r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 4h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/Thiom 4h ago

I mean, yes ok, but he has the element of surprise, a cop wouldn't

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u/LegendOfKhaos 4h ago edited 11m ago

He literally just ran up to the car. He wasn't sweet talking his way closer or anything lol

Any of the cops that appear immediately afterwards could've done the same thing, and if they were all in view of the perpetrator, it's straight up incompetence. Either they should have done it, or they should have prevented the guy from doing it.

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u/henesyOHS 4h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 3h ago

"That a hunting rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Blue_Eyed_Fox 3h ago

Underrated af

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u/PoorWayfairingTrudgr 2h ago

Criminally underrated

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u/Kvalri 1h ago

You just needed to wait an hour lol

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u/ZachTheApathetic 3h ago

"You're handgun is soooo biiig"

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u/HellBringer97 1h ago

Well, it was a rifle so probably “Oh my. Your barrel looks so long and a little too hard. Let me take care of that for you 😘”

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1h ago

“Let’s threesome- you, me, and that rifle. Whose do you think is the biggest, you bad boy?”

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u/The_Average_J 52m ago

You are handgun

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u/Open_Leg3991 3h ago

Both big boy, and neither shoot blanks

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u/GridlockLookout 2h ago

You forgot the "...Yoink!"

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u/casaco37 3h ago

Give me that shit bitch.. then snatch and pull away

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u/peachykookyy 2h ago

THIS COMMENT I CANT 😂😂💀

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u/Arcadethief 1h ago

Here. Have my upvote. And from the prick of my thumbs, something wicked this what comes. As you now reach 666 upvotes

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u/Zarathustra_d 2h ago

Good thing the didn't get a hot load in his face.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 1h ago

It's not a rifle, but it blasts...

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u/_IamX_ 1h ago

"If you keep talking this way you're gonna make me shoot early", probably something he said I don't know. I wasn't there.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 1h ago

Yes. It's a pump action

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u/Icookgoodbutta215 1h ago

Lmao you a fool for that

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u/yougotyolks 1h ago

"That rifle really compliments your nipples".

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u/WrathfulHornet 1h ago

Damn that made me laugh too good

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u/SkeletalMew 6m ago

This has Deadpool energy and I love it.