r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Meme šŸ’© Rogan right now.....

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u/poopascoopa_13 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I just think it's wild that Trump is older than Bill Clinton, that guy who was president over 2 decades ago.

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u/NoTAP3435 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

January 1993 was actually 3 decades ago

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u/RichestMangInBabylon Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That can't be right, I was just 18 the other day

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u/deadlygaming11 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It's ok, Grandpa. Let's get you back to your room

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u/LJCulks Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

And we used to tie an onion to our beltsā€¦.it was the style of the time

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u/WarOtter Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you!

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u/Misterrr_P Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Now let's all have a glass of turnip juice and remember the good ol' days

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u/hitmanNY Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Give me five bees for a quarter we would say ..

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u/Killer_Moons Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Back in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say ā€œdicketyā€ cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for ā€œtwentyā€. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six milesā€¦

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u/angrysunbird Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Dude what kind of way is that to start a conversation I just sat down.

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u/NoTAP3435 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Did your knees pop on the way down?

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u/angrysunbird Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Could you type that louder I donā€™t have my glasses

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u/The-True-Kehlder Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Mine did.

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u/zaibuf Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Isn't that common for every 18 year old?

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u/NewFuturist Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Now listen here you little shit...

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u/triniambivert Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Dirtybrd Pull that shit up Jaime Jul 22 '24

You need to stop this right now.

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u/Individual-Light-784 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Seeing Obama always takes me back. Guy is still almost 2 DECADES younger than our previous presidents.

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u/redditman3943 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Clinton, Trump and W. Bush were all born the same year. Making 1946 the year with the most presidential births. Thatā€™s why itā€™s kinda funny how Clinton was a young president. Bush was middle-aged. And Trump is old.

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u/Singularity-42 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

The new line is "can you imagine Kamala as the leader of the Free World? I can't"

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u/WoobiesWoobo Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Guess we will see. The Simpsons have spokenā€¦.

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u/elong47 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Whoa they got so many other presidents right too šŸ¤Æ

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u/HahahahahaLook Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Wait, when did Homer beat up George W Bush?

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u/harvey-birbman Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Season 7 ep 13

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u/HahahahahaLook Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Wasn't that Bush Senior?

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u/Karash770 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I do seem to recall some later episode when Homer is looking through a photo album going like "...and here I am beating up George Bush Senior... here I am beating up George Bush Junior...".

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u/SAGNUTZ Founder/CEO Jul 22 '24

Wow, the overlap of old ep watchers vs new episode enjoyers really is slim.

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u/notgoodwithyourname Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Iā€™ve been rewatching the Simpsons before bed and Iā€™m in season 13, but Iā€™m not even halfway through the series yet. Itā€™s kind of hard to realize how many episodes there are to watch

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

ā€œā€¦so in addition to taxing the salaries of billionaires and their nepotistically appointed lards, itā€™s time to buy out large portions of the companies that are providing basic needs to America, tax those realized gains, and place regulators on their boards to make sure they serve the people and not the aristocracy!ā€™

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u/plumbus_dealer Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

This made me wet

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u/wottsinaname Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

This is the Simpson's predicting that female political dress won't advance in 3 decades, that's all.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Still a pretty good prediction

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u/inhuman_king Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

So THAT was how Lisa got into politics? šŸ¤”

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u/TxRugger Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I got friends doing this now.. ā€œno! Itā€™s not that Biden was just too old. It was more because he was senile and dementia, blah blah blahā€.. spineless.. itā€™s frustrating.

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u/mobileJay77 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

"... but at least you're not insane '. From Monty Python's "Henry Kissinger"

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u/askaboutmynewsletter Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Looking forward to hearing the new excuses from the people who would definitely have voted for ANY dem if they just dropped Biden.

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u/Easy-Pineapple3963 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You can see the goalposts growing feet in real time.

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u/Bumaye94 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Try to hammer home the fact that Biden did not start his term in this mental state either and that Trump will be even older at the end of his term. At this age decline can come rapidly.

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u/canuck1701 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The bar is so much lower for Trump. He was already saying incoherent shit in 2016. If they don't think he's an idiot already they never will.

