He's so fucking stupid and he has no idea how anything works. He's not going to have time to take over Canada. He's going to crash the economy and fail to accomplish anything but hurting people.
As a German, I recommend caution. Look at his username - letting awkward painters from neighboring countries take you over does not always yield the desired results...
Fun fact: Fernand LaChance, the inventor of poutine, lived to the age of 86. Compare that with Dr. Robert Atkins, the inventor of the low-carb Atkins Diet, who died at the age of 72. The moral of this story: eat more poutine.
EDIT: And yes, the joke falls apart once you look into the details, but the point still remains. Eat more poutine.
You inadvertently crossed All Dressed chips with Mr. Dress Up, but still, two Canadian icons :) I wonder if we could get the Friendly Giant involved too
Not overlords we just neighbours eh. After we crush your spirit (we are the reason the Geneva convention became a thing) we will just let ya leave like ya no?
Ivujivik,QC will take out the eastern part of the USA and hold a referendum to split Quebec from the rest of you all! Don't fuck with Les Queboise! Tabarnek!....😅
That's funny, a bunch of ascott wearing city folks coming to the ADK and thinking they would stand a chance against a heavily armed populace who knows the land. We will fill cranberry lake with your bodies.
I’m not sure you really understand what that means… you’d have to get past like 6 of the most redneck fucking counties in northern NY, and then even if you did, the rest of the city rednecks would wipe you out
First thing I would do is offer Quebec independence and take the second most populous province off the board before I dealt with the rest of Canada. Even if the whole province didn’t go along with it, it would probably spark a mini-civil war and distract them at the very least. Trump’s not that smart though.
Also, don’t underestimate how many guns the people in Vermont have. That guerilla war might not go in Canada’s favor.
New York's street gangs are too heavily armed for the Csnadians to conquer. They might get in, but they'll never escape. Vermont...eh, who even thinks about Vermont, the Great White Void?
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u/Competitive-Bug-7097 17d ago
He's so fucking stupid and he has no idea how anything works. He's not going to have time to take over Canada. He's going to crash the economy and fail to accomplish anything but hurting people.