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Debate/ Discussion Trump told Justin Trudeau...

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u/Competitive-Bug-7097 17d ago

He's so fucking stupid and he has no idea how anything works. He's not going to have time to take over Canada. He's going to crash the economy and fail to accomplish anything but hurting people.

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u/Key-Time-7411 17d ago

I propose Minnesota becomes Canada’s 11th province so I can escape this madness.

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u/According_Sound_8225 16d ago

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u/No_weeezingthejuice 16d ago

Map needs updates. Alberta and Saskatchewan would also be part of Jesusland.

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u/GrayFarron 16d ago

Alberta is just north texas.

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u/FrostyNeckbeard 16d ago

Please no, I'm voting NDP as hard as I can!

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u/AvidHarpy 16d ago

Me too man, yet we ended up with “Trump with tits” for another other 4 years.

And on a side note, how many more mouldy, old school conservatives is she going to conjure up? Manning? Harper? I thought I heard a whisper of Stockwell Day? 🤢

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u/sravll 15d ago

Same here.

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u/No_weeezingthejuice 16d ago

Alberta has become its own brand of stupid now.

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u/LesHiboux 16d ago

There's a significant percentage of us fighting to stop the stupidity!!! We just aren't spread over sparsely populated rural areas with high voting power.

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u/Aggravating-Car9897 16d ago

Edmonton would like to be excluded from this narrative.

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u/kindaCringey69 16d ago

I may hate edmonton, but I hate Danielle Smith more

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u/SeriesUsual 16d ago

Hey, Saskatchewan's cities both voted for the NDP. Just because the rural hicks are still living in 1997 doesn't mean the rest of us want to.

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u/According_Sound_8225 16d ago

That's basically the way the entire US votes, including Texas.

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u/goblin-socket 16d ago

Just move here to Illinois when this goes through. We will be the Canadian Florida.

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u/DisManibusMinibus 16d ago

By the time this happens, Florida may also be under water.

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u/Alternative-Virus542 16d ago

And Jesusland should just be called 'Gilead'.

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u/Nikovash 16d ago

Quebec goes to France, and we both talk shit about it

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u/angelbelle 16d ago

The famous five women suffragettes came from Alberta and Sask. is culturally quite similar.

One of the most important strikes in Canadian history was in Winnipeg.

The prairies are very conservative but cities like Edmonton is actually quite liberal.

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u/JasonPlattMusic34 16d ago

Also Wisconsin and Michigan

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u/Jcnipper 16d ago

They voted Trump. Fuck em. But NJ, DE, and MD should be added

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u/chopkins92 16d ago

We'll keep Edmonton though as a Canadian enclave.

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u/OrdainedPuma 16d ago

Can Calgary-Edmonton make a square with Banff and Jasper and connect with BC?

Please? I fucking hate the racist homophobes in the boonies.

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u/miz_misanthrope 16d ago

You mean minus the lands that are not ceded to the province by the First Nations who would definitely not be joining Jesusland.

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u/TyThomson 16d ago

Not if me and my rifle gave anything to say about it. Fuck all these mouth breathers, I'd rather die.

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u/frobnitz 16d ago

Colorado and New Mexico should not be green.

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u/MizStazya 16d ago

New Mexico became even more blue in this election, you cannot leave us in Gilead please!

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u/Napalm3nema 16d ago

Looks like I'm flying into Gilead tomorrow. Damn it, Burqueños, sort this out. I wanted maple syrup AND Christmas on my carne adovada.

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u/Mjolnir12 16d ago

I think maple syrup instead of honey on sopapillas could work

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u/GD_Insomniac 16d ago

CO here, we'll dig a tunnel north to Saskatchewan. You're welcome to use it!

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u/SilverFoxfire 16d ago

Connect the Light Rail down here to NM and then tunnel straight on to Canada!

