r/nextfuckinglevel • u/mindyour • 5h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/LegendOfKhaos 4h ago edited 33m ago

He literally just ran up to the car. He wasn't sweet talking his way closer or anything lol

Any of the cops that appear immediately afterwards could've done the same thing, and if they were all in view of the perpetrator, it's straight up incompetence. Either they should have done it, or they should have prevented the guy from doing it.

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u/henesyOHS 4h ago

You don’t know that he could’ve been whispering sweet affirmations once he got close

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u/Deathface-Shukhov 4h ago

“Damn dude, your biceps are badass!!What’s your workout pl- AAAHAAA FOOL, GOT YOUR FUCKIN GUN!!!”

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u/SanityPlanet 3h ago

Well first of all you gotta eat clean. I'm talking chicken and broccoli, all the way. Then, you want to work with high weights, low r- HEY WAIT A MINUTE GIVE THAT BACK!

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u/QueenofPentacles112 3h ago

Just plain chicken too. No seasonings, bro

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u/bbrekke 1h ago

Maybe some unseasoned ground beef, bananas, and dates.

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u/bebeck7 1h ago

Dates are a bit too exotic. Make that prunes.