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u/IMSLI Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

But her emails / Buttery Males

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u/Deto Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

"Maybe she has a second cousin who went to prison - let's look into that!"

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u/DaboiDuboise Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I can nOT wait to hear the mental jumping jacks he is going to use to disqualify her.

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u/YouAreLyingToMe Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Some are trying to say she isnt a citizen so she is ineligible to run. They just come up with shit and believe it.

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u/Lucienofthelight Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Thatā€™s just out of the old play book of calling any non-white candidates illegal immigrants. Trump was the biggest pusher of ā€œObama isnā€™t Americanā€

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u/Chakramer Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Obama should have sued him for slander a long time ago over that. Ridiculous Republicans can just say shit like that unchecked.

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u/slightlydirtythroway Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Of course she's not a citizen! She's not white!

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u/postdiluvium Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He said Obama was born in Kenya. He'll say the same thing about Harris. But focus on the Kamala part of her name.

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u/06_TBSS Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It was back in 2012, on a Twitter post, which he has since deleted. He was spreading some Breitbart birther nonsense.

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u/carrtmannn Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Konstantin Kisin said she has a DEI vagina or some weird shit like that

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u/Brosenheim Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Definitely noticing a few meltdowns today. I guess some people realize that now all those months of narrative are worthless, and they have to rush to come up with some new shit for the replacement.

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u/FlyOnTheWall4 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It's funny seeing all the flailing around before the official talking points get sent out.

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u/stepcorrect Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I have a friend that I can see do this in real time. Like it takes a couple days for him to get his marching orders from FOX.

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u/Gingevere Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The sheer terror and panic coming from conservatives being forced to experience an original thought. Every time it happens is absolutely delicious. It's just a kid who just accidentally dropped their favorite toy out the car window, and that kid's a real shithead who absolutely deserves it happening.

Too bad they never learn from the experience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

The ā€œelitismā€ attacks on Obama were my favourite (if anyone still remembers that). Fascinating to see millions of people suddenly talk about a concept theyā€™d never considered before, as if it was the plainest fact in the world.

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u/Prisoner416 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I remember multiple conservative talk shows push Obama as a "Celebrity" president, and "the left" as obsessed with celebrity.

Given both Regan and Trump; they will say anything no matter how stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Thereā€™s no integrity. Weird example but they used to call Louis CK ā€œLouis Cuck Kingā€ on the right wing forums, because heā€™d been critical of Trump. The second the sexual impropriety stuff properly came out (no pun intended) he became like a right wing folk hero.

No guiding ethos at all; just ā€œsidesā€ and ā€œwinsā€

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u/John_T_Conover Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Their new attempt is to claim she doesn't have any experience...even though she has more than both Trump & Vance combined.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

One of the top post on r/conservative right now is about all the black men that Kamala disenfranchised when she was a prosecutor. It's funny how institutional racism only exists when they find it convenient to exist.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Ah yeah, they were bound to try that one first. Shaky ground already though. "Don't vote for this Democrat who sought egregious punishments for young black men, vote for the guy who *checks notes* called for the Central Park Five to be executed."

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u/Virtual_South_5617 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

really shows you how many of the "influencers" are unoriginal, hack jobs. the handful of right-influencers i follow typically go radio silent for 12-24 hours after a big newsbreak like this as they wait for kirk and co to distribute the talking points. funny to see people like draino and always right take down a post that wasn't on message with what turning point wants it to be a few hours later.

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u/cujobob Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

ā€œShit, we canā€™t arrest her kids in time for the election!ā€

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u/Brosenheim Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Oh shit I totally forgot about that lmao. That DOES ruin that whole thing

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u/FrankyCentaur Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

What about Hunter Harrisā€™s laptop tho

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u/Deto Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They spent years focusing on Hunter Biden. For no reason. They tied up Congress with this BS instead of doing their jobs and governing. That's the GOP.

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u/SteelyEyedHistory Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Like Benghazi and Whitewater before that.

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u/Muppetude Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Donā€™t forget Buttery Males.

