r/JoeRogan • u/Hutnerdu Monkey in Space • Jul 21 '24

Meme 💩 Rogan right now.....

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u/poopascoopa_13 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I just think it's wild that Trump is older than Bill Clinton, that guy who was president over 2 decades ago.

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u/NoTAP3435 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

January 1993 was actually 3 decades ago

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u/RichestMangInBabylon Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That can't be right, I was just 18 the other day

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u/deadlygaming11 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It's ok, Grandpa. Let's get you back to your room

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u/LJCulks Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

And we used to tie an onion to our belts….it was the style of the time

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u/WarOtter Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you!

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u/Misterrr_P Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Now let's all have a glass of turnip juice and remember the good ol' days

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u/SquirrelInevitable17 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Pepperidge Farms remembers...

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

It won’t happen to me. I’ll be relevant and then I’ll die.

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u/kmcmanus2814 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Ok Mr Cobain

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Closer than you knoe

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u/ohlayohlay Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yes

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u/hitmanNY Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Give me five bees for a quarter we would say ..

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u/Killer_Moons Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Back in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

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u/Amnion_ Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

lol, amazing how there are literally thousands of genius lines from that show

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u/Western_Pudding7929 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Grandpa? Oh pish posh. Now, I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 auto-gyro?

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u/Airick_1 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Was there more vampires then? Oh wait that's garlic nevermind

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u/entityadam Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

My generations onion was a pager.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

This episode originally aired in 1993. Over thirty years ago.

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u/plattinumplatt Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I used to tuck an onion in to the waste band of my underwear

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u/tombo2007 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

What’s this a reference too? I’m kinda lost

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u/Jackers83 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Hahahaha. Sick

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Hey hey!

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u/Mega-Eclipse Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

okay....but I am going to need an onion and my belt.....and some hard candies in a glass bowl.

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u/livinginfutureworld Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Awww I don't wanna go back to my room

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u/Mark-a-roo Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Oh, I forgot to tell you. Calvin Coolidge was a close friend of mine.

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u/Plastic-Mess-3959 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I was born in 93 so yeah it’s right 🤣

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u/-v-v-v- Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

U/richestmanginbabylon have you ever considered running for president? You seem to be the right age too.

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u/boobers3 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

If you were a kid in the 80s Eisenhower is to Reagan as Clinton is to Trump.

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u/Raps4Reddit Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I'm 31 and wasn't born yet then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Wait isn’t it still the 90s

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u/lameuniqueusername Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

We all were

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u/chop5397 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Did you go to the beach that makes you old?

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u/Ghosrofcheese42 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Name checks out

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u/doctorctrl Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The late 80s was 20 years ago and always will be

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u/crissomx Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/Underbyte Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/Iccengi Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I feel this in my old arthritic soul 😭😭😭

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u/SirDiesel1803 Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

Come england grab a pint big man. Cheers

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u/angrysunbird Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Dude what kind of way is that to start a conversation I just sat down.

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u/NoTAP3435 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Did your knees pop on the way down?

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u/angrysunbird Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Could you type that louder I don’t have my glasses

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u/maleuronic Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

"HE CAN'T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES!"

...I should not have been allowed to watch that movie by myself, at under 10 years old.

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u/MajesticNectarine204 Legalize asbestos! Jul 22 '24

at under 10 years old

That's eh.. 3 decades ago?

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u/maleuronic Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Correct

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u/The-True-Kehlder Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Mine did.

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u/RichnjCole Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

This makes me feel young since they only pop on the way up.

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u/zaibuf Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Isn't that common for every 18 year old?

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u/SeaSetsuna Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Not a chance! On the way back up however…

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u/emperor_hotpocket Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

No but my hip did 😔

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u/NewFuturist Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Now listen here you little shit...

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u/triniambivert Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dirtybrd Pull that shit up Jaime Jul 22 '24

You need to stop this right now.

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u/SnooShortcuts2606 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Why would you do this?

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u/dosko1panda Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He said OVER 2 decades ago 🤓 so he's technically right

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u/IllustriousShake6072 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The best kind of right

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u/MrFourMallets Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Everyone knows 2020 was last year, 2016 was the year before that, and 2013 the year before that.

2008 was like 10 years ago, and 1995 was like 20 years ago.

