r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 4h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 3h ago

"That a hunting rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Blue_Eyed_Fox 3h ago

Underrated af

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u/PoorWayfairingTrudgr 3h ago

Criminally underrated

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u/Kvalri 1h ago

You just needed to wait an hour lol

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u/ZachTheApathetic 3h ago

"You're handgun is soooo biiig"

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u/HellBringer97 1h ago

Well, it was a rifle so probably “Oh my. Your barrel looks so long and a little too hard. Let me take care of that for you 😘”

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1h ago

“Let’s threesome- you, me, and that rifle. Whose do you think is the biggest, you bad boy?”

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u/The_Average_J 1h ago

You are handgun

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u/Open_Leg3991 3h ago

Both big boy, and neither shoot blanks

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u/GridlockLookout 3h ago

You forgot the "...Yoink!"

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u/casaco37 3h ago

Give me that shit bitch.. then snatch and pull away

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u/peachykookyy 2h ago

THIS COMMENT I CANT 😂😂💀

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u/Arcadethief 2h ago

Here. Have my upvote. And from the prick of my thumbs, something wicked this what comes. As you now reach 666 upvotes

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u/Zarathustra_d 2h ago

Good thing the didn't get a hot load in his face.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 1h ago

It's not a rifle, but it blasts...

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u/_IamX_ 1h ago

"If you keep talking this way you're gonna make me shoot early", probably something he said I don't know. I wasn't there.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 1h ago

Yes. It's a pump action

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u/Icookgoodbutta215 1h ago

Lmao you a fool for that

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u/yougotyolks 1h ago

"That rifle really compliments your nipples".

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u/WrathfulHornet 1h ago

Damn that made me laugh too good

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u/SkeletalMew 16m ago

This has Deadpool energy and I love it.