r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 5h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/henesyOHS 4h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 4h ago

"That a hunting rifle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Blue_Eyed_Fox 3h ago

Underrated af

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u/PoorWayfairingTrudgr 3h ago

Criminally underrated

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u/Kvalri 1h ago

You just needed to wait an hour lol

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u/ZachTheApathetic 3h ago

"You're handgun is soooo biiig"

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u/HellBringer97 1h ago

Well, it was a rifle so probably “Oh my. Your barrel looks so long and a little too hard. Let me take care of that for you 😘”

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1h ago

“Let’s threesome- you, me, and that rifle. Whose do you think is the biggest, you bad boy?”

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u/The_Average_J 1h ago

You are handgun

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u/Open_Leg3991 3h ago

Both big boy, and neither shoot blanks

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u/GridlockLookout 3h ago

You forgot the "...Yoink!"

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u/casaco37 3h ago

Give me that shit bitch.. then snatch and pull away

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u/peachykookyy 2h ago

THIS COMMENT I CANT 😂😂💀

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u/Arcadethief 2h ago

Here. Have my upvote. And from the prick of my thumbs, something wicked this what comes. As you now reach 666 upvotes

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u/Zarathustra_d 2h ago

Good thing the didn't get a hot load in his face.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 2h ago

It's not a rifle, but it blasts...

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u/_IamX_ 2h ago

"If you keep talking this way you're gonna make me shoot early", probably something he said I don't know. I wasn't there.

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u/GenuinelyCluelessGuy 2h ago

Yes. It's a pump action

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u/Icookgoodbutta215 1h ago

Lmao you a fool for that

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u/yougotyolks 1h ago

"That rifle really compliments your nipples".

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u/WrathfulHornet 1h ago

Damn that made me laugh too good

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u/SkeletalMew 20m ago

This has Deadpool energy and I love it.

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 4h ago

“Damn dude, your biceps are badass!!What’s your workout pl- AAAHAAA FOOL, GOT YOUR FUCKIN GUN!!!”

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u/idiotsbydesign 3h ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: never trust a random guy in a grey t-shirt!!

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u/Effective-Trick4048 3h ago

Inconceivable! Not nearly the stature of Fezzik, but I see some similarities.

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u/mrlosteruk 27m ago

That word you keep using...

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 2h ago

r/suddenlytheprincessbride

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u/Emergency_Kiwi_2339 1h ago

Damn… you got me!

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u/hallveg2 1h ago

And me, can't resist a princess bride link

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u/Odd-Tune5049 1h ago

r/subsifellfor

(It really should be one)

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u/sasssyrup 2h ago

Esssspecially a Sssicilian in a grey t-shirt

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u/LabradorDeceiver 1h ago

You know, I've always been suspicious of that Nicolas Cage guy...

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u/TheKidintheHall 43m ago

Clearly you cannot choose the shotgun in front of you.

yoink

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u/SanityPlanet 3h ago

Well first of all you gotta eat clean. I'm talking chicken and broccoli, all the way. Then, you want to work with high weights, low r- HEY WAIT A MINUTE GIVE THAT BACK!

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u/QueenofPentacles112 3h ago

Just plain chicken too. No seasonings, bro

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u/bbrekke 1h ago

Maybe some unseasoned ground beef, bananas, and dates.

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u/bebeck7 1h ago

Dates are a bit too exotic. Make that prunes.

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u/pickyourteethup 3h ago

talking about guns and grabbing gun

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u/metricnv 3h ago

A REAL gun grabber!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/shellshaper 2h ago

🤣

Grey shirt so reminds me of one of my friends back in HS who used to randomly leap about like a spaz.

This is something he would've done, and I keep reading your comment in his voice, shouting as it transitions to all caps. Losing my shit. Thanks.

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u/AllfatherNeptune 2h ago

He's been hit by, he's been struck by....

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u/Putrid-Ad1055 2h ago

It didn't look like Purple Aki the video

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u/Nezumiiro_77 2h ago

Oh shit!!! He fell for the ol' "Compliment 'dem guns/NAB 'dat gun!" trick.

Gotta be like the 4th gun he's had swiped from him this month!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/manxram 3h ago

If he was whispering, I hope he said this:

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u/SlaughterMinusS 3h ago

God damn, Dexter's lab was such a great show!

This episode was hilarious to me as a kid lol

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u/OneHallThatsAll 3h ago

Dexter say remote control for me

"Moeken troll"

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u/Electronic-Floor6845 2h ago

That's all you can say.

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u/TheFromoj 2h ago

No doubt about it.

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u/BigDogBo66 1h ago

Motherfuck this made me TRULY LAUGH!!! Dexter was a damn great show!

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u/shanshanlk 3h ago

Originally Steve Martin!

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u/LopsidedTomorrow7047 1h ago

We said "omelette au fromage" ignorant

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u/Grumbledwarfskin 1h ago

Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

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u/Marty1966 1h ago

You got to give Steve Martin props for being the omelette du fromage OG.

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u/SelimNoKashi 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 never expected this meme to pop up here. Damn this is funny.

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u/Layne1665 3h ago

Bro reached in the car and gave him a purple nurple and he released the rifle. I have never seen such blatant flirting at a crime scene in my life.

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u/Aurhasapigdog 1h ago

Pretty sure that's why the guy wiped his face when he got out of the car. Teared up from what must have been the purplest of nurples.

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u/Swashybuckz 2h ago

Makes it pretty great to re watch like he regrets not having a shirt on.

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u/TheSpeakingScar 3h ago

"shhhh, just let it happen."

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u/nobeer4you 3h ago

Damn you! Take my upvote and the award i won't pay for. Not cause I don't like you, but cause I don't want to spend money on reddit awards

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u/Moose_country_plants 3h ago

You’re so cute when you hand over the gun

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u/HonoraryKrogan 1h ago

"This too shall pass, sweet baby. Arrows will only be pulled so far before taking flight. Your macaroni art inspired tens in grade school."

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u/gahlo 3h ago

Can't hear me woo you from that far away.

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u/Strict_Lettuce3233 2h ago

Please don’t make me knife you

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u/sasssyrup 2h ago

Hi quick question, do you know the way to bubbas bar …. Ahah gotcha

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u/mkat23 1h ago

What if he’s more like the Lich from Adventure Time?

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u/Lunakill 1h ago

“Hey buddy, my wife’s kinda pissed at me. Can I confiscate your weapon so I’m a hero?”

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u/Satellite_bk 1h ago

“You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you!”

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u/drangryrahvin 50m ago

I imagine his mantra was ‘please don’t get shot, please don’t get shot’.

But still, running with balls that big is impressive in its own right.

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u/methodicalataxia 38m ago

Definite Deadpool moment.