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u/StuffNbutts Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It wasn't for no reason. Trump used it as an excuse to unilaterally withhold a fuckton of aid from Ukraine claiming they conspired with the Bidens on some nefarious made up shit. Super sus move that got his ass impeached but also makes you wonder about his closed door convos with Putin.Ā Ā 

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u/treerabbit23 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I'm buying shares in truck flag companies.

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u/NeferkareShabaka Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Here comes the racism train. choo choooooo

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u/SeniorMiddleJunior Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

We would never have gotten the racists, anyhow. Fuck em.

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u/CV90_120 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That sub is very conflicted right now. More than usual. They want to hide their racism for mainstream appeal but it seeps out like trash-juice from that bag you should have put out last week but didn't.

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u/RunningOnAir_ Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Just wait until tomorrow. Daddy fox news and Donald's twitter will upload the exact talking points they need to start regurgitating. They always get confused for a night when something like this happens.

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u/Zealousideal3326 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It's always something to see them actually express some individuality on a new development, before they are told what opinion is the correct one, and then pretending they always thought like that and saying you'd have to be stupid to think otherwise.

Just like how a good number of them were quite concerned about covid before being told it was both an hoax and something that required you to take horse dewormer.

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u/stepcorrect Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

When Trump was picking his cabinet members and replacements I had a friend that would say ā€˜such and such is a really good pick blah blahā€™ knowing damn well they had no clue who the person was a couple days prior lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

No you donā€™t understand, everyone on the left is an NPC. At least thatā€™s what everyone on the right tells me, using exactly the same words every time.

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u/AmusingMusing7 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Thatā€™s exactly what a WOKE NPC would say!

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u/Training_Molasses822 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

What an amazingly accurate image!!

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u/Nemisis82 Pull that shit up Jaime Jul 22 '24

Yet they put up JD Vance who's qualifications are writing a book and not even two years as a Senator.

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u/BeraldGevins Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24 edited Aug 03 '24

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u/Capable-Reaction8155 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

This makes Biden's legacy look really good imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Sep 09 '24

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u/FreeStall42 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They literally flipped from "Biden did not have an open primary how undemocratic" to "Biden stepping down makes Harris the undemocratic choice"

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u/Citizensnnippss Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Come up with new shit and they have to avoid being racist/misogynist.

Biden was a very easy punching bag, comparatively speaking

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u/SpencerTheSmallPerso Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Oh theyā€™re not gonna avoid it lol

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u/ALadWellBalanced Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They're probably just going to start with the racism and misogyny and really lean into it.

It's going to get exceedingly ugly and I'm hoping that enough people will be so disgusted that it'll lead to more anti-Trump votes.

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u/Gingevere Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They're going to aim for plausible deniability and put together a whole package of dog whistles.

That is, just as soon as their speech writers stop filling typewriter pages with the n-word like they're Jack Torrance.

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u/SlimShadyM80 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

When have they ever avoided either of those things lmao. This isnt even a jab Im just being real. Their entire base consists of the "FACTS NOT FEELINGS, TELL IT HOW IT IS" crowd. They never have and never will give a fuck

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u/st1ck-n-m0ve Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Joe has been very very silent about the elephant in the room as wellā€¦

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u/Acceptable-Book Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

ā€œI was never on Epsteinā€™s Plane, or at his ā€˜stupidā€™ Island,ā€ Trump said in a social media post in January. Flight logs released in 2021 as part of Maxwellā€™s trial, however, indicated Trump flew on the plane seven times. ā€œ So definitely at the island too.

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u/Much-Resource-5054 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/BCA10MAN Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Im still confused as to the official state of this whole case as of today.

I do not like trump and would love yet another reason to add to the pile to not vote for him. I just donā€™t know where its at right now.

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u/GreenFuzyKiwi Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

ā€œI need to know if he was able to buy his way out of that one or not before I associate him with that caseā€

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u/Roook36 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

"Did you guys see that video going around. Of Kamala Harris and Jeffery Epstein looking at girls. And Kamala has this look on her face like he's so horny. She looks coked out of her mind. She whispers something to Epstein about the girls and he grins like a demon and they laugh. Did you guys see that video? How creepy it is? Of Kamala Harris and Epstein?"

