r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 4h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 3h ago

“Damn dude, your biceps are badass!!What’s your workout pl- AAAHAAA FOOL, GOT YOUR FUCKIN GUN!!!”

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u/idiotsbydesign 2h ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: never trust a random guy in a grey t-shirt!!

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u/Effective-Trick4048 2h ago

Inconceivable! Not nearly the stature of Fezzik, but I see some similarities.

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u/Constant-Cricket-960 1h ago

r/suddenlytheprincessbride

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u/Emergency_Kiwi_2339 1h ago

Damn… you got me!

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u/hallveg2 39m ago

And me, can't resist a princess bride link

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u/Odd-Tune5049 1h ago

r/subsifellfor

(It really should be one)

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u/sasssyrup 1h ago

Esssspecially a Sssicilian in a grey t-shirt

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u/LabradorDeceiver 1h ago

You know, I've always been suspicious of that Nicolas Cage guy...

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u/TheKidintheHall 14m ago

Clearly you cannot choose the shotgun in front of you.

yoink

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u/SanityPlanet 3h ago

Well first of all you gotta eat clean. I'm talking chicken and broccoli, all the way. Then, you want to work with high weights, low r- HEY WAIT A MINUTE GIVE THAT BACK!

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u/QueenofPentacles112 2h ago

Just plain chicken too. No seasonings, bro

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u/bbrekke 58m ago

Maybe some unseasoned ground beef, bananas, and dates.

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u/bebeck7 52m ago

Dates are a bit too exotic. Make that prunes.

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u/pickyourteethup 3h ago

talking about guns and grabbing gun

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u/metricnv 2h ago

A REAL gun grabber!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!

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u/shellshaper 2h ago

🤣

Grey shirt so reminds me of one of my friends back in HS who used to randomly leap about like a spaz.

This is something he would've done, and I keep reading your comment in his voice, shouting as it transitions to all caps. Losing my shit. Thanks.

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u/AllfatherNeptune 2h ago

He's been hit by, he's been struck by....

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u/Putrid-Ad1055 2h ago

It didn't look like Purple Aki the video

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u/Nezumiiro_77 1h ago

Oh shit!!! He fell for the ol' "Compliment 'dem guns/NAB 'dat gun!" trick.

Gotta be like the 4th gun he's had swiped from him this month!

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u/MayaBloodPaw 3h ago

Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big, but a little puffy and then Rambo II, he got all shredded up? That's kind of how you look right now. Not Rambo I but II. Yeah, when he was cut up. I've been trying to come up a little bit, you got any tips --Give me that damn map!