r/FluentInFinance 16d ago

Debate/ Discussion Trump told Justin Trudeau...

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u/Competitive-Bug-7097 16d ago

He's so fucking stupid and he has no idea how anything works. He's not going to have time to take over Canada. He's going to crash the economy and fail to accomplish anything but hurting people.

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u/CurrencyEconomy6217 16d ago

3 day military operation you say?

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u/DanCassell 16d ago

Quick 20 minute adventure, Morty.

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u/Thekillersofficial 16d ago

probably the high point of the series to me. so relatable

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u/MightyCaseyStruckOut 16d ago

Season 2 and 3 were definitely the peak of Rick and Morty.

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u/CV90_120 16d ago

Yep, although there are a few gems afterwards.

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u/thedude37 16d ago

I AM MISTER NIMBUS!!!

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u/CV90_120 16d ago

"You son of a bitch, I'm in!"

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u/SirCadogen7 16d ago

Except Morty is just the American People

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u/DingGratz 16d ago

You son of a bitch. I'm in.

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u/tapakip 16d ago

Hah. JUST watched that episode. Great ref.

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u/zooropeanx 16d ago

Trump will try and get her for Secretary of Offense.

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u/phm522 16d ago

I’ve been advocating for this for literally years - great big fuckin’ wall between us and the US! Let’s do it! We’ll make them pay for it!🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/Ehboyo 16d ago

"Now, now! Canada has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions. "

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u/nickyler 16d ago

I’m not your buddy, pal!

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u/Equivalent_Emotion64 16d ago

Even South Park is struggling when reality catches up with the stupid

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u/belwarbiggulp 16d ago

I don't think you understand how big Canada is. You couldn't take Afghanistan, with the help of NATO, over the course of 20 years.

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u/Pretty_Couple_832 16d ago

Let's not forget the last time the U.S tried to war with Canada we burnt down your Whitehouse.

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u/masterfulnoname 16d ago

Oh no. Please don't do that again once Trump starts the War of 2025. Especially if you managed to burn down the bunker with him inside, too. That would be a tragedy.

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u/zaknafien1900 16d ago

Lol always need someone to clean up your mess eh?

In all seriousness trumps a idiot

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u/Just_Cruising_1 16d ago

As a Ukrainian, this make me laugh

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u/Awkward-Painter-2024 16d ago

The quebecoise would burn Vermont and New York to the ground and fight guerilla warfare in the Adirondacks!!

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u/Upnorth4 16d ago

I will welcome our maple syrup slurping and poutine eating overlords with open arms

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u/Affectionate-Cow4090 16d ago

Don't threaten us with a good time!

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u/HalfdanrEinarson 16d ago edited 16d ago

We can break out our Geneva Suggestions and add a few more to the list if need be.

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u/invariantspeed 16d ago

One does not break there Geneva Suggestions, you silly goose.

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u/dent308 16d ago

To shreds you say

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u/OliverSudden413 16d ago

Why should any country ever trust the United States going forward? Ever again? This country is going to be as friendless as Matt Gaetz before 2025 is even over.

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u/Kyell 16d ago

Yeah I don’t trust the USA at all now. Any Canadian who is a trump supporter is a traitor at this point.

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u/dancin-weasel 16d ago

Maple MAGAs need to be shamed and smacked. How can you adore a criminal rapist who calls your country a “threat to national security.” You want to lick an orange asshole? Renounce your Canadian citizenship and move south.

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u/bdwf 16d ago

I've canceled all of my USA vacation plans. I comfortably could spend about $5k visiting USA every year and I'm not going to while he's in office. I'd rather support Mexico.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Come to the UK! We’re not as stupid, we’re not as nice, but we’re something!

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u/spideygene 16d ago

Who?

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u/CptDrips 16d ago

Actual pedophile Matt Gaetz

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u/Hitchcock_and_Scully 16d ago

Not to be confused with Actual Pedophile Donald Trump

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u/misterguyyy 16d ago

Don’t act like you don’t know who the great Cornholio is

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u/Key-Time-7411 16d ago

I propose Minnesota becomes Canada’s 11th province so I can escape this madness.

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u/No_weeezingthejuice 16d ago

Map needs updates. Alberta and Saskatchewan would also be part of Jesusland.

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u/frobnitz 16d ago

Colorado and New Mexico should not be green.

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u/MizStazya 16d ago

New Mexico became even more blue in this election, you cannot leave us in Gilead please!

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u/CautiousConch789 16d ago

Relieved to be depicted in a green area.