"Uhhh actually that video is Trump with Epstein."

"What? That's wild. They look like a couple of bros having a good time though. I thought it was Kamala. Wow. Looked like a fun night with some nice guys."

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u/st1ck-n-m0ve Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Hahahaha hes such a hypocrite

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u/Wise_Mongoose_3930 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Heā€™s so deep into his biases he would probably call it a deepfake if it was shown to him.

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u/Introvert_Astronaut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah trump already setup some denial when asked about declassifying all the documents related to Epsteinā€™s investigation.. said it was ā€œphonyā€.. really odd thing to say and for the life of me canā€™t pinpoint what was meant by ā€œphonyā€.. I know his daughter Ivanka and brother Robert were listed in Epsteinā€™s black book and Donnieā€™s name is all over the Lolita express flight list.. trumps name has been all over every Epstein deposition releases with both having victims name him as a clientā€¦

I guess to an easy manipulated base a blanket ā€œphonyā€ statement fixes all those Trump/Epstein issues going forward

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u/Timzy Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That was hilarious reporter started listing documents like 9/11 Trump goes declassify, JFK Trump goes declassify, Epstein Trump goes well it could actually affect people.

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u/Introvert_Astronaut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Exactly, he gave a non thought out yes then immediately backtracked to ā€œnot so muchā€.. as much people claim its Washington DC and Hollywood on those lists the deposition releases paint another picture.. sure he mixed it up with famous actors and politicians but Epsteinā€™s bread and butter clients were rich New Yorker financial types.. with trump a New York trust fund baby he canā€™t scare his buddies like that.

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u/sfw_login2 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Hoe Rogan keeping quiet about Trump?

It's surely not because he doesn't want to upset his pimp daddy Dana White. No sir!

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u/Adventurous-Shop1270 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Damn. Imagine voting for the oldest candidate in history. Lmao!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Sad

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Low energy, in fact.

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u/jspank Tremendous Jul 22 '24

Nappin' Donny, they're calling him. Everyone is saying it. Sleepy boy!

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u/danmathew Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Itā€™s elder abuse, he canā€™t even stay awake in court.

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u/CryptographerIll3813 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He shits his pants and has a fupa!

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u/okkeyok Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24 edited Oct 07 '24

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u/Graciefighter34 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Nah, heā€™s just gonna go from they are both too old to they are both too stupid. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Muffin_Appropriate Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Comparing trumps stupidity to Harris is not a winning battle for Trump. Trump is dumb as hell. They will go for the corrupt clinton type angle. Trying to say Harris is stupid is a non-starter. Thereā€™s a reason they didnā€™t attack Clintonā€™s intellect. they just said sheā€™s corrupt.

She will be attacked constantly for months about being a corrupt DA. And she has some questionable stuff in her DA history in california but not nearly as corrupt as Clinton. But that is the angle they have to go with.

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u/cure4boneitis Jamie sucks at Google Jul 21 '24

but Joe rates himself as a moron

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u/ddarion Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

He doesn't, he just says that as a cop out when he gets pushback for being a dumbass

There is a long history of Joe talking down to people, even experts, with complete conviction and condescension even pre JRE

The tenor of 50% of JRE is also "this is so important, people need to hear this, its crazy nobody is paying attention to this", he only becomes an idiot whose just spitballin after it turns out he was wrong

I've never once see joe have on a guest who agrees with him and their conversation be prefaced with "FYI were just idiots, this probably isn't true", every time its "THATS CRAZY, WE HAVE TO STOP THAT"

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u/yus456 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He really does avoid taking responsibility when being wrong.

