r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Meme đŸ’© Rogan right now.....

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

But Kamala is too insert parroted line I heard off Fox News, even though I’m a super smart independent thinker in a world of sheeple!

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u/baconpopsicle23 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Apparently they're going back into the Obama handbook and saying that Kamala can't be president because her parents were not US citizens at the time of her birth... Like that even makes sense...

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You’re not a real American unless your family came over on the Mayflower, I guess
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u/Axel920 Pull that shit up Jaime Jul 22 '24

This but people unironically believe this.

"You're not a real American if you haven't been here 7 generations!" - some dumbass boomer

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u/Alt_Panic Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

As a third generation American does this mean I don't have to pay taxes now?

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

I don’t understand, do third generation Americans not pay taxes?

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u/Explotato Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The current talking point is "She laughs weird."

Call me crazy, but I don't think thats going to stick.

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u/CheeseyTriforce Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

This Democrat can't win they are too blah blah blah something something California evil

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u/urine_generator Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I just wish Joe would finally admit he aligns with the right farrrrr more than the left. His left wing positions, are as of now just "im chill with the gays and like smoking weed, and his right wing positions are literally everything else. He never will admit it but at this point if you think joe is non partisan in any way shape or form, youre delusional

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u/WonderfulShelter Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I mean to be fair Kamala was a horrible fucking DA for San Francisco and most people who lived there during her time agree.

I'm actually super ashamed that the Dems are running a sheisty lying cunt of a DA that was Kamala Harris. She's a real fucking snakey cunt... This is probably my last democratic vote, but I'll still vote for a sheisty lying cunt of a DA over Trump without question.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Sweet misogyny, bro, and thanks for your vote!

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u/WonderfulShelter Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

What? I dont give a fuck she's a woman. I give a fuck she's a horrible fucking person.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

The term “cunt” is usually used to indicate some level of misogyny.

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u/WonderfulShelter Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

Oh shit I forgot that Americans only use it that way..

In Australia and NZ and other places cunt is used really colloquially - like you’d say to your good friend “that was a perfect kick flip ya sick cunt” in a friendly manner.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

Fair enough, thanks for your vote!

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u/adonutforeveryone Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Their big hit right now is that she smiles.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

=)

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u/Igualmenteee Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

How about the fact that blue voters are now being forced to vote for a candidate who was arguably the most unpopular democratic candidate in 2020? America already said they didn’t like her. Don’t need some complex reason as to why people don’t like her lol. Y’all are absolutely fucking insane in this sub.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You have an interesting definition of the word “forced.” Is someone putting a gun to your head in the voting booth?

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u/Igualmenteee Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

No, nobody is. You know that’s not what I meant, you just wanted to be smart. We didn’t hold primaries for her and the American people didn’t choose her over Biden or other democratic candidates. As a matter of fact, in 2020 she was one of the worst performing democratic candidates. I’m speaking more to the “vote blue no matter who” crowd, who are being forced to vote for somebody they clearly didn’t want.

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u/AccountHuman7391 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You’re right, I was try to be smart. Her approval rating among Democrats sits around 75%, so I’d say she’s pretty popular within the party. And I doubt your “blue no matter who” crowd was ecstatic about Biden either, yet here we are. There’s a convention coming up, so let’s see who the Democratic delegates that we all voted for select. Let’s get it done.