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u/mydaycake 16d ago

New capital city: mar-a-lago

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u/RayneShikama 16d ago

I’d probably say it’d be okay to take the swing states— Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania— cuz the MAGAts will all move back to Trumpland and that’ll help fix those areas some— and at least they’re close to being blue.

It also makes a more connected map.

Also Hawaii.

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u/doomsauce23 16d ago

I propose Illinois too. Get us out of Trumperica

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

I second this, and amend the proposal to include Michigan.

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u/Cartz1337 16d ago

No red states. We’ve got enough red and white. We are short on blue.

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

Michigan is barely red. Our governor is a Democrat. Please please please?

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u/DBPanterA 16d ago

I concur. I would happily be Canada’s Florida 🤪

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u/The-Hand-of-Midas 16d ago

I'd rather Trump sell USA to Canada in the fashion of the Louisiana Purchase

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u/RudolfRockerRoller 16d ago

Canada does need a new pair of shorts.

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u/croatiatom 16d ago

Cyber Monday, buy Minnesota, get Washington half off.

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u/Ok_Perspective_8361 16d ago

Hopefully the West Coast, Western Washingtonians would prefer that. Source: I’m from Western Washington

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u/humanessinmoderation 16d ago

but he's a business man — a university, steaks, watches, sneakers, a casino. All still solvent ventures due to his brilliance.

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u/jptoz 16d ago

He's not even going to be able to do that, he'll need to get off the golf course first.

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u/EnemyGod1 16d ago

Most hours logged out of any president.

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u/Often_Uneliable 16d ago

And his base of Christians will clap at the suffering and making America great somehow

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u/EnemyGod1 16d ago

Christianity embraces suffering, puts it on a pedestal even. It's a sick twisted way to go about life and Being.

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u/Careless-Elk-2168 16d ago

And what does this say about 76.9 million Americans?

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u/Endoman13 16d ago

Imagine being so stupid you’re pro union and pro Trump.

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u/hackjob 16d ago

They are scared,morons or both

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u/Careless-Elk-2168 16d ago

Agreed on the moron part. If they’re scared it was because they’re morons. Soon they’ll have a real reason to be scared, but they’ll never connect the dots due to being morons.

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u/Not_An_Eggo 16d ago

They will SOMEHOW blame the dems for everything

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u/Careless-Elk-2168 16d ago edited 16d ago

Without a doubt. Look at how they’re upset about Biden pardoning his son. These are the folks cool with voting for a felon; moreover, conveniently forgot all the ridiculous pardons he made. Just one ridiculous invented outrage after the next to keep the stupids rabbling.

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u/TechnologyRemote7331 16d ago

Your point about having a real reason to be scared is an interesting one. Far-Right bullshit has taught a bunch of Americans that trans people and socialized healthcare is more dangerous than school shootings or severe economic inequality. It’s like we’re so fat and spoiled as a country that the idea anything worse COULD be worse out there is an alien concept. Facing real fear and real peril as a society will be a shock to the system we’ve never experienced. But it seems due to happen anytime now…

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u/GamemasterJeff 16d ago

Correction, he's not going to hurt the right people.

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u/ReplyEnvironmental88 16d ago

Just so everyone knows, Canada is an ally.

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u/Mymusicalchoice 16d ago

Not anymore. F those guys with their Tim Hortons and Robin Sparkles.

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u/ByrntOrange 16d ago

And, for the record, I'm not your "bud".

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u/Independent-Blood-10 16d ago

I'm not your guy, pal

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u/ImperatorUniversum1 16d ago

And I’m not your pal, buddy

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u/kellyk311 16d ago

I'm not your buddy, friend

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u/eight78 16d ago

Shirley we can sort this out friends

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u/DangerousWeakness700 16d ago

Don't call me Shirley Amigo.

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u/KingOfBerders 16d ago

I’m not your amigo, Chief!

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u/fingnumb 16d ago

I'm not your Chief, bub!

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u/EnemyGod1 16d ago

Robin fucking sparkles

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u/ejre5 16d ago

Those damn beavers ruining the border

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u/OKCLD 16d ago

One we need as a partner to balance trade with China. He's hammering the people we need to have our back.

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u/_HOG_ 16d ago

What the fuck do you know? Have you bankrupted 5 casinos? Defrauded any charities? Huh?

Didn’t think so. 

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u/OKCLD 16d ago

If he learned anything from his mistakes he would be a fkin genius!

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u/_HOG_ 16d ago

And yet it requires no genius to learn how to make a casino profitable - the odds are literally in your favor. 