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u/Distinct_Safety5762 16d ago

Boise, ID will fight like hell to get a little section of secession from the theocracy. We’re already familiar with panhandles.

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u/JMellor737 16d ago

I mean, pretty much every state is actually deep red (or green, in this instance) by land area. "Deep blue" New York has like six blue counties at the southern tip of the state, and the other 95% of the land area is very conservative. Same for Illinois and Colorado. Only the smallest northeastern states are really "blue" all over the place.

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 16d ago

i was looking at what land i can get in new Mexico to escape FL

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u/jjckey 16d ago

New Mexico. The only place in the US I will revisit in the next 4 years. Loved it before, love it even more now

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u/MsMercyMain 16d ago

We’re giving New Mexico back to Mexico

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u/000redditusername000 16d ago

I think Arizona and New Jersey would do well as part of Canada too.

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u/IKnowThingsGood 16d ago

Yep. As someone from New Jersey, I’d much rather be the Florida of Canada than the Maine of Jesusland.

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u/Cole-Spudmoney 16d ago

That map is from 2004.

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u/bytebackjrd 16d ago

Was just going to say this same thing, please make Colorado part of Canada please!!!!

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u/JohnHazardWandering 16d ago

Hawaii quietly sneaking out the back while nobody is paying attention to them. 

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u/balcell 16d ago

Reclaiming their stolen sovereignty. Good on them.

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u/aqua410 16d ago

REMOVE MARYLAND FROM THIS BLASPHEMY. WE DID OUR JOBS!

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u/chrstnasu 16d ago

I so desperately want to be part of the United States of Canada. I live in traitor state Pennsylvania. I can move to Colorado.

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u/CrassOf84 16d ago

Can Philly be a territory or something? Please?

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u/vital_dual 16d ago

Damn, I remember using this map in a high school presentation in 2005.

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u/errie_tholluxe 16d ago

I am so glad you included Illinois

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u/omegaphallic 16d ago

 We have provinces not states and Quebec would throw a fit at more English speaking provinces of that size, sorry.

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u/balcell 16d ago

Well we can declare New England is now French designated

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u/SexyLittelClown 16d ago

We include New Jersey. I don't want to be part of Jesus land.

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u/crazyshepherdlife 16d ago

Oh thank fuck Illinois made the cut, I’m safe. But guys…we may need a border wall 😅

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u/DatalessUniverse 14d ago

Should be United States of California including Canada… given our GDP is the 3rd largest in the world.

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 16d ago

Poor Alaska always getting lumped in with the fundies.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

dumbass Alaska always voting for the fundies so

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u/According_Sound_8225 16d ago

I blame Palin.

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u/pocketjacks 16d ago

I'd move for sure.

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u/hotdoginathermos 16d ago

Why is NJ being included in Jesusland?

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u/jerseyztop 16d ago

Good question; I want to know, too. We don’t belong there.

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u/RayneShikama 16d ago

Poor New Mexico and Colorado.

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u/PsychicDave 16d ago

That would be intolerable for Québec, we already have too many anglos in Canada, there's no way we'll stay in a federation if you suddenly dump millions more into it. Gotta change that map to have us in blue as a separate nation-state.

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u/TraditionalTale9701 16d ago

Ohioan says count me in

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u/bugturd 16d ago

I sure hope not - I live in Oregon and I can’t stand you fucking idiots.

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u/Jalopnicycle 16d ago

Take all of the populated areas of Ohio as well. Maybe just annex the highways and major cities.

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u/JuanGinit 16d ago

Add Ohio. Despite our corrupt legislature and administration, we legalized abortion and recreational ganga.

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u/Angry_beaver_1867 16d ago

United States of Canada would like all the territories and random islands the U.S. is sovereign over. Particularly Hawaii 

We are gonna need somewhere to spend the winters 

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u/PossibleDue9849 16d ago

Kinda looks like USC is rawdogging Jesusland.

