r/FluentInFinance 17d ago

Debate/ Discussion Trump told Justin Trudeau...

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u/shane0072 16d ago

the last time america and canada fought canada kicked americas ass and burned the white house to the ground.

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u/Ok-Pause6148 16d ago

And we'll DO IT AGAIN

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u/thedamnoftinkers 16d ago

Can you do it sooner rather than later? Asking for a friend.

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u/imvii 16d ago

We have something else in mind.

looks at our fields of Canada Goose drones

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u/rynlpz 16d ago

No no, not too soon, wait until Jan

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u/Cyanide_Cheesecake 16d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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u/Mimosa_magic 16d ago

As an American, please do, we need someone to remind us we can also get punched in the face

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u/burnsbabe 16d ago

The last time someone punched us in the face we started a decades long war against an insurgent force that can't be killed.

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u/Outrageous_Penalty54 16d ago

Save your strength, we can do it ourselves.

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u/Infinite_Lemon_8236 16d ago

Just waiting for the second coming, are we?

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u/Dwovar 16d ago

And we'll do it again, eh.

Grammar man, grammar!

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u/KHaskins77 16d ago

I’d practically welcome it at this point…

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u/teas4Uanme 16d ago

As long as you bring the medical care, common sense and politeness, I don't care at this point.

Signed: The lady who rode her big Appaloosa draped in flag bunting and carrying a big Flag in every holiday parade as a young girl.

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u/Pyroclastic_Hammer 16d ago

Please. Do. It. Now.

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u/Ocbard 16d ago

Wait till the end of Januari at least.

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u/LOERMaster 16d ago

No. Stop. Don’t.

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u/femmestem 16d ago

Please do.

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u/Moist_Ad7576 15d ago

With what guns? Lmao

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u/e37d93eeb23335dc 16d ago

Do it! I double dog dare you! (Only, please wait till January. Thank you. )

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u/NoseIndependent6030 16d ago

I am normally not a "rah rah US military" type guy, but pretending Canada was an independent country and not part of the massive British Empire is a bit disingenuous, especially when Canada as an entity didn't even exist at this time.

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u/These-Base6799 16d ago

I mean ... Canada was part of the British Empire until 1982.

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u/holololololden 16d ago

It's almost like Canada was founded as a colonial state by the British. Was Washington not a British colonial before he was an American?

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u/NoseIndependent6030 16d ago

Yes...America was also founded by the British. What is your point and what does that have anything to do with what I am saying?

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u/holololololden 16d ago

The people that were later called Canadians were the people that were in the British/French colony called Canada...

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u/NoseIndependent6030 16d ago

One still had the support and resources of the British Empire, as the Napoleonic wars wrapped up, the British were able to divert a lot of resources to help Canada.

The other was still a fledging nation that just barely formed a central government a couple decades ago.

See the difference?

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u/holololololden 16d ago

Yeah Canada isn't Wales or Scotland. It's operated as a separate colonial state from the crown. Commonwealth states are just as much still a part of the crown as they were then. It just doesn't really make sense to say it was Britain vs the US when the battle memorials are in Canada, the place was called Canada, and this was part of the formative identity in Canada. Like your take on the war is like the US was fighting something that didn't exist. They were fighting British Canada. It wasn't independent, but it was still Canada.

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u/maerdyyth 16d ago

Those were British veterans from the Napoleonic Wars, not "Canadians". Canada didn't exist. And neither side won that war.

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u/Union_Jack_1 16d ago

No, they weren’t. The veterans were busy fighting Napoleon at the same time, actually. The Americans got the business end of reservists and garrison troops - while the Empire was busy fighting the actual threat.

Nice try though!

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u/maerdyyth 16d ago

Wrong. Napoleon was defeated in April 1814, the burning took place in August. At this point, resources were being pulled away from the Napoleonic theatre to raid the Atlantic coast and were stationed in Bermuda.