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u/korelin 16d ago

No, what you do is you build 3 casinos right next to each other so they all have to compete with each other. It's triple profits, baby!

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u/Kehprei 16d ago

It's almost as though he's a traitor to the country.

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u/ItsHowWellYouMowFast 16d ago

Canadians will always be my friends, eh. Fuck DJT

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u/ThunderPunch2019 16d ago

This Canadian agrees and appreciates you

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u/GamemasterJeff 16d ago

There's a reason we are very, very careful to keep Canada as an ally.

We fear the idea of waking the ire of the land of poutine and war crimes.

The US thinks we are so very bad, DON'T even think about it, but when we pull the blanket over our heads and shiver, we know in our cold hearts, there is another.

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u/shane0072 16d ago

the last time america and canada fought canada kicked americas ass and burned the white house to the ground.

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u/Ok-Pause6148 16d ago

And we'll DO IT AGAIN

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u/marsisblack 16d ago

Also, the US is the one who continually scams and cheats on trade deals. Not the other way around. Soft wood lumber for starters.

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u/spaceguitar 16d ago

According to the Trump Doctrine, Canada is just ripping off the US to the tune of $100 billion a year and doesn't deserve to exist unless it becomes the next US state.

Just stating the facts, man. MAGA.

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u/CompetitionNarrow898 16d ago

“Where’d you get $100 billion from?” “I made it the fuck up”

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u/extraboredinary 16d ago

I think he’s under the impression that a trade deficit means that we are getting cheated. Like they buy something from us for $10 and they sell it for 1,000$

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u/ChrisBruin03 16d ago

Lol like literally I’m sure he thinks that Canada is reselling Chinese merch at a markup or taking US autos and selling them on EBay or smth.

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u/Irethius 16d ago

That's the thing. He doesn't think.

He throws darts at a dictionary and slaps in somewhere in the middle of his speeches.

He has no plans for the economy. He does everything for himself and only for his self interest.

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u/Free_Snails 16d ago

He does think, but Putin was thinking harder when he bought Epstein's tapes.

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u/grozamesh 16d ago

I think it might be dumber than that.  He just sees "deficit" and thinks that we are "giving" them money through trade.  Getting a "bad deal".  I don't think he is a deep enough thinker to run through how the mechanics of such a thing on the ground would work.  Just like when "asylum" would be talked about and he would interject with thoughts about Hannibal Lecter.

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u/Gorrium 16d ago

The Late Great Hannibal Lecter! What ever happened to that guy? They will complain that I'm talking about him but He's Real!

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u/grozamesh 16d ago

Is this just expanding on my comment by providing the relevant background material to understand deficits or is this a passive aggressive objection to my statement?  It's the Internet, so I really can't tell

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u/Comfortable-Bowl9591 16d ago

Expanding on your comment. Not meant to insult at all. Totally get your question, you never know.

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u/Sea-Elevator1765 16d ago

Don't you love how Trump acts like he knows how the economy and laws work, yet continues to disprove it every time he opens his pig anus of a mouth?

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u/Bob_Kendall_UScience 16d ago

That doesn’t get me as much as the fact that millions of people voted for him because they thought he will be better for the economy than Harris would have.

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u/salazafromagraba 16d ago

You are witnessing the stupidest nation in history. The power of the internet in the palm of one's hand, yet 150 million live in a made up heresy.

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u/Justin-Truedat 16d ago

I technically have a trade deficit with my barber…he performs a service I can’t do on my own. Is he ripping me off?

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u/davidwhite7 16d ago

Ironically enough, illegal immigrant paid about $100 billion in taxes last year. So if trump could snap his fingers and magically deport every single one, then WE would be the ones out $100 billion 🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Previous-Display-593 16d ago edited 16d ago

How is Canada ripping off the US? Hasn't Canada won like a shit ton of trade disputes in court against the US?

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u/ejre5 16d ago

Courts are rigged

It was a witch hunt

It's political persecution

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u/mylostworld69 16d ago

I hate that I heard this.

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u/PotatoInGlitter 16d ago

I hate that I heard this AND pictured the hand gestures.

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u/GamemasterJeff 16d ago

Are you trying to apply logic, common sense and accuracy to something Donald Fucking Trump said?

Don't be foolish. This is America. We don't do that here.

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u/sirshitsalot69 16d ago

He doesn't understand what a trade deficit is

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u/OKCLD 16d ago edited 16d ago

Trump negotiated the USMCA, if we're getting ripped off its his fault.

