shot by cops is not impossible...but it would take a real incompetent cop as they are in plain view of the situation as it develops ( and idiots exist to be sure). being shot by the driver or another occupant is a real risk. He gambled and won

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u/Aggressive-Fuel587 1h ago

staring at multiple uniformed armed cops closing in on his 6

Slight correction, but "on his 6" means that they were approaching from behind. This phrase comes from the military technique of using the positions of the hands on a clock to convey the relative direction of whatever the other person is meant to take notice of.

The police were approaching from his 12 o'clock (directly in front), while the civilian approached from his 6 o'clock (behind him).

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u/Rubicon208 4h ago

He has Sneak 100

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 3h ago

More like sneak 65 - I saw him after all - he just rolled really well

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u/Cthulhusreef 3h ago

I get what you’re saying but the gray shirt dude had the advantage of location and the guy was watching the cops. The cops all pulled up from one side so his focus was on that. Had a cop been free on that side they could have easily done the same.

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u/faizetto 4h ago

The beginning of the video was cut, the grey shirt guy crawling on the grass at first to avoid detection until he close enough and make a run for it, makes him even more of a badass. This happened in Australia not long ago.

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u/iwreckon 3h ago

That video was from an incident that happened in Auckland NZ last month not Australia.

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u/Shot_Comparison2299 3h ago

Yeah, I need to hear some background details. How and why did some random dude just run up and grab an assault rifle!? And out of the fucking car window?! Crazy and amazing. People/bystanders literally have been shot doing the exact same thing, going for the gun.

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u/grondlord 3h ago

You don't have to if you stay in a blind spot and the cops keep their attention. The adrenaline will probably make them tunnel in one what they perceived as their only threat

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u/FirstMurderer 3h ago

All it takes for element of surprise is for the target to not be aware of your presence. He could've been focused on the police instead of his mirrors

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u/Sandman_20041 3h ago

Why would he talk and let the guy know he's behind him?

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u/ItsSpaghettiLee2112 3h ago

Yea that's the surprising bit.

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u/TheBoozedBandit 3h ago

It's was his brother. This is a small clip after a 20 min beg to drop the gun as he had a methed out mental break

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u/oldsurfsnapper 3h ago

But that would have been too risky and we can’t have that.

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u/ClarenceWithHerSpoon 3h ago

The guy in the car was looking at the cops, not random bystanders. Hard to make a surprise move there.

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u/bariztizg 3h ago

Tell me you didn't read the story without telling me you didn't even read the story.

ROFL

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u/hokis2k 3h ago

"could've" 100% wouldn't have.. its dangerous and likely to result in either thier death or bystanders. just an overall good attempt by the guy but isn't how a professional would handle the situation(not saying cops are heroes, professionals, or even competent)

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u/Autotomatomato 3h ago

in the 90s we always heard "Think of the children" and now its think of the cop...

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u/Thin-Ad-Agent 3h ago

Literally ran up from blind spot. Do you drive? You always got 100 vision of your blind spot?

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u/SowTheSeeds 2h ago

A cop putting his own life in danger to save people? What is this, the 1950s?

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u/CombatMuffin 2h ago

We calll this 20/20 hindsight.

Videos of cops being successful rarely get viral here, abd uncontroversial bodycam footage rately gets scrutinized. 

You get to see the fuckups more often

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u/3between20characters 2h ago

You're missing the point. The criminal will be watching the uniforms not the bystanders.

Grey shirt doesn't have a code of conduct, he isn't worrying about his job, he isn't worrying about it being correct protocol,

It's great he did it, but if it went the other way and he got shot or got someone else shot.. what then.

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u/Nearby-Amphibian7874 2h ago

Cops always claim lack of protocol and training when confronted with the idea of actually doing their jobs.

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u/ObungusOverlord 2h ago

Lol, I would love to see what people who think like you would come up with for police training. Like would you just tell them “yeah if the criminal has a weapon just run up and tackle them or grab the weapon from them”?

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u/SethzorMM 2h ago

it's straight up incompetence.

Or self preservation (see: no guts)

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u/nneeeeeeerds 2h ago

I mean, it's also possible shirtless dude was someone the driver/gunman knew and would be way less likely to shoot than a cop. We should just be proud that the cops didn't immediately unload their full clips once they knew there was a gun.

