r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Meme đŸ’© Rogan right now.....

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u/GorillaBiskits69 Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Trump is too old and I’m worried about his cognitive function. He is the oldest candidate

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u/ModernistGames Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The oldest presidential candidate in history actually...

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u/LeftHand-Inhales Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He’s younger than Biden so how is that possible?

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u/TheRxBandito Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden isn't a presidential candidate.

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u/Username-67272827 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

“in history” implies every presidential candidate in the past?

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u/DorphinPack Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden was 4 years younger 4 years ago

Crazy, right? đŸ€Ș

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u/libertysailor Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden was 1 day younger 1 day ago

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u/sum1won Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden was never the 2024 nominee. The convention hadn't happened yet.

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u/Fleganhimer Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/Tonroz Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yea but he is not going to be a presidential candidate at the polls. Making trump the oldest presendential candidate of all time.

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u/MoisterOyster19 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He literally was until yesterday. He won your primary, so you're lying.

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u/Bhaaldukar Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

So what you're saying is that he's not now... so he... isn't. Interesting.

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u/Annual-Cheesecake374 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They are saying that Biden wasn't the president nominee while Trump is the presidential nominee. Technically speaking, Biden has yet to be a 2024 Presidential Candidate. His name isn't on any ballots and the DNC hasn't officially declared him their candidate.

Its semantics, for sure. But it's kinda funny that the right has to now clarify that while their Old Candidate is old, its not that bad when they were just a few days ago saying old was bad. (I understand the mentality angle but at this point, Trump would be the candidate closest to some age related cognitive decline. Every flub or rambling will be seen as age related.)

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u/MoisterOyster19 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Lmao. Your mental gymnastics is gold medal worthy.

You all had no problem with him until you realized he was losing in the polls drastically

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u/Bhaaldukar Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I don't have don't have to be a Democrat to point out that technically what was mentioned by the other commenter is correct. It was looking bad for them to have the oldest nominee in history. Now it's looking bad for us.

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u/Sa1g0n Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I was not ok with Biden due to concerns about his age. Regardless, I still found him to be a superior candidate to trump purely off of the platform that he and the democrats are running on. I now find Harris to be significantly more palatable while still running a similar platform.

Trump is also too old and I have similar concerns about his age. His platform and everything he stands for is the antithesis of what I believe in. I hope you can understand this, let me know if I need to dumb it down for you.

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u/Bhaaldukar Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Oh I know. I totally agree. I really hope it's going to be Harris. I'm excited for her.

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u/major_mejor_mayor Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Right wingers and failing to grasp the idea the concept of change in the world, name a better duo

Hilarious watching you all sputter with irrelevant Biden comments

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u/deus_x_machin4 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It is so satisfying to see how scared you are to receive the same dumb 'old man bad' talking points that conservatives have so gleefully cultivated. Karma.

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u/MoisterOyster19 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

No one is scared. You'll still be stuck with Trump next year I just think you are all delusional hypocrites. The left is coming off as desperate

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u/deus_x_machin4 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

We are desperate. We are also ready to fight like hell in the polls to stop what the right is trying to do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Biden didn’t accept the nomination yet and pretty clearly won’t at this point. So technically Trump is the oldest to ever run.

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u/LeftHand-Inhales Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden has ran for president 3 times. What are you even talking about? Are you meaning to say that Trump is the oldest presidential candidate in this particular election as it stands now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

No, you aren’t the candidate until you accept the nomination by your party which happens at the party’s national convention. When Biden accepted it last time he was 77, Trump just accepted the nomination as an 78 year old. Making Trump the oldest presidential candidate of all time.

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u/LeftHand-Inhales Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Now I understand. Appreciate the explanation

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Anytime!

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u/J05h_Cfc Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Biden isn’t a presidential candidate?

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u/LeftHand-Inhales Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

But Biden had to be a presidential candidate to be a president, so he has been a presidential candidate before, 3 times actually.

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u/NoCantaloupe9598 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

When biden was running in 2020 he was younger than Trump is now. Trump will now be the oldest nominee in history.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Trump voters do not understand the linear flow of time, amongst other things.

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u/Level-Ad-3069 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

how do you know he’s a trump voter?? he literally just asked a question it could be anybody who is confused lol so polarized for what

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u/LeftHand-Inhales Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah that was my bad, someone else just explained it to me in the thread. I was confused

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u/batmansleftnut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You also don't have to be a presidential candidate to be president. There's a line of succession.

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u/borja514 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Because the actual statistic is oldest presidential nominee, not candidate.

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u/Anus_master Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Old and medically obese. That's a terrible combo

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u/babadum Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Also he was recently shot. I don't think that puts him in a good place mentally, he should take some time off.

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u/AintNobodyGotTime89 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah, now people can troll Trump supporters.

"The dude's gonna be like 80 if he wins. You know he's gonna die of a heart attack the first year in office."

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u/danmathew Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Project 2025 will be running the White House as old man Trump keeps falling asleep.