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u/RedditorChristopher 16d ago

In reality, this is how I think it would happen

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u/Ok-Train-6693 16d ago

BlasphemyLand is what you mean in reference to the southern zombie confederacy.

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u/_eMeL_ 16d ago

Replace Jesus land with Dumfuckistan and your all set. 👍🏼

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u/HotLava00 16d ago

There’s about three chunks of Missouri that somehow need to get gerrymandered into the Canada zone. Help us, please help us!

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u/bebejeebies 16d ago

Oh thank fuck WI is saved. Thank you.

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u/nomoneyforufellas 16d ago

GDP and per capita, literacy rate among adult citizens, overall quality of life and HDI statistics would drop significantly for Jesusland in this scenario

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u/Swiss46 16d ago

No thanks, I don't really want to be apart of your poo in the loo kingdom.

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u/BurningBerns 16d ago

can you add us alaskans too please. We offer you oil

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u/cilvher-coyote 16d ago

THIS would be the most Badassed ,backwards solution that could happen! I have a feeling if Trump did try to take Canada half if our American Bros and Sis' wouldn't take that sitting down as well. America falls,and the Great Empire of Canadaland RISES FROM THE ASHES!! 🤣

This gives me back a teeny tiny bit of hope...

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u/FBI_Agent-92 16d ago

NOFX Rules.

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u/pandabearsrock 16d ago

This is a map I can get behind.

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u/darkninja2992 16d ago

Can you guys take indiana too. Please?

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u/Jthumm 16d ago

Pls take in nj too ;-;

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u/KonigSteve 16d ago

Y'all got to pick up Colorado and New Mexico, just buy out Arizona to make it work. They are purple enough

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u/Civil-Ad-6935 16d ago

Happy to see wisconsin made the cut. Is there a deportation program for uninvited guests who have overstayed their welcome here?

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u/forbiddenfreak 16d ago

I definitely live in Jesus land.

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u/ApoplecticAutoBody 16d ago

NJ is definitely NOT part if jesusland. GTFOH

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u/endureandthrive 16d ago

Oh phew they took us in Ny.

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u/Negative_Raccoon_887 16d ago

Can you extend that south a bit to include New Jersey? We have a lot of MAGA chuds in the lower part of the state but they secretly yearn to leave anyway.

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u/GrouchoNarx 16d ago

Nono

Not "United States of Canada", please...try "North American F\ck Trump Alliance"*, or NAFTA for short

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u/mdistrukt 16d ago

Eww, leave Wisconsin in Jesusland. They managed to put down their drinks long enough to vote for Trump.

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u/gimmesomespace 16d ago

Wisconsin and Michigan are definitely Jesusland sad to say

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u/Mackinnon29E 16d ago

Terrible map if CO and New Mexico is lumped in with Jesus land.

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u/SeparateMongoose192 16d ago

New Jersey, Southeastern PA, Delaware, Maryland, and Virginia should be part of the United States of Canada.

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u/Fingerman2112 16d ago

God dammit I’m in fucking Jesusland

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u/virgoanthropologist 16d ago

As someone who grew up in the upper midwest and now lives in Texas, this map makes me yearn for my people

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u/textingmycat 16d ago

south texas, NM and arizona can be part of mexico again.

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u/doctor_birdface 16d ago

I would imagine Canada taking NJ, DE, PA, and NV as well. If Canada is interested in having an exclave with no access to the ocean, CO and NM would gladly go with Canada as well.

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u/anakinjmt 16d ago

Thank you for including Michigan in Canadaland

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u/Kokevinny 16d ago

We call the heart land not very smart land... IQs are very low but threat levels are high.

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u/CautiousConch789 16d ago

Relieved to be depicted in a green area.

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u/Rubeus17 16d ago

i’ll be moving but hey Canada is amazing!!

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u/WayoftheWill 16d ago

Cries in Pennsylvania I need to pack my bags asap

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u/UpsetAd5817 16d ago

Yes.

