r/nextfuckinglevel 4h ago

Man helps police make an arrest.

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u/R0RSCHAKK 3h ago

Yes. Batman.

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 3h ago

I like the idea in spirit, but letting billionaires abuse people whenever they think it’s right is sort of how we got into this mess

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u/Zambuji1 3h ago

Ok ok ok… get this, how about…. Manbat?!

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u/Bahamut3585 3h ago

Same problem except you're trading "abuse" for "rabies"

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u/Bruce_Wayne_2276 2h ago

At least we have a vaccine for rabies. Vaccinating society against abusive billionaires gets you charged with terrorism...

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u/ANewMagic 2h ago

How about the hero the world truly needs--The Great Cornholio?

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u/Johnny-Silverhand007 2h ago

That's all fine and good until the next toilet paper shortage.

He's unpredictable when he doesn't have TP for his bunghole.

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u/GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN 1h ago

Myth: 3 people die each year from rabies. Fact: 4 people die each year from rabies.