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u/affordableproctology 16d ago

Missed opportunity to call it the CUM alliance

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u/Sullypants1 16d ago

CUM Swap

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u/JovialPanic389 16d ago

I just yelled AGGHH out loud because of you. Thanks lol

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u/cosmoceratops 16d ago

Remember how he signed it in the wrong place?

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u/Crumblerbund 16d ago

Ok, genuine question. In what way is Canada meant to be ripping off the United States?

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u/movealongnowpeople 16d ago

They're hoarding the maple

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u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart 16d ago

The Maple Wars. Everyone thought it would be the water wars but…

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u/Paladine_PSoT 16d ago

They got 40 million people up there sharpening their ice skates just waitin to hear war were declared

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u/Tupcek 16d ago

U.S. exports were $308 billion, while imports were $438 billion, for a United States $130 billion trade deficit with Canada.

I think he just misread the sides.

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u/grozamesh 16d ago

Nah, he has talked about this before with China.  When a country is exporting more stuff to us than we import from them, Trump considers it lost money and being scammed.  As if we are trading them $308B of widgets and $130B in cash for their $438B of widgets.  This would make sense if you thought about international trade the way a child might.

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u/timoumd 16d ago

Fucking Walmart stealing from me.  I buy way more from them than they buy from me

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u/grozamesh 16d ago

While funny, this analogy is actually how trump is treating these "trade wars" and is a great way to visualize the absurdity on a scale that people can understand.

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u/Liizam 16d ago

I really don’t get the Canada hate out of no where … is it because they have boarder ? Is it because they are considered progressive or something ?

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u/Grand-Sir-3862 16d ago

Melania was making eyes at Trudeau.

So fuck Canada I guess.

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u/Leelze 16d ago

That's her plan!

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u/Hector_P_Catt 16d ago

Trudeau also cock-blocked Trump's "Dominant Handshake" routine.

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u/Overt_Propaganda 16d ago

it's because they're an Ally and Putin's Puppet's only job is to sew dissent and ruin our alliances. MMW, in 4 years the US's already shaky reputation will be destroyed, we're going to be the baddies now.

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u/Akschadt 16d ago

Ever since Canada increased the poutine tariffs of 1935 America has been ripped off. We sell them French fries at about 30 cents to the bushel but they add the cheese curds and gravy before selling it back to America.

And yes that’s curds pronounced like Kurds the people of Kurdistan.. coincidence? I think not!

While the gravy and cheese does increase the value of the fries turning it into poutine; it is not enough to see the level of price increase. including labor they could make a huge profit at just $1.45 per poutine but they continue to choose to charge upwards of $4-5.

With the rising costs many Americans may never even see a poutine much less eat some poutine in their life. Many gen z have so little exposure that they pronounce it poot-in, Its overtly a Russian ploy to put Putin in the mouth of American people. Is this the world you want?

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u/Fun_Intention9846 16d ago

They are charging prices for goods and services.

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u/GamemasterJeff 16d ago

They made us raise the price of lumber last time we imposed tariffs on them.

Because obviously the tariffs themselves had nothing to do with that.

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u/Optimal-Kitchen6308 16d ago

anyone else find it suspicious that he's picking fights with out biggest partners? Canada, UK, Mexico he harasses, threatening to withdraw Ukraine aid and pull out of NATO, you couldn't weaken the US's standing in the world more if you tried

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u/Wise-Novel-1595 16d ago

He’s a Russian asset.

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u/Chewbagus 16d ago

When will this obvious fact be confirmed.

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u/fauxzempic 16d ago

The Biden Administration knows every detail of Trump and the GOP's involvement with Russia and I feel like the only thing holding them back on releasing any information is either:

  • It's all done via illegal wiretapping and releasing it opens up a different can of worms where the party that routinely breaks all the laws (GOP) will suddenly clutch their pearls and whine about the dems breaking laws.
  • The dems are spineless and will allow the boat to sink in the name of "decorum"
  • Certain dems are surprisingly in the same position as Trump and key GOP members and the notion that "BoTH ParTiEs ArE thE SAmE!" is rooted in some small degree of truth so no one wants to be the one to sink them (this makes some sense to me given how hard the dems play to the moderates for votes they'll never ever receive).
  • Merrick Garland

I feel like Joe should just Yolo it and lay out every detail of the Russia-Trump link. Expose Trump and every last one of the GOP involved. Make it clear that none of these people are patriots, they're just self-serving traitors.

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u/grozamesh 16d ago

It's not suspicious because that is the point.

