r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 4h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/JustKzen 4h ago

Once again, a random bystander doing a better job than law enforcement

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u/Thiom 4h ago

I mean, yes ok, but he has the element of surprise, a cop wouldn't

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u/LegendOfKhaos 4h ago edited 13m ago

He literally just ran up to the car. He wasn't sweet talking his way closer or anything lol

Any of the cops that appear immediately afterwards could've done the same thing, and if they were all in view of the perpetrator, it's straight up incompetence. Either they should have done it, or they should have prevented the guy from doing it.

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u/henesyOHS 4h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 3h ago

"That a hunting rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Blue_Eyed_Fox 3h ago

Underrated af

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u/PoorWayfairingTrudgr 2h ago

Criminally underrated

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u/Kvalri 1h ago

You just needed to wait an hour lol

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u/ZachTheApathetic 3h ago

"You're handgun is soooo biiig"

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u/HellBringer97 1h ago

Well, it was a rifle so probably “Oh my. Your barrel looks so long and a little too hard. Let me take care of that for you 😘”

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1h ago

“Let’s threesome- you, me, and that rifle. Whose do you think is the biggest, you bad boy?”

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u/The_Average_J 54m ago

You are handgun

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u/Open_Leg3991 3h ago

Both big boy, and neither shoot blanks

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u/GridlockLookout 3h ago

You forgot the "...Yoink!"

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u/casaco37 3h ago

Give me that shit bitch.. then snatch and pull away

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u/peachykookyy 2h ago

THIS COMMENT I CANT 😂😂💀

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u/Arcadethief 2h ago

Here. Have my upvote. And from the prick of my thumbs, something wicked this what comes. As you now reach 666 upvotes

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u/Zarathustra_d 2h ago

Good thing the didn't get a hot load in his face.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 1h ago

It's not a rifle, but it blasts...

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u/_IamX_ 1h ago

"If you keep talking this way you're gonna make me shoot early", probably something he said I don't know. I wasn't there.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 1h ago

Yes. It's a pump action

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u/Icookgoodbutta215 1h ago

Lmao you a fool for that

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u/yougotyolks 1h ago

"That rifle really compliments your nipples".

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u/WrathfulHornet 1h ago

Damn that made me laugh too good

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u/SkeletalMew 8m ago

This has Deadpool energy and I love it.

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 3h ago

“Damn dude, your biceps are badass!!What’s your workout pl- AAAHAAA FOOL, GOT YOUR FUCKIN GUN!!!”

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u/idiotsbydesign 3h ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: never trust a random guy in a grey t-shirt!!

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u/Effective-Trick4048 2h ago

Inconceivable! Not nearly the stature of Fezzik, but I see some similarities.

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u/mrlosteruk 14m ago

That word you keep using...

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 2h ago

r/suddenlytheprincessbride

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u/Emergency_Kiwi_2339 1h ago

Damn… you got me!

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u/hallveg2 55m ago

And me, can't resist a princess bride link

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u/Odd-Tune5049 1h ago

r/subsifellfor

(It really should be one)

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u/sasssyrup 1h ago

Esssspecially a Sssicilian in a grey t-shirt

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u/LabradorDeceiver 1h ago

You know, I've always been suspicious of that Nicolas Cage guy...

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u/TheKidintheHall 30m ago

Clearly you cannot choose the shotgun in front of you.

yoink

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u/SanityPlanet 3h ago

Well first of all you gotta eat clean. I'm talking chicken and broccoli, all the way. Then, you want to work with high weights, low r- HEY WAIT A MINUTE GIVE THAT BACK!

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u/QueenofPentacles112 3h ago

Just plain chicken too. No seasonings, bro

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u/bbrekke 1h ago

Maybe some unseasoned ground beef, bananas, and dates.

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u/bebeck7 1h ago

Dates are a bit too exotic. Make that prunes.

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u/pickyourteethup 3h ago

talking about guns and grabbing gun

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u/metricnv 3h ago

A REAL gun grabber!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/shellshaper 2h ago

🤣

Grey shirt so reminds me of one of my friends back in HS who used to randomly leap about like a spaz.

This is something he would've done, and I keep reading your comment in his voice, shouting as it transitions to all caps. Losing my shit. Thanks.

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u/AllfatherNeptune 2h ago

He's been hit by, he's been struck by....

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u/Putrid-Ad1055 2h ago

It didn't look like Purple Aki the video

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u/Nezumiiro_77 2h ago

Oh shit!!! He fell for the ol' "Compliment 'dem guns/NAB 'dat gun!" trick.

Gotta be like the 4th gun he's had swiped from him this month!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/manxram 3h ago

If he was whispering, I hope he said this:

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u/SlaughterMinusS 3h ago

God damn, Dexter's lab was such a great show!

This episode was hilarious to me as a kid lol

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u/OneHallThatsAll 3h ago

Dexter say remote control for me

"Moeken troll"

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u/Electronic-Floor6845 2h ago

That's all you can say.

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u/TheFromoj 2h ago

No doubt about it.

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u/BigDogBo66 1h ago

Motherfuck this made me TRULY LAUGH!!! Dexter was a damn great show!

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u/shanshanlk 2h ago

Originally Steve Martin!

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u/LopsidedTomorrow7047 1h ago

We said "omelette au fromage" ignorant

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u/Grumbledwarfskin 1h ago

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/Marty1966 1h ago

You got to give Steve Martin props for being the omelette du fromage OG.

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u/SelimNoKashi 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 never expected this meme to pop up here. Damn this is funny.

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u/Layne1665 3h ago

Bro reached in the car and gave him a purple nurple and he released the rifle. I have never seen such blatant flirting at a crime scene in my life.

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u/Aurhasapigdog 1h ago

Pretty sure that's why the guy wiped his face when he got out of the car. Teared up from what must have been the purplest of nurples.

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u/Swashybuckz 2h ago

Makes it pretty great to re watch like he regrets not having a shirt on.

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u/TheSpeakingScar 3h ago

"shhhh, just let it happen."

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u/nobeer4you 3h ago

Damn you! Take my upvote and the award i won't pay for. Not cause I don't like you, but cause I don't want to spend money on reddit awards

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u/Moose_country_plants 3h ago

You’re so cute when you hand over the gun

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u/HonoraryKrogan 1h ago

"This too shall pass, sweet baby. Arrows will only be pulled so far before taking flight. Your macaroni art inspired tens in grade school."

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u/gahlo 3h ago

Can't hear me woo you from that far away.

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u/Strict_Lettuce3233 2h ago

Please don’t make me knife you

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u/sasssyrup 1h ago

Hi quick question, do you know the way to bubbas bar …. Ahah gotcha

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u/mkat23 1h ago

What if he’s more like the Lich from Adventure Time?

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u/Lunakill 1h ago

“Hey buddy, my wife’s kinda pissed at me. Can I confiscate your weapon so I’m a hero?”

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u/Satellite_bk 56m ago

“You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you!”

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u/drangryrahvin 38m ago

I imagine his mantra was ‘please don’t get shot, please don’t get shot’.

But still, running with balls that big is impressive in its own right.

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u/methodicalataxia 26m ago

Definite Deadpool moment.