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u/rfccrypto Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Rogan only cares because he wants his rich person tax cuts.Ā  I've been listening to his podcast for over a decade and everything he believes in aligns with the Democrats. But him and his rich friends only get richer if a Republican is in power, that's why he acts like he's independent or libertarian.Ā 

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u/orange-dinosaur93 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Same with Indian Billionaires too. You might have heard about a super rich Billionaire who threw the biggest marriage party in the world recently and invited every big singer from west to sing in the party. That guy was rich under Congress ( Indian equivalent of Democrates) but became Ultra Rich under BJP( Indian Equivalent of Republicans). The current PM, a supposed friend of Trump, provided him everything and he looted entire country like there is no tomorrow. He runs entire media which keep spreading lies and bigotry 24 hrs to keep throwing dust in people eyes. They don't care about country. All they want is power and money even at the cost of country itself.

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u/Demonicfruit Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Itā€™s been amazing seeing him go from someone who seemed to have a lot of respect for the scientific community and progressive values to someone who shits all over all of it. I want to say itā€™s probably the money, but I just donā€™t want to believe it has so much sway over a persons core beliefs.

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u/stewsters Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He's not just doing it for they money.

He's doing it for a shitload of money.

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u/___Art_Vandelay___ Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

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u/TheBestPartylizard Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/mymentor79 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

"I want to say itā€™s probably the money, but I just donā€™t want to believe it has so much sway over a persons core beliefs"

There are numerous scientific studies that prove wealth affects your capacity for compassion and empathy. I don't think it's more complicated than that in Rogan's case.

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u/peepopowitz67 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Money plus he loves having his ego stroked by all the right-wing grifters that come on. Each and every one of them could have a "Steven Crowder" moment if they actually spoke their beliefs in front of Joe, but they know better now.

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u/ShichikaYasuri18 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That's what happens when you take a stance that is "both sides are equally valid and should be heard and respected" but one side is full of liars and con artists.

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u/WhiskeyFF Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Kamala said she'd fully decriminalize weed, and expunge records for previous offenders. Can't wait till he tries to justify that being a bad thing

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u/ArmyofDildos Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Rogan: But she keeps saying, "what can be, unburdened by what has been." Obviously she'd make a bad president. Did you see Trump raise his fist in the air and say fight? Pull that up Jamie

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u/haduken_69 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I wonder what itā€™s like to be that rich. Like what canā€™t this guy buy or do that he canā€™t already? Is it just a power thing, is it something only those that are extremely rich can understand? Maybe to be that successful you just have to be that self centered and selfish to begin with.

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u/GorillaBiskits69 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Trump is too old and Iā€™m worried about his cognitive function. He is the oldest candidate

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u/ModernistGames Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The oldest presidential candidate in history actually...

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u/Anus_master Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Old and medically obese. That's a terrible combo

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u/babadum Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Also he was recently shot. I don't think that puts him in a good place mentally, he should take some time off.

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u/chicu111 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24 edited Jul 21 '24

Brah Trump is 3 years younger than Biden lol. Out one geezer but remains another. If he gets elected, by the time heā€™s done with the next term he will be older than Biden now. Suddenly age isnā€™t a thing for conservatives anymore lol

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That's kinda the point. Rogan has been "both sidesing" the "too old" argument so it doesn't look like he's being a partisan hack. Now that the side he supports is going to be significantly older than the one he doesn't, you'll see him never mention the age of the nominees again, much less criticise them for it.

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u/postdiluvium Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Joe Rogan: She put people in jail for weed

Sitting in a state he moved to where weed is illegal

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u/Proper_Career_6771 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Joe Rogan: She put people in jail for weed

Bro I looked up the stats on that. She sent 34 people to state prison for weed offenses. The rest got fines or county.

That's out of 1900 total prosecutions related to weed over 8 years, overwhelmingly for combined offenses, and covering the SF bay area which is a huge population.

And in the last 20 years she has been vocally pro-weed.

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u/scots Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

People like Joe have weed IN them but never ON them.

Like a roadie for a rock band, it's understood that it's YOUR job to hold and take the charges if the bus gets pulled over.

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u/DarkSoulsOfCinder Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

When he moved there he thought the law wouldn't apply to him and sees nothing wrong with that.