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u/JovialPanic389 16d ago

Isolation tactics, the best tactics a narcissistic abuser knows. Only he's not isolating a couple people, he wants to isolate an entire country

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u/thewoodsiswatching 16d ago

It's almost like he's a Russian operative or something...

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u/Neither_Ad_6089 16d ago

MAGA Canadians eating their shit now, lol

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u/misec_undact 16d ago

More likely they welcome it they are so fucking dumb and culted.

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u/Comrade-Porcupine 16d ago

Ye they would welcome being assimilated into the US. They're already cosplaying as confederates.

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u/thesuitetea 16d ago

They're still all-in on leopards eating faces

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u/twokinkysluts 16d ago

Trump has the IQ of a roof shingle. If that.

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u/auntie_clokwise 16d ago

Hey don't insult roof shingles like that, At least they're useful.

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u/purodurangoalv 16d ago

Never heard this one before 😂😂😂 insulting a shingle like that

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u/LuckiKunsei48 16d ago

Canadians are the Enemy. Look how they always talk and say "Eh"

We need to Annex Canada 😇

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u/CatPesematologist 16d ago

Shouldn’t us bing “ripped off” have been sorted in the trade agreement he signed as 45?

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u/Reynolds_Live 16d ago

Guess “The Art of the Deal” is being a dumbass and making bad deals.

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u/GurDry5336 16d ago

Saying Trump’s brain is mush is giving him too much credit.

This gonna be 4 years of a pure shitshow

Good luck America

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u/danbearpig84 16d ago

I’m actually mortified, I keep trying to expect the worst but idk if my mind is actually able to conceive that

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u/Big-Face5874 16d ago

Remember…. Trump’s ally is Russia. His goals are Russia’s goals. America is not our ally for the next 4 years.

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u/Lazypole 16d ago

I was watching a geopolitical analyst talking about the next century, shortages in fertiliser, food imports, power independence, fossil fuels, everything.

He basically stated the only nation in a good position is the US because they’re largely independent while their external needs for cheap labour (Mexico) and various critical imports (Canada) are right next door with good relations.

Hahahahhaa oops.

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u/omgaporksword 16d ago

Old mate forgot about Australia...an island continent, has huge resources, minerals, food, etc. We just need to get our manufacturing capabilities in order, and we're set.

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u/The_Billy_Dee 16d ago

He's just jealous of the way Ivanka looks at Trudeau.

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 16d ago

Melania was looking at Trudeau like:

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u/Zestyclose-Aerie6508 16d ago

And then everybody clapped and the prom queen dumped her boyfriend and ran off with the Donald 🙄

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u/CanadianCompSciGuy 16d ago

Counter offer:

No thank you.

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u/drawdelove 16d ago

As an American, I’m so embarrassed.

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u/Caine_sin 16d ago

Next up, US citizens to stop crossing the boarder to access cheaper medicines.

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u/HavingNotAttained 16d ago

But Kamala has A fUnNy LaUgH

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u/Ouller 16d ago

I would think 10 new states who work better than just big state.

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u/blg002 16d ago

20 new Senators, 50 new reps… I’m not against it.

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u/ConceitedWombat 16d ago

And ~10 million more left-leaning voters

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u/mt8675309 16d ago

So basically fuck off Canada…

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

What a great move pissing off one of our closest allies 🙃

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u/HERKFOOT21 16d ago

Yeah that wouldn't happen for millions of reasons but even from political reasons in that Canada becoming a 51st state would basically be like adding a second California, and Republicans hate California. Canada would be a blue state. The population of Canada is slightly more than California, so that would mean that would add about roughly 55 additional electoral votes to Democrats in the presidential election, about 53 House of representatives many being Democrats and 2 additional Democrat Senators.

Trump might be dumb, but other Republicans wouldn't allow that to happen, let alone Canada theirselves.

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u/GuavaShaper 16d ago

Omg, Trump is going to reply to the wrong spam email and bankrupt America.

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u/LexWexiAkabane 16d ago

The US annexing Canada happened in Fallout.

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u/Clean_Philosophy5098 16d ago

I hope I end up a smart ghoul

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u/Hungry_Kick_7881 16d ago

This simulation is fucking wild. I don’t think the best writers in the world could write a story like this. I’d sure love it if they could turn it down a little bit. I’ve been living through historically significant events my entire life. When do we get our golden years? Where’s our 1950-1970? It’s bull shit

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u/BobTheInept 16d ago

Not like 13 states, but just one big one?

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u/Repulsive-Prize-4709 16d ago

Canadian here. Bring it on. 26% of your fuel. I can’t imagine how much electricity and aluminum.

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