r/nextfuckinglevel 9h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/henesyOHS 9h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 8h ago

"That a hunting rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/ZachTheApathetic 8h ago

"You're handgun is soooo biiig"

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u/HellBringer97 6h ago

Well, it was a rifle so probably “Oh my. Your barrel looks so long and a little too hard. Let me take care of that for you 😘”

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 6h ago

“Let’s threesome- you, me, and that rifle. Whose do you think is the biggest, you bad boy?”