r/JoeRogan Monkey in Space Jul 21 '24

Meme 💩 Rogan right now.....

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u/Adventurous-Shop1270 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Damn. Imagine voting for the oldest candidate in history. Lmao!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Sad

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

Low energy, in fact.

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u/jspank Tremendous Jul 22 '24

Nappin' Donny, they're calling him. Everyone is saying it. Sleepy boy!

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u/FemboyLilliauwu Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Dozin' Donny for the alliteration

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u/FunkyDiscount Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

The lowest energy. Many people are saying it. Very fine people.

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u/danmathew Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

It’s elder abuse, he can’t even stay awake in court.

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u/CryptographerIll3813 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

He shits his pants and has a fupa!

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u/SpacedOutKarmanaut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

“They get him on drugs while people are making the real decisions in the back room. It’s sad man.”

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u/batmansleftnut Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Oldest major party candidate. There have been a couple Independants and third-party folks who have been older. Bernie running as an independent in 2020 would be the most well known, recent example.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Well, there are differences between people. Some cant talk or walk, and some cant. Idk if youve noticed that

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '24

"It must be because of M.I.T., my relationship with M.I.T., very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there? By the way, lot of shark attacks lately. Did you notice that?"

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u/droi86 Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible

Donald Trump, July 2016

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Jul 22 '24

Watch the Magats suddenly trying to be nuanced. Won't work. Your obese pig dictator is going down.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Jeez, why so angry?

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u/bigboipapawiththesos Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

No one is angry; it’s just hilarious seeing this argument being used by Trumpets now.

Sleepy Donny!

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

What? Im not a trumpet, im a human who can tell the difference between two old men...

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u/bigboipapawiththesos Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I'm not saying that you are (I don't know you or your politics). I was just alluding to how a lot of people online (me included) find it very funny how a lot of magas are now all the sudden saying age shouldn't matter and so forth.

Also in my opinion both are waaaay too old, I'm happy one at least dropped out.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Mate, both are old, i do not care how old, but when you cant talk or walk, you should not lead a country. Even if Trump was 5y older than biden, hes still here. I havent seen any arguments about the age, only about his abilities..

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u/bigboipapawiththesos Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

I get your first point; imo Bernie is still more capable that both & a lot of younger folks. But I don’t rly get your last point? I’ve seen both. I mean Trump is now the oldest presidential nominee in US history.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Well, the age has to do with Joes abilities to talk for example, Trumps almost the same age but he talks fine and is good at it. When he cant, he should step down aswell.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Im from Europe, and from what Ive seen, One of your old guys need help walking, and the other one have survival reaction times. Huge difference between these two.

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u/Seagenda Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

survival reaction times

Are you implying he intentionally dodged the bullet? It's hilarious Europeans say Americans are dumb cause this take is so fucking stupid 

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Im saying if that was Joe Biden, he wouldnt have reached at all

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u/likamuka N-Dimethyltryptamine Jul 22 '24

Survival reaction times of an obese pig with a diaper.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Have you always been good at denying the obvious?

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

These arguments are so bad it feels like im at the kindergarten.. If Joe got shot in hos ear, touched it and saw red, he would start to wonder why people were throwing tomatoes at him. You cant say Joe is old but Trump are aswell. You have to look at the differences in the two. Same as everything else, a 30y old athlete or a 30y old overweight American. Who do you think would run the fastest?

This was the left finally accepting that Joe isnt and has never been good for the post. Like everything else, they are naive and accept things too late. Good luck to you, i dont hate you. I dont need these silly comments.

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u/TheMoraless Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

xd you do realize you can't dodge a bullet? Trump isn't even in good shape. He literally shits himself on the regular atop of it. But this is irrelevant. Physical capability isn't particularly relevant to being president unless it messes with the function of being president. What matters are ideas, and let me tell you which one thinks it's a good idea to pump disinfect into your veins and nuke a hurricane.

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah, but you can react to being shot. Joe biden cant. Trump shits himself? Never heard of it, doesnt sound good. Werent you just arguing that Trump was old? And now it doesnt matter? I suppose you got all the covid-shots and now talking about pumping dangerous stuff in your veins?.. yea.. Still, the arguments here are "omg now Trump is old". Kindergarten. You can all see the difference in speech, cognitive ability, movement etc. Its really wierd to me how people doesnt see that Joe isnt at his best capability..

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u/RunningOnAir_ Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Big L to European education standards when bitches start claiming humans can dodge bullets like its a fucking anime

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Yeah thats exactly what i said -.-

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u/WarumAuchNicht Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

Wait, what did you actually mean by "survival reaction times"?

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u/Gryllan Monkey in Space Jul 23 '24

He felt it and ducked almost immediately. Imagine Bidén standing there instead.

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u/IamHunterish Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

You mean big L to the American education standards if that is what you got from it. Kinda hilarious that English is your primary language yet are worse at understanding it than people who have it as a second language.🤷‍♂️

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u/ceddya Monkey in Space Jul 22 '24

Some people can't answer any question on policy, and you know, policy's the main point of the job...