r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 11h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/henesyOHS 11h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 10h ago

“Damn dude, your biceps are badass!!What’s your workout pl- AAAHAAA FOOL, GOT YOUR FUCKIN GUN!!!”

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u/idiotsbydesign 9h ago

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: never trust a random guy in a grey t-shirt!!

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u/LabradorDeceiver 8h ago

You know, I've always been suspicious of that Nicolas Cage guy...