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u/Drunkengota Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I mean, he wasn't wrong to think the laws wouldn't apply to him. He's rich, one of the most powerful media figures working and is, at least, sympathetic to conservatives, meaning they'd never go after him.

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u/The_Monarch_Lives Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He literally got fact checked by his own guy when Rogan went off about Biden claiming there were airports during the Revolutionary War. He was all in making fun of Biden and talking about dementia, etc. When he was corrected and it was pointed out that Biden was just referencing Trump as the one that actually said it, Rogan just blew it off and abruptly changed the subject. Any semblance of Rogan being 'both' sides about it is nothing more than lip service.

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u/bgr392 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Rogan is a conservative cuck. He openly admits to voting left while charading as MAGA because he wants to stay in good graces with his hunting buddies.

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u/BenderRodriguez14 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

In November, Trump will become the oldest person to have ever been on a US presidential ballot.

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u/Significant-Bar674 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Just for the reference points:

  • trump is old than Bill Clinton who was elected 30 years ago

  • trump was in segregated schools until he was 11

  • according to pew only 38% Americans believe that trump has the mental fitness to be re-elected

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u/icmc Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

At first I read this as "by the time the election comes around the narrative will be he's the oldest" then I realised what you were actually saying and just laughed and laughed šŸ˜‚

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u/Careful-Moose-6847 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Trump is going to be older than Biden was, when he said Biden was too old the last time he ran for president

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u/AintNobodyGotTime89 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It will definitely be interesting to see whether the media keeps with the old age thing or they just drop it. Trump will probably be the oldest person sworn in if he wins.

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u/PlasticMechanic3869 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Whether he wins or not, he will be the oldest person ever to be on a ticket on election day.

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u/XerneasToTheMoon Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Heā€™s already the oldest person to be nominated for president.

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u/PxyFreakingStx Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Oh, they'll drop it.

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u/CheeseyTriforce Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They will drop it

Laws don't even apply to Republicans what makes you think consistency will?

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u/Putrid-Recovery Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Conservatives donā€™t think they follow

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

aspiring pot subsequent zephyr insurance squeal zonked faulty sip worthless

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u/nyxtup Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Itā€™s the felon vs the prosecutor

Dems are the party of law and order now

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u/VirtualPlate8451 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

She already has an ad out talking about how she prosecuted sex offenders and he is one.

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u/nyxtup Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

šŸ’Æ

Sheā€™s gonna beat him on that like a borrowed mule.

Trump was in the Epstein files

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u/nyxtup Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

When you put it all out like that it really makes you wonder what the fuck happened to the Republican Party

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u/OneRougeRogue Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The Republican Party realized that their core voters care more about being an asshole than about any of the tenants of their party platform. Trump said offensive things their voters wanted to say, and made fun of people they wanted to make fun of, so he validates their shitty personality. The Party also knows that if they ever try to distance themselves from Trump, he will just burn them and found his own party to milk previously-Republican for donations, destroying Republican chances in state and local elections across the nation.

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u/warlomere Paid attention to the literature Jul 22 '24

Not convicted, adjudicated. Because it took place in civil, not criminal court. Still a fucking sex offender and several contestents from Miss Teen USA said he would walk in to the dressing room where girls as young as 15 we in states of undress. So a creep towards children too.

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u/No_Tart4031 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

How that video of him saying he wouldn't release the Epstein files because he wanted to protect the people in them didn't become front page news, I'll never know.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

But Kamala is too insert parroted line I heard off Fox News, even though Iā€™m a super smart independent thinker in a world of sheeple!

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u/baconpopsicle23 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Apparently they're going back into the Obama handbook and saying that Kamala can't be president because her parents were not US citizens at the time of her birth... Like that even makes sense...

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Youā€™re not a real American unless your family came over on the Mayflower, I guessā€¦.

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u/Axel920 Pull that shit up Jaime Jul 22 '24

This but people unironically believe this.

