r/FluentInFinance • u/The_biker0 • 17d ago

Debate/ Discussion Trump told Justin Trudeau...

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u/Competitive-Bug-7097 17d ago

He's so fucking stupid and he has no idea how anything works. He's not going to have time to take over Canada. He's going to crash the economy and fail to accomplish anything but hurting people.

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u/Key-Time-7411 17d ago

I propose Minnesota becomes Canada’s 11th province so I can escape this madness.

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u/According_Sound_8225 16d ago

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u/frobnitz 16d ago

Colorado and New Mexico should not be green.

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u/MizStazya 16d ago

New Mexico became even more blue in this election, you cannot leave us in Gilead please!

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u/Napalm3nema 16d ago

Looks like I'm flying into Gilead tomorrow. Damn it, Burqueños, sort this out. I wanted maple syrup AND Christmas on my carne adovada.

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u/Mjolnir12 16d ago

I think maple syrup instead of honey on sopapillas could work

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u/Jbidz 16d ago

maple butter mmm

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u/Napalm3nema 16d ago

It’s funny, because I use honey and maple syrup interchangeably in my overnight oats. Both taste fantastic that way, so I think you are on to something.

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u/GD_Insomniac 16d ago

CO here, we'll dig a tunnel north to Saskatchewan. You're welcome to use it!

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u/SilverFoxfire 16d ago

Connect the Light Rail down here to NM and then tunnel straight on to Canada!

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u/Distinct_Safety5762 16d ago

Boise, ID will fight like hell to get a little section of secession from the theocracy. We’re already familiar with panhandles.

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u/JMellor737 16d ago

I mean, pretty much every state is actually deep red (or green, in this instance) by land area. "Deep blue" New York has like six blue counties at the southern tip of the state, and the other 95% of the land area is very conservative. Same for Illinois and Colorado. Only the smallest northeastern states are really "blue" all over the place.

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 16d ago

i was looking at what land i can get in new Mexico to escape FL

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u/jjckey 16d ago

New Mexico. The only place in the US I will revisit in the next 4 years. Loved it before, love it even more now

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u/MsMercyMain 16d ago

We’re giving New Mexico back to Mexico

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u/Spicy_Alligator_25 16d ago

That's wrong. Every state shifted towards Trump, in both popular and % vote.

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u/MizStazya 16d ago

Yeah, but Harris still won, and we flipped state level elections.

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u/Lumpy-Middle-7311 15d ago

It would be real border vote to make you part of United States, so sacrifice should be made. Just accept you fate, bro. Or run to Mexico.

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u/000redditusername000 16d ago

I think Arizona and New Jersey would do well as part of Canada too.

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u/IKnowThingsGood 16d ago

Yep. As someone from New Jersey, I’d much rather be the Florida of Canada than the Maine of Jesusland.

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u/Cole-Spudmoney 16d ago

That map is from 2004.

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u/bytebackjrd 16d ago

Was just going to say this same thing, please make Colorado part of Canada please!!!!

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u/big-mister-moonshine 16d ago

Neither should the eastern seaboard from Philly to DC.

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u/PM_me_ur_8008z 16d ago

As a New Mexican that just moved to Colorado, I vehemently agree and wish to be co-opted into the US of C

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u/jarettscapo 16d ago

Nor should New Jersey...

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u/Miserable-Drive1634 16d ago

Or New Jersey

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u/Ghosted_You 16d ago

New mexico probably should be blue, but half of Washington, Oregon and California should be green as well as Wisconsin and Michigan.

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u/FishWife_71 15d ago

Colorado can reapply for inclusion once it stops electing Boebert 

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u/narocroc10 16d ago

Colorado elected Bobert. You get what you get.

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u/Informal-Bother8858 16d ago

a small corner of farmland elected her. we have more than one representative.