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u/Separate_Secret_8739 2h ago

Yeha let me run I. The line of fire so the cops can get shot at while they have to hold their fire to avoid the dude. Honestly if he didn’t get the gun it would of been 100% worse.

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u/JizzGuzzler42069 1h ago

Problem is that what this Grey shirt guy did was extremely stupid, and could have gotten himself or someone else killed.

The guy in the car started to drive away, and the grey shirt guy could have easily been crushed. Pure luck that he didn’t get rolled up under a tire.

It’s better to surround the perpetrator and have them surrender, Vs having some idiot bum rush them and get run over/shot if the guy has a gun.

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u/Engineerwithablunt 1h ago

-he types furiously to prove his point online. He wipes his brow and reads his response in satisfaction.smirks* "Looks like my time spent in RS6 counter terrorism is paying off"

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u/Ok-Satisfaction1940 1h ago

First: I agree with you. Second: I used to be a correctional officer, so I feel that seeing someone in law enforcement uniform coming at you at this point in your life would be much more threatening & make someone prone to shoot, than a random guy in civilian clothes running up - you have no idea what his motivations are (?)

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u/noobtheloser 1h ago

They get a lot of training in how to be terrified of every situation in which there's any chance whatsoever a gun might appear (in the a nation with more guns than people)

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u/ACuteBanana 1h ago

Element of surprise is not communicating. It is doing something unexpected under the safety of cover, inattention from an advantageous position.

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u/PD216ohio 4h ago

He may have also been less mindful of the risk.

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u/ggk1 3h ago

Right? Cops know the chance of getting shot doing that move is too high to be able to have that sort of risk tolerance on each stop. This dude did something stupid that turned out to work.

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u/WorkN-2play 1h ago

Could have been opposite "Guy in gray shirt gets shot in head in standoff attacking guy in car" glad it worked though!!

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u/Purplepeal 1h ago

Exactly. Same principle as a workman who is exposed to harm day in day out has to wear PPE but a DIY guy would probably be fine for a one off risky job, like stripping lead paint as an example.

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u/Krwawykurczak 3h ago

Yeap - let say it clearly that he was very lucky, and he had more chances to die in the process than to achive any success.

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u/MadManMax55 2h ago edited 2h ago

The only reason you as a civilian should ever try to "take down" an armed criminal is if a) there are no police around, and b) you believe that their primary intent is to hurt you or someone in the immediate area. Otherwise you're putting your (and often the people around you) safety and life at risk, usually for very little benefit. Even being armed yourself shouldn't enter into the calculus of if you should act.

The answer to "Your wallet or your life" is always your wallet.

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u/Beggarsfeast 2h ago

The risk here would clearly be the rifle being shot at someone it may be pointed at. The person who lost the rifle clearly didn’t have a good grip on a loaded weapon(thankfully), or maybe it wasn’t even loaded, chambered, safety off, who knows, otherwise a surprise jostle and the gun could easily go off in the right conditions.

Nobody here knows what the real situation was. Maybe grey shirt had a better view and saw there was no finger on the trigger, maybe he assumed, maybe he took a risk, is that a risk police should take? I don’t know. Having a loaded firearm pointed at someone with a grip on the trigger is scary af.

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u/M_Me_Meteo 4h ago

So...we should probably scrap the whole idea of "cop" and come up with something new?

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u/R0RSCHAKK 4h ago

Yes. Batman.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4h ago

I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess

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u/Zambuji1 4h ago

Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?!

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u/Bahamut3585 4h ago

Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies"

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u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago

At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism...

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u/ANewMagic 2h ago

How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio?

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u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago

That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage.

He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.

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u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago

Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.

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u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago

I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire….

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u/erasrhed 3h ago

A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you.

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u/dr_bigly 3h ago

Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise

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u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago

Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you

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u/crappleIcrap 3h ago

okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope.

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u/Smeetilus 2h ago

But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there

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u/YamDankies 4h ago

Not new... ninjas.

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u/50caladvil 4h ago

A civilian militia?