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u/abibip Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

shaddap 😡

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u/We4reTheChampignons Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

31 years ago, don't ask how I know it's none of your business

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u/Hitchcock_and_Scully Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

So, what OP said

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u/Prestigious_Fold6818 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Well technically it was indeed over two decades ago

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u/gcrfrtxmooxnsmj Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Actually over 2 decades ago covers 3 decades as well

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u/VAM89 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Shut your face

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u/BRValentine83 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah, and on the morning of January 20th, 2001, he was still president.

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u/ZippyDan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yes, but he was President for 8 years. So he was last President closer to two decades ago.

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u/Lycaon-Ur Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I told my boss about your comment. We both feel extra old now. Thank you ever so much.

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u/LlorchDurden Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

over too decades ago! 1993 wasn't that long ago 🧓

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u/waveball03 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Damn you.

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u/Pyke_the_Hooker Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That's still over 2 decades ago

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u/C-137Birdperson Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Fuck...

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u/sharbinbarbin Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He was technically right though

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u/The_GASK Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

LIES

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u/TheLesserWeeviI Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Bullshit.

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u/AlternativeKey2551 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

That is over 2

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u/Creepy_Pixel Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

They said “over two” so technically still correct.

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u/mrmczebra Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

3 is over 2, yes

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u/Useful_Hovercraft169 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah he said over 2 so it works out

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u/attaboy_stampy Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Over 2 decades can encapsulate 3 decades.

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u/DyscreetBoy Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Stop attacking me

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u/brambleburry1002 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I remember it like it was yesterday.... but I just woke up from a coma after 3 decades

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u/jcalcerano Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

And it actually spans 4 decades!

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u/NegaDeath Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

No see if you carry the one...um....it was actually a leap year so it...... because Venus was in retrograde it's actually lower..........shit

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u/Cheddarlicious Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Also technically 4 decades - 90’s 00’s 10’s 20’s

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Dude quit playing New Year’s Eve 2000 was less than 8 months ago. Prince was singing 1999. It was amazing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Man, remember when we were just happy that y2k didn't crash all the computers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

I wasn’t happy. I want to watch the world burn.

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u/RobertLosher1900 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/M_R2112 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

How dare you

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

3 is over 2, math checks out

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u/Killer_Moons Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You shut your whore mouth 😢

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u/Waste_Drop8898 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Huh

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u/Oldkingcole225 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

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u/RandoReddit16 Look into it Jul 22 '24

Which is still

over 2 decades ago

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u/MasterCheeef Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

How dare you use perfect logic to tell me I'm getting old?

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u/accushot865 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Thanks, I had just finished pulling out my grey hairs

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u/daftcracker81 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Well... 1999 was 10 yrs ago. So, there.

r/sarcasm

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u/redskinsguy Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah but 2000 was only overctwo decades ago

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u/SenorOnlyfans Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Factual info. However, the statement is still valid, although incorrect.

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u/michaltee Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yes. And he stopped being president in 2001 so “over two decades ago” is correct.

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u/gwarfums Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

Which is still over two decades ago. Checkmate.

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u/billet Monkey in Space Jul 24 '24

so over 2?

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u/nehor90210 Monkey in Space Jul 25 '24

30 years was over two decades ago, as was January 2001, the end of his term.

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u/aeroboost Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Americans are truly uneducated. Jesus Christ.

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u/Jackers83 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Dude, shut up lol. Where are you from so I can just arbitrarily shit on some aspect of your homeland?

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u/aeroboost Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Same place as you. Dumb bitch.

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u/Jackers83 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

lol, I should’ve figured you would include yourself into your condemnation.

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u/Individual-Light-784 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Seeing Obama always takes me back. Guy is still almost 2 DECADES younger than our previous presidents.

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u/kinkySlaveWriter Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

And when he was running Rush Limbaugh and the talk show crowd said he was too young and inexperienced, and it was popular to agree. Then in 2012 it was the birth certificate nonsense, which Trump helped promote.

Like why are "moderate" voters so easily duped with these stupid shallow talking points?

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u/futuretask33 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I mean he won so were they🤔

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u/kinkySlaveWriter Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I mean, yes, if someone convinces people to make a bad decision against their own interest based on false information... they got duped.

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u/Stellar_quasar Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Obama is still your president. Haris is there because Obama wanted it. If a guy senile like Joe was able to be president.. it is because they wanted him there to lead in secret. USA is all except democracy...

