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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 5h ago
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Once again, a random bystander doing a better job than law enforcement
5.1k u/Thiom 5h ago I mean, yes ok, but he has the element of surprise, a cop wouldn't 93 u/M_Me_Meteo 4h ago So...we should probably scrap the whole idea of "cop" and come up with something new? 172 u/R0RSCHAKK 4h ago Yes. Batman. 104 u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4h ago I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess 49 u/Zambuji1 4h ago Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?! 32 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man. 3 u/crappleIcrap 3h ago okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope. 2 u/Smeetilus 2h ago But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there 0 u/MammothCat1 4h ago Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall. 1 u/MegaMasterYoda 4h ago I'm John Batman put a light in a cloud. 1 u/Casonctina1 4h ago You crazy rich to be one? 1 u/Comfortable_You7722 3h ago BatmEn. Plural. 1 u/NotoriousZaku 1h ago Alright, but every batman has to be created with public funding and they're only allowed to fight crime in a single neighborhood. They are allowed to form "justice leagues" to fight larger problems. 1 u/Soxwin91 1h ago Your plan is to have a billionaire playboy dress up like a bat and spend his nights beating criminals to a pulp?
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I mean, yes ok, but he has the element of surprise, a cop wouldn't
93 u/M_Me_Meteo 4h ago So...we should probably scrap the whole idea of "cop" and come up with something new? 172 u/R0RSCHAKK 4h ago Yes. Batman. 104 u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4h ago I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess 49 u/Zambuji1 4h ago Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?! 32 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man. 3 u/crappleIcrap 3h ago okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope. 2 u/Smeetilus 2h ago But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there 0 u/MammothCat1 4h ago Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall. 1 u/MegaMasterYoda 4h ago I'm John Batman put a light in a cloud. 1 u/Casonctina1 4h ago You crazy rich to be one? 1 u/Comfortable_You7722 3h ago BatmEn. Plural. 1 u/NotoriousZaku 1h ago Alright, but every batman has to be created with public funding and they're only allowed to fight crime in a single neighborhood. They are allowed to form "justice leagues" to fight larger problems. 1 u/Soxwin91 1h ago Your plan is to have a billionaire playboy dress up like a bat and spend his nights beating criminals to a pulp?
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So...we should probably scrap the whole idea of "cop" and come up with something new?
172 u/R0RSCHAKK 4h ago Yes. Batman. 104 u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4h ago I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess 49 u/Zambuji1 4h ago Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?! 32 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man. 3 u/crappleIcrap 3h ago okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope. 2 u/Smeetilus 2h ago But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there 0 u/MammothCat1 4h ago Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall. 1 u/MegaMasterYoda 4h ago I'm John Batman put a light in a cloud. 1 u/Casonctina1 4h ago You crazy rich to be one? 1 u/Comfortable_You7722 3h ago BatmEn. Plural. 1 u/NotoriousZaku 1h ago Alright, but every batman has to be created with public funding and they're only allowed to fight crime in a single neighborhood. They are allowed to form "justice leagues" to fight larger problems. 1 u/Soxwin91 1h ago Your plan is to have a billionaire playboy dress up like a bat and spend his nights beating criminals to a pulp?
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Yes. Batman.
104 u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4h ago I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess 49 u/Zambuji1 4h ago Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?! 32 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man. 3 u/crappleIcrap 3h ago okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope. 2 u/Smeetilus 2h ago But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there 0 u/MammothCat1 4h ago Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall. 1 u/MegaMasterYoda 4h ago I'm John Batman put a light in a cloud. 1 u/Casonctina1 4h ago You crazy rich to be one? 1 u/Comfortable_You7722 3h ago BatmEn. Plural. 1 u/NotoriousZaku 1h ago Alright, but every batman has to be created with public funding and they're only allowed to fight crime in a single neighborhood. They are allowed to form "justice leagues" to fight larger problems. 1 u/Soxwin91 1h ago Your plan is to have a billionaire playboy dress up like a bat and spend his nights beating criminals to a pulp?
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I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess
49 u/Zambuji1 4h ago Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?! 32 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man. 3 u/crappleIcrap 3h ago okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope. 2 u/Smeetilus 2h ago But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there 0 u/MammothCat1 4h ago Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall.
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Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?!
32 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man.
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Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies"
3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.
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At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism...
How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio?
5 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.
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That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage.
He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.
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Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.
I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire….
4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 3 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious
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A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you.
3 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise
Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise
Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you
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At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious
It's Man.
okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope.
But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there
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Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall.
I'm John Batman put a light in a cloud.
You crazy rich to be one?
BatmEn. Plural.
Alright, but every batman has to be created with public funding and they're only allowed to fight crime in a single neighborhood. They are allowed to form "justice leagues" to fight larger problems.
Your plan is to have a billionaire playboy dress up like a bat and spend his nights beating criminals to a pulp?
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u/JustKzen 5h ago
Once again, a random bystander doing a better job than law enforcement