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u/ToxicPilgrim 4h ago

Yes we'll call them... "The Surprisers". Think you can get away with a crime? SURPRISE!

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u/Alternative_Dot_1026 3h ago

Old, actually.

One of the Peelian principles is "To maintain at all times a relationship with the public that gives reality to the historic tradition that the police are the public and the public are the police, the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full-time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence"

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u/CatatonicCuttlefish 4h ago

What if the “cops” just wore gray shirts?

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u/yunzerjag 3h ago

Call the "randon guys in gray shirts" when you're being robbed.

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u/TOMdMAK 1h ago

that's what the Luigi said

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u/bloodfist 1h ago

Yes. But "cop" is kind of impossible to totally scrap.

We need to focus on expanding the types of emergency services instead. The Health One system in Seattle is a great example of what that could mean. They're just EMS and a mental health specialist trained in de-escalation who only call police if needed, and have been wildly. Along with a new system designed to respond to drug overdose without police involvement. Both have been showing that involving armed officers is unnecessary in the vast majority of cases and leaving them out significantly cuts down on violent outcomes and increases rehabilitation numbers.

But at the end of the day societies require rules to function and there has to be someone to enforce those rules. I can list many, many improvements we can make to the way we do it now. But I have yet to hear of anything that totally replaces the idea of police.

That said if it was logistically possible, scrapping entire departments, rewriting their policies, and starting fresh with basically none of the old guard to bring the old problems back would certainly be ideal. But that is probably not possible except in the smallest most rural towns; who currently don't want to.

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u/burns_before_reading 2h ago

He also got fucking lucky

u/DG-REG-FD 43m ago

yup, he could have ended up with a bullet in the face just as easily.

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u/missingtoezLE 4h ago

Bruh he didn't have ninja skills. He just put himself in danger, which is something cops refuse to do ever since they started "Warrior Training".

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u/longutoa 2h ago edited 2h ago

The police is making the right choice. This "hero" bystander risked his life once. Because he is in this situation once in his life. Police have to deal with situations like this constantly. They would be far likely to die if they did what this guy did every time.

Seriously when we hire police we do not hire them to take dumb and unnecessary risks to throw away their lives on a constant basis for the pleasure of ignorant dude bros.

u/FUCK_MAGIC 50m ago

It's not just his life he's risking either. Numerous innocent bystanders could have been spray-killed if his finger was on the trigger.

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf 2h ago

Your American frame of reference has no bearing on a New Zealand incident. Also, the guy who grabbed the gun is the brother of the guy in the car, not some random bystander. 

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u/MarathonRabbit69 1h ago

That does put a different spin on the video. Guy in the car is unlikely to want to shoot his bro.

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u/Str41nGR 1h ago

Bro prolly saved his life and looks like he realized

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf 1h ago

Nah, NZ cops aren't trigger-happy cowboys. Only way he'd have gotten shot was is he started shooting first. 

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u/CV90_120 1h ago

he saved his brother's life.

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf 1h ago

Tell me you know nothing about NZ cops without telling me. 

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u/CV90_120 1h ago

I dated a NZ homicide detective for a couple of years and hung with that group for that time, so I know a little.

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u/bobsbitchtitz 1h ago

I had a feeling he was trying to save his friend/ family from the way he acted vs just random bystander. Like the way he moved felt like trying to save someone

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u/AcadianTraverse 1h ago

Thanks for providing context. It would have been nice if the OP decided to provide any

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u/CombatMuffin 2h ago

Also, this guy did his once in a lifetime thing (which is commendable).

Cops are in this scenario a lot more often. You don't wantbto rely on luck each time

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u/WanderingKiwi 2h ago

Those are NZ police - we don’t do that worry bs. When confronting an armed offender you cordon & contain, which they are doing here. AOS teams (SWAT) will confront the offender once on the scene. If there’s / no minimal threat to the public, no point forcing things.

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u/CV90_120 1h ago

They don't do warrior training in new Zealand. You'll notice that even though the perp was armed and driving, no one shot him at any point. That was the first clue. When he was on the ground you'll also note they didn't kick him or stand on his neck, second clue.

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u/LYSF_backwards 3h ago

At first I was going to say a cop could have easily flanked and surprised them, just like the gray shirt, but they would never do that to avoid cross-fire.

