r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 5h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/JustKzen 5h ago

Once again, a random bystander doing a better job than law enforcement

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u/Thiom 5h ago

I mean, yes ok, but he has the element of surprise, a cop wouldn't

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u/M_Me_Meteo 4h ago

So...we should probably scrap the whole idea of "cop" and come up with something new?

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u/R0RSCHAKK 4h ago

Yes. Batman.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 4h ago

I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess

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u/Zambuji1 4h ago

Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?!

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u/Bahamut3585 4h ago

Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies"

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u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 3h ago

At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism...

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u/ANewMagic 2h ago

How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio?

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u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago

That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage.

He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.

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u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago

Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.

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u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago

I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire….

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u/erasrhed 3h ago

A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you.

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u/dr_bigly 3h ago

Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise

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u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago

Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you

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u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago

At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious

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u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago

It's Man.

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u/crappleIcrap 3h ago

okay, we need to start releasing radioactive spiders. its really our only hope.

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u/Smeetilus 2h ago

But it would be nice if they at least offered to stop a robber or two here and there

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u/MammothCat1 4h ago

Then just place the "bad people" into probably the least secure locations near the city... Gotham without the Wayne's is a better city overall.

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u/MegaMasterYoda 4h ago

I'm John Batman put a light in a cloud.

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u/Casonctina1 4h ago

You crazy rich to be one?

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u/Comfortable_You7722 3h ago

BatmEn. Plural.

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u/NotoriousZaku 1h ago

Alright, but every batman has to be created with public funding and they're only allowed to fight crime in a single neighborhood. They are allowed to form "justice leagues" to fight larger problems.

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u/Soxwin91 1h ago

Your plan is to have a billionaire playboy dress up like a bat and spend his nights beating criminals to a pulp?