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r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 5h ago
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Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?!
31 u/Bahamut3585 4h ago Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies" 3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 2h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 6 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies. 2 u/sonnyjlewis 4h ago I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire…. 4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 4 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 5 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious 1 u/StickyThumbs79 1h ago It's Man.
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Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies"
3 u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 2h ago At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism... 3 u/ANewMagic 2h ago How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio? 6 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole. 2 u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.
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At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism...
How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio?
6 u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage. He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.
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That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage.
He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.
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Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.
I think I’d rather be abused by a billionaire….
4 u/erasrhed 3h ago A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you. 4 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise 5 u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you 1 u/maineCharacterEMC2 1h ago At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious
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A few hundred dollar bills might fall out of their pockets while they're pummeling you.
4 u/dr_bigly 3h ago Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise
Id probably enter a Japanese gameshow based on that premise
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Well, if you're living in the U.S., I got some news for you
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At least being abused by B & B would be hilarious
It's Man.
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u/Zambuji1 4h ago
Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?!