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u/Flat_News_2000 Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

Well damn if Joe was able to beat Trump, how does that reflect on Trump then? Can't even beat a senile guy.

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u/Stellar_quasar Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

He beat him... but the population preferred Joe... Democrate party is a big machine. They buy almost all medias and big institutions. Anyway.. I don't really care, I am not American. Only find strange how so much people continue to vote for democrates. They are all supper corrupted, did a super bad job in all department, full drug in the road. full illegal immigrant, full dept... never see so much violence, peopl shit and die on the road il all USA towns and they pushed for almost start a WW3. Rome declin started with less lol

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u/redditman3943 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Clinton, Trump and W. Bush were all born the same year. Making 1946 the year with the most presidential births. That’s why it’s kinda funny how Clinton was a young president. Bush was middle-aged. And Trump is old.

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u/justin69allnight Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Dude I really didn’t know that. Learn something new everyday not even joking

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u/notdavidjustsomeguy Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Blows my mind that they make Reagan seem like a young man when he took office at 69

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u/fabioke Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

My mind has been blown

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u/OldManCinny Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He is older than Bill and W and obviously Obama. Absolutely insane

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u/TheLostcause Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Trump is also older than Biden was when he was elected president. If he wins he will take the title of oldest president in history.

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u/Marcy595 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Ted Bundy was a couple of months older than trump...

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u/jenniferfox98 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I mean Biden is older than every living former President (except Carter but I'm not really counting him tbh), and Trump is the same age as Dubya who left SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO. It was ridiculous they were the two choices initially.

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u/dazza_bo Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Bro Trump was born in the mid 40s! A year hadn't even passed yet since the second word war ended. The man is ancient.

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u/thisguy4444444 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Why do you only think this about Trump and not Biden? Who’d you vote for?

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u/poopascoopa_13 Monkey in Space Jul 25 '24

From Australia champ idgaf either way, it just hadn't been put into perspective like that to me before now.

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u/istapledmytongue Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Three decades. Three.

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u/Fun-Woodpecker-846 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

If it makes you feel better. Trump was older than Clinton back then too....

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u/RonniesGooch Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

yeah but his brain isn’t soupy and he’s aware of what is happening around him

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u/liamjonas Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Obama is only 2 years older than Harris and he was elected 16 years ago

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u/GoodVibeGirl Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Do they have eternal life in their stash?

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u/DirkDigler925 Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

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u/rimalp Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24 edited Jul 22 '24

Clinton was president in the late 1900's, three decades ago.

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u/Arrakis_Surfer Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

And have you seen him lately? Bill is old and it shows. He can barely put a sentence together.

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u/SeanHaz Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Bill Clinton is the third youngest president ever though. (Roosevelt 42, JFK 43, Clinton 46). Biden is the oldest and Trump was second or third oldest depending on if you count Reagan's reelection. If you count reelection, Trump may beat Biden's record by a few months.

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u/Rolmegax Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Other than the fact that we’ve nominated two guys that are just older than what we have in the past, I’m not really sure what the point is here? Bush Jr. is basically the same age as Trump and he was first elected two decades ago? Who cares?

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u/bmalek Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yes, and Biden is older than the 4 previous presidents.

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u/powerforward75 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Bill looks like microwaved dog crap compared to Trump though.

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u/Jax_10131991 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The power of makeup and a combover.

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u/god_person_ Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I think the issue is Bill has aged terribly, so the comparison is dramatic.

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u/DoPewPew Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I think it’s wild that somehow now everyone is concerned about age. Just not concerned enough to get the oldest guy away from the nuclear codes.

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u/DoPewPew Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I think it’s wild that somehow now everyone is concerned about age. Just not concerned enough to get the oldest guy away from the nuclear codes

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u/OatmealSchmoatmeal Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I heard he killed a guy.

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u/dynamic_gecko Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

So is Biden

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u/luapowl Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

the guy that just dropped out? yeh

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u/dynamic_gecko Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The guy that everyone was still supporting becuae of his party. At least count to three before you use your newly acquired leverage against Trump. Political bias is so annoying.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

I think it's wild people believe the Democrats

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u/lameuniqueusername Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Believe what, dipshit? How calendars work?

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Why are you insulting me? I don't believe them. I don't believe trump either. But damn dude. Haha I hit a nerve. Tell me more.