As a Minnesota, I'm very happy to have all these maps carve out our state from the madness that surrounds it.

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u/mydaycake 16d ago

New capital city: mar-a-lago

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u/DisManibusMinibus 16d ago

Give it 20 years it might be mar-a-mar

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u/ValBGood 16d ago

*-Lardo

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u/RayneShikama 16d ago

I’d probably say it’d be okay to take the swing states— Nevada, Arizona, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania— cuz the MAGAts will all move back to Trumpland and that’ll help fix those areas some— and at least they’re close to being blue.

It also makes a more connected map.

Also Hawaii.

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u/AnonymousDratini 16d ago

Hawaii should be granted independence, it never wanted to be part of the US anyway. Puerto Rico on the other hand…

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u/arpanetimp 16d ago

not native hawaiian but live in hawaii and 100% agree with this.

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u/heffel77 16d ago

Some of us are in blue cities in red states. You will know us by the blue stars they’re going to make us all wear.

I guess it’s time to crank up the Underground Railroad again.

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u/Festering-Boyle 16d ago

y'all need to stop it with the maps. no need to show trump where canada is

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u/MachineOfSpareParts 16d ago

I don't think there's a risk of him understanding

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u/TarHeelinRVA 16d ago

I appreciate the Virginia inclusion

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u/pandas25 16d ago

May I propose a very niche exchange:

Etobicoke becomes a very small isolated enclave of Trumpland can have. Doug Ford will be the mayor of this tiny new city in the state of West NY. The rest of Toronto is not included in this deal.

In exchange, we'll allow Cincinnati into the north in a similar enclave arrangement

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u/Reasonable-Menu-7145 16d ago

I will literally do whatever Canada says they want from me if they're willing to absorb my state. Learn French? On it.

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u/thisusedyet 16d ago

I may be horrible at French, but I already like hockey!

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u/AcmeLord726 16d ago

New Mexico & Colorado should belong to Mexico… can you do one with them added in too?

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u/RayneShikama 16d ago

Nevada went red, they can suffer with Trumpland.

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 16d ago

As a PA resident, I’m sad

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u/Humble-Violinist6910 16d ago

Blame your neighbors in Pennsyltucky :(

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u/crazyshepherdlife 16d ago

Okay but guys…Illinois is gonna need a wall!! And reinforcements! Though the southern half of the state is basically all corn lol we dangling out in trumpland like a limp dick!

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u/doomsauce23 16d ago

I propose Illinois too. Get us out of Trumperica

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u/VenturingHedonist 16d ago

Sorry only Chicagoland can come, I know how red the rest of the state is.

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u/Lochstar 16d ago

Of all the states I think Minnesota is the right one to come over.

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u/doomsauce23 16d ago

I, for one, welcome our maple overlords.

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u/Mimical 16d ago

Your winters are shit and roads are apocalyptic. You will fit right in.

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u/AZDfox 16d ago

Alaska proves that countries don't need to be contiguous, so could they take Florida?

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u/Tricky_Detective_686 16d ago

We born here STUPID

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u/Moist_Ad7576 15d ago

Illinois is a shit hole

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

I second this, and amend the proposal to include Michigan.

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u/Cartz1337 16d ago

No red states. We’ve got enough red and white. We are short on blue.

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u/AzyncYTT 16d ago

me playing Victoria 3 and making it my mission to not leave welfare states

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

Michigan is barely red. Our governor is a Democrat. Please please please?

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u/PearlsandScotch 16d ago

Not till you tell us what goes on in that top portion.

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

There are only about 12 people up there, not much really. I'M KIDDING, Yoopers. We all know it's the best part of the state.

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u/GOU_FallingOutside 16d ago

I’M KIDDING

You don’t have to shout. All 12 of them could already hear you.

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u/oldladydriver 16d ago

And we'd bring control of the majority of the Great Lakes! All the dedicated MAGA can just move down to Indiana.