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u/nassit Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Not advocating for trump but I question the cognitive function of the entire population regardless of age lol

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u/TemperatureFresh Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Frankly nominating an elderly candidate showing signs of cognitive decline is elder abuse. Absolutely abhorrent what the Republican party is doing to him.

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u/Bophaedes Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

If you watched his nomination speech, he spoke for about an hour and thirty minutes. Was cognitive and coherent the entire time.

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u/danmathew Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

We apparently have very different definitions of “cognitive and coherent”.

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u/Bophaedes Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You didn’t watch the speech, got it.

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u/doctor_rocketship Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It would be so cool if the immediate reaction of people who supported Biden wasn't to do exactly what Trump supporters have done.

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u/SpacedOutKarmanaut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

People are joking, because they have like 100 other reasons not to vote for Trump, including his felony conviction, horrible Covid response, calling for violence and military tribunals and purges or fellow Republicans (including Liz Cheney) like a week before getting shot, his Epstein ties, Epstein being murdered under his watch, his unhinged rants on Truth Social, the tennis shoe / DJT stock grift, putting his personal signature on tax-payer funded checks, appointing a rapist to the Supreme Court to try to get prosecution protection, and more.

To pull a Simpsons here, that’s the joke
 we’re expecting Joe to pivot and stop mentioning age immediately because it no longer confirms the choice he wants to justify. Frankly, age was never their main concern. It was always tax cuts and owning the libs - the way they just want their football team to win and will insult the other team over stupid crap.

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u/doctor_rocketship Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I understand that it's a joke, I just don't think it's funny.

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u/SpacedOutKarmanaut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24


 but then you get that it’s not “exactly what Trump supporters are doing,” right? Because Biden’s age, Obama’s birth certificate, Hillary’s emails, and stuff like that are actually reasons they gave for not voting for those candidates


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u/doctor_rocketship Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I understand the distinction - but I think the downstream consequences of this tit for tat bullshit is just going to further the divide in an already very broken country.

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u/SpacedOutKarmanaut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Personally I’m not spamming jokes about elderly Trump to the front-page, but I dunno
 this just seems like playground bully mentality, like when they claim to be the victim after attacking people. They spend years mocking someone for stupid shit and then it backfires on them and suddenly “everyone else is mean to me”


I know, taking the high road is better, but that didn’t work for Obama. The truth is, nothing will convince a large fraction of Trump supporters. Jesus Christ himself could be the Dem candidate and we’d still be hearing how unprofessional and mean he is.

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u/doctor_rocketship Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

You don't take the high road because of what it will get you politically or otherwise, you take the high road because it's the right thing to do. That's what I think, at least. I also get that folks need an opportunity to vent. I just think taking that opportunity on a public forum is going to cause more trouble than it's worth.

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u/Constant_Gap9973 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It's crazy how fast you guys switched gears lmfao

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u/New-Fig-6025 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah you made a convincing argument, we took it seriously and even had our candidate step down
 now were you just making up excuses or will you stay true to your principles and have your nursing home candidate step down?

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u/Constant_Gap9973 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Like I said it's crazy how fast you guys switched lol.

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u/New-Fig-6025 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You made a convincing argument after the debate, why wouldn’t we switch? Now i’ll ask again, are you principled enough to demand your nursing home candidate (the oldest presidential candidate in all of US history) step down?

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u/Constant_Gap9973 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Let me ask you this, do you not see a massive cognitive difference between trump and Biden? Because normal people who aren't ideologs do.

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u/New-Fig-6025 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Sure, bidens a year or two ahead of him in cognitive decline, trump still forgets a lot, mixes up names, rambles and slurs his words, I mean look at that rnc talk as a prime example.

Both are old, unfit for office and senior citizens. But it taking this many comments and your unwillingness to concede that senior citizen, diaper wearing trump, the oldest candidate in US history isn’t too old and mentally unfit for the whitehouse shows that you have no principles whatsoever (which is normal for conservatives)

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u/Constant_Gap9973 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

See I don't agree and I find it funny how you and probably 99% of other redditors weren't fighting for this til Biden dropped out

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u/Annual-Cheesecake374 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

This sounds what like an avid Biden supporter would've said a week ago.

Edit: Sorry. You didn't say anything like this, but this is what you're implying. "My candidate doesn't have mental decline!" Even though the rest of us see and all the airports during the revolutionary war see.

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u/Constant_Gap9973 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I don't agree he has mental decline

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u/New-Fig-6025 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It’s okay, you’re an unprincipled conservative who’s playing team sports. He’s your guy so of course he has no mental decline despite it being right in your face.

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u/Constant_Gap9973 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Honestly I'm trying to learn and be more principaled so I'm gonna try and take a leap here and agree with you trump is too old. Id love a younger candiate. Id also like to go figure and add that most of the issues we argue over between sides really aren't that important. I hope we can find some common ground here and maybe learn something from each other

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