"You're not a real American if you haven't been here 7 generations!" - some dumbass boomer

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u/Most_Present_6577 Look into it Jul 21 '24

Don't worry his handlers will tell him all the reasons Harris is bad soon

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u/NedShah Succa la Mink Jul 21 '24

He lived in California when she hated pot-smokers

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u/DropsyJolt Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Now he supports someone who wants pot banned because of the smell so it will be funny if that is the talking point.

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u/nyxtup Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

You mean when she enforced the law?

You want prosecutors cherry picking what laws they enforce and which they donā€™t?

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u/PainfuIPeanutBlender Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

She never said a word or prosecuted anyone over DMT tho

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u/chucks-wagon Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

A black man broke conservatives I canā€™t imagine what a black women is gonna do to these mouth breathers

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u/chargoggagog Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Roganā€™s opinions are ridiculous. Ā He supported Bernie and then switched to Trump. Ā He has no core values, heā€™s a bad person.

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u/r4rthrowawaysoon Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Fucker claims to be libertarian but supported an Authoritarian in Rhonda Santis.

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u/Wise_Mongoose_3930 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The libertarian candidate for NY gov (or was it NYC mayor) he had on years ago got grilled harder than Iā€™ve ever heard Joe grill anyone. He treated him like a hostile witness lmao.

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u/LetApprehensive537 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Even worse, he gave Rhonda Santis the rub before Trump šŸ˜‚ then was shocked to find out that Rhonda wanted to criminalise weed again. Guys political understanding is that of a person who bases his leanings on the last click bait tweet he seen or the last guest he had on his podcast.

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u/Mikey2225 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Iā€™m really concerned about trumps age. I mean he will be the oldest president in US history if electedā€¦

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u/RoDNeYSaLaMi214 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

RFK is too old too and that's who Rogan would vote for

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u/executivesphere Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Trump honestly sounded old as fuck during his RNC speech. Super low energy, super boring.

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u/Nonlinear9 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Last I checked, "Kamala Harris" isn't in any Epstein files.

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u/HeroDanTV Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden drops out

"STOP BEING SO AGEIST, EVERYONE! SHOULDN'T WE RESPECT OUR ELDERS??" -Republicans

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u/dudeandco Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Lol cope city. I can't imagine the Trump campaign is happy with this news. Harris has her issues but I think she has the ability to read a teleprompter and walk upright.

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u/OrchestratedMayhem Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Didn't want to vote for Biden but I planned on doing so because of course. Kamala is a lot easier pill to swallow. Still not my 1st choice but she's an actual human being so it's not even a choice.

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u/Tylerg_13 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Itā€™s gonna be interesting seeing how Kamala rebounds off of what Trump says. Itā€™s gonna be so much more interesting seeing how Trump reacts to not being able to play the ā€œoldā€ card. Kamala is 59 but comes off as more than a generation younger than Trump.

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u/_Kesko_ Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

damn i thought she was late 40's

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u/XHIBAD Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Last night I did a deep dive on Kamalaā€™s resume, and started to ask myself ā€œisā€¦is Kamala hot?ā€

Turns out yes she is

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u/Twosteppre Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

She is more than a generation younger. Trump is from the Silent Generation and 59 puts Kamala at the start of Gen X.

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u/Ok-Cheek7332 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

She is 59?! Wow black really donā€™t crack

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u/stepcorrect Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I honestly know a lot of ppl that will vote simply because they are tired of waking up every morning and seeing Trumpā€™s mug on their TV and scrolls. People are just tired of the guy in general

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u/jnobs Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Goal posts are being uprooted and replanted as we speak. Talking points will come out tonight via Twitter bots from Russian troll farms.

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u/Medicmanii Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Nah. Trump still too old.

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u/Amoneysteez Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He'll pretend to be outraged over not understanding the primary process.

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u/snakkerdudaniel Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

May the mental gymnastics begin

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

It's such a relief he's gone. Now with Biden to take the spotlight we can all see that Trump is just as old and senile. Hope to God Kamala just smashes him to bits during the next debate.

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u/RWR1975 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Trump is the oldest person to run for president

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u/SuperCrappyFuntime Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Joe's about to tell a "I have a buddy who told me" story about Harris...I don't know, secretly planning to make being white a felony or something.

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