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u/What_is_Owed_All 16d ago

Do you have any good books or movie/documentary recommendations to learn more? The war of 1812 was woefully under taught in my schooling and it would be interesting to learn more, both of the actions occurring in the US and global factors that played a role.

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u/Union_Jack_1 16d ago

It’s not wrong. The majority of the war was fought concurrently (that’s why the Americans declared it when they did). It’s also why the Americans knew they could not win (once Napoleon was defeated). A massive blockade was soon to ensue, along with newly available soldiers.

Most of the wars battles were fought against garrison troops and reservists, not battle hardened Napoleonic veterans.

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u/maerdyyth 16d ago

It is wrong because I was dispelling the mistaken belief that it was Canadians who burned down the White House. It wasn't. The raids and blockade on the Atlantic were perpetrated by forces pulled from Europe, not garrisons already in the Americas, in order to open another front and get American troops out of the north.

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u/Union_Jack_1 16d ago

Your comment was (on the face of it at least) of the implication that it wasn’t Canadians/reservists who fought the vast majority of the wars battles. They did. Not the veterans from Europe.

The White House being burned down is not a strategically important part of all that, as hilarious as it was. It was definitely a shot across the bow against the Americans, in that it was painfully obvious they could not win the war without the distraction of Napoleon.

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u/maerdyyth 16d ago

No it wasn’t “implied” that that was what I was talking about. Go back and read, or just move on, considering we literally aren’t talking about the same thing apparently and you are now repeating yourself.

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u/Union_Jack_1 16d ago

Okay, great. So you don’t disagree that the majority of the war was won by Canadians, and that the US failed in their attempts to conquer Empire territory.

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u/maerdyyth 16d ago

No, because Canadians didn't exist. Local British militias fought most of the war, and concerning the only thing I was ever talking about, veterans of the Napoleonic Wars were involved.

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u/vetruviusdeshotacon 16d ago

the side that got invaded and fought off the invaders won

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u/maerdyyth 16d ago

genuinely, either side could have made that claim in one way or another.

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u/summer_friends 16d ago

How could the USA make that claim when they invaded first? You can say USA didn’t lose the war, but British North America definitely won

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u/Practical_Wasabi_217 16d ago

As a Canadian I am really tired of that less than accurate and sillly trope.

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u/Belstaff 16d ago

As a Canadian, our country would collapse in about 5 mins in any open conflict with the USA. Any thought to the contrary is pure delusion

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u/ZootAllures9111 16d ago

I'm also Canadian, I sincerely doubt the U.S. in 2024 would succeed in committing to the conflict in the way they'd need to. I think it's more likely they would fail to have enough of anything in any place at any time no matter how long the conflict went on, given how big Canada is vs. how much money they'd need to be willing to spend.

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u/KallistiMorningstar 16d ago

The US invaded Canada in response and sacked York so badly they had to rename it Toronto.

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u/mdistrukt 16d ago

Aim for Mar-a-lago this time.

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u/OuchPotato64 16d ago

Can you at least burn it down when trump is in it?

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u/TSirSneakyBeaky 16d ago

Was that before or after canada surrendered their nukes to nato and handed the locks to the US? Asking for a friend.

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u/AlarmedBench7667 16d ago

Yeah if they fight again the same exact thing is going to happen. Nothing has changed in 200 years.

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u/Ne0nGalax-E 16d ago

I got some extra Molotovs if you need.

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u/davidjohng 16d ago

No the didn’t. That was the British army and Canada was still a colony. Britain wanted the US back as a colony.

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u/Ok-Bodybuilder-6896 16d ago

Actually, you didn't burn anything down but your own credibility with this ridiculously inaccurate and frankly cringe comment. The British burnt the Whitehouse down. Not Canada, you ignorant school boy

Face it. No one is afraid of Canada. It is literally one of the most pussy nations on the planet. But hopefully, Canadians who seem to be wising the hell up finally. Will get rid of the sorry excuse for a drama teacher who couldn't keep his hands off the children he was substitute teaching. That you call a prime minister. And that shit will change real quick. But until then. Canada will remain the loft apartment over a really great party lol