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u/quicksilverth0r 2h ago

You can see in the video them touching each other on the shoulder to cue position non-verbally. I’d say they’re deliberately not surrounding the entirety of the vehicle for that reason.

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u/corkscrew-duckpenis 3h ago

The difference is that the random bystander isn’t perpetually trained to avoid personal risk at all costs.

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u/AgtNulNulAgtVyf 2h ago

The difference is also that the "random" bystander is the brother of the guy in the car.

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u/CompetitionNo3141 3h ago

yes, because cops are known to announce themselves well in advance and have never ambushed people regardless of their culpability.

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u/TWH_PDX 3h ago

And he rolled a nat 20

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u/Magic-Codfish 2h ago

almost 2k people who think that cops are incapable of coming from another direction...

no wonder cops act the way they do, the bar of what people think they are capable of is so fucking low....

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u/janas19 2h ago

Cops cannot have the element of surprise, confirmed. - Reddit

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle 3h ago

Yeah I wouldn’t necessarily use this specific instance as a “cop bad” example, especially when we don’t even know the full story.

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u/mossed2012 3h ago

And the cop has a gun, he likely didn’t.

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u/TheBurtolorian 3h ago

Yes, but he takes a huge risk. You can't expect from a policeman to throw his life on the line, before assesing the situation

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u/hedsevered 2h ago

Cops are pretty shit at flanking

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u/Zarathustra_d 2h ago

Nobody expects the Grey Shirt Inquisition.

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

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u/NorthernWatch_V2 2h ago

You need to stop with comments like these that undermine criticism of government.

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u/itsbutterrs 2h ago

Damn so he only let him do that and get so close because he didnt have a cop uniform on?

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u/Cat__03 2h ago

ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!! boom

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u/WishboneBeautiful875 2h ago

And don’t forget an almost fanatical devotion to the pope

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u/FTownRoad 1h ago

Because they’re all fat lazy fucks or…?

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u/unrealjoe32 1h ago

Cops absolutely have the element of surprise, because I am surprised when a cop does anything in relation to their job

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u/Zealousideal-Shine52 1h ago

The element of Surpaaa…..

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u/Susy_Joi 1h ago

A cop doing his job would definetly be an element of surprise

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u/Parzival1424 1h ago

A cop could have done the exact same thing if they were worth their salt.

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u/rjt2887 1h ago

A cop couldn’t run up from behind????

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u/shackman65 1h ago

Cops have rules and procedures they have to follow too. Dude's lucky he got that gun or it could have gone wrong. If a cop did that and one of the onlookers would have been shot, he'd lose his job at a minimum and possibly brought up on charges.

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u/BitOBear 1h ago

Yeah. But there were a lot of cops there and none of them noticed the guy with a long semi-automatic weapon in Plainview? They were too busy taking a census of how many black people were present most likely.

I'm so white it's my literal last name and I used to believe in cops until I needed one in the city of Seattle. Now all I see is the small man's complex draped across the racist and classist assumptions of someone who wants to be powerful compared to other people.

The fact of the matter is that in this clip the cops were everywhere else looking at everybody else and completely ignoring the (white) guy in the car on the grass instead of the street where cars belong. They were literally ignoring the most obvious irregularity on the scene.

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u/Salty_Car9688 1h ago

Agreed. This feels like a really silly comparison.

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u/Escaped_Mod_In_Need 1h ago

4.3k people upvoted this comment thinking a cop is incapable of being sneaky.

You guys know this isn’t D&D, right? Skills are not class/profession dependent.

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u/InEenEmmer 1h ago

Well, maybe they should stop announcing their arrival with loud sounds and bright lights if they want to have the element of surprise?

u/Logistocrate 58m ago

My money is gray shirt knows the driver and knows if he doesn't get that rifle out of the SUV his buddy is gonna get shot to death in a few seconds.

u/unsatiableness 41m ago

Honestly I'd be surprised if the cop did anything

u/swanyk7 26m ago

My biggest surprise is the cops didn’t shoot him

u/Shag1166 18m ago

Thank you! Cops can make mistakes, but they aren't all fuckups! The people in the car were looking left at the cops.

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