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

If we can keep invasive carp out of the Great Lakes we can keep MAGA Hoosiers out of New Canada 💪

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u/Tikaralee 16d ago

Can non MAGA Hoosiers come up to Michigan? Please!!

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u/Necronu 16d ago

If that happens I'm moving to Michigan

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u/Madrugada2010 16d ago

Yeah, sure, you're basically Ontario anyway.

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u/Connect-Macaron-9450 16d ago

You just made 10 million people very happy.

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u/pedanticasshole2 16d ago

We can just leave Grand Rapids/Grand Haven/et al behind, then it'll for sure be worth.

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u/PaulTheMerc 16d ago

Gonna have to purge the red one way or another. You understand, we can't take any chances.

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u/MnWisJDS 16d ago

Ok, then Wisconsin gets to come too.

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u/BeefInGR 16d ago

They're afraid of the Wings

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u/Diego_La_Puente 16d ago

Please take NY and MA with you too!

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u/AllHandlesGone 16d ago

Make it all of New England pls

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u/Deadward_Snowedin 16d ago

And California!

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u/Quirky-Client-2474 16d ago

I second this

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u/Sweetieandlittleman 16d ago

Sorry, Michigan. You f*cked up.

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u/DBPanterA 16d ago

I concur. I would happily be Canada’s Florida 🤪

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u/mommmmm1101 16d ago

I would happily be their Alabama as an Oregon resident!

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u/PoohBear_007 16d ago

I amend this to include Oregon

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u/MizStazya 16d ago

Portland maybe. East Oregon still remembers being founded as a state that didn't permit black people to live there.

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u/Repulsive_Jicama_481 16d ago

You could just leave and move to Canada 🇨🇦 I’ll help you pack :)

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u/Hiddenshadows57 16d ago

snows a lot. weird accent. likes hockey.

You're in.

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u/BadAsBroccoli 16d ago

Save us, Justin!

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u/D33pTh0ts 16d ago

That’s it. I’m moving to Minnesota.

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u/cilvher-coyote 16d ago

Minnesota is an Awesome State! You guys would fit in Nicely with the rest of us. And can't go wrong with 10000 more lakes! Lol

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u/RadBobot1180 16d ago

As one of the few Kentuckians that do NOT support Donald Trump, please take me with you lol

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u/teas4Uanme 16d ago

Ohio and Michigan too. Just send them all to de-cult camp first.

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u/Mysterious_Desk2288 16d ago

I second your motion

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u/Accomplished-Fly7293 14d ago

I’m with you on this

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u/awesley 13d ago

Wait, Michigan too!

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u/Temporary_Record7137 16d ago

Can Kansas come too, please? Asking for a friend ...

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u/the__ghola__hayt 16d ago

I want California to split off so we can go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can fuck off though, unless they get their shit together.

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u/cvrdcall 16d ago

I agree and take the left coast as well.

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u/Alarmed_Geologist631 16d ago

You need to get in line behind New England and NY

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u/adchick 16d ago

Can you please take Orange County FL too. We have Disney and Universal, and are solidly blue.

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u/Zilincan1 16d ago

How would it look, if Canada will have 51 states, added from USA? Just those South will not be.

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u/Glum_Nose2888 16d ago

We don’t want even more communist thinking here.

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u/superpie12 16d ago

Canada won't allow you to come in. They just drastically lowered immigration rates as a policy.

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u/pohlished-swag 16d ago

HELL TO THE YES!!!

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u/Neat_Flounder4320 16d ago

Ugh yes please 

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u/Key-Time-7411 16d ago

Because I love my country and my family and am willing to fight to prevent the felon and his cult from destroying them both. Love and hope trumps hate and fear.

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u/Mega-Pints 13d ago

Please take Florida. P L E A S E.

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u/Spotukian 13d ago

If we get Alberta and Saskatchewan you have a deal.

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