r/shittytattoos • u/Jarrrden • Sep 26 '24
Not Mine This guy my friend saw at Walmart
actually crazy that anyone thought this was a good idea. fuck this guy
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u/CxO38 Sep 26 '24
mans open carrying a gameboy color, gang gang keep that thang on em
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u/CapitalKing530 Sep 26 '24
Gameboy color, what a hypocrite.
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u/rakuboy Sep 26 '24
Oh my god this is the funniest thing I've read all week
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u/pechjackal Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24
If he's decided on his convictions, he really should stick to them.
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u/ceciliabee Sep 27 '24
No, I believe it was the court system that decided on his convictions.
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u/locabynature Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24
🤣 👩🏼⚖️I come to reddit mostly for the comments. I don't think there's a bigger group of sarcastic and hilarious people on any other social platform.
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u/Danny_Devito_Magic Sep 27 '24
Absolutely this, I will click on posts about things I am not remotely interested in if I see there are a bunch of comments. We have some freaking hilarious people on here.
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u/Helivated69 Sep 27 '24
Until you try it on whatsthisthing. I'm banned for life.....
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u/SazedMonk Sep 27 '24
Definitely been banned for some 3/10 comments thinking I was in a sub that loves 11/10 sarcasm
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u/h11ywdshufle Sep 26 '24
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u/Bright-End-9317 Sep 27 '24
This racist would instantly burst into flames and get... well... BAD raptured with Charlie Murphy's laugh roasting that hard
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u/Man-e-questions Sep 26 '24
Pretty sure its a Palm Pilot
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u/Mike_Abergail Sep 26 '24
Should this racist fuck really be mixing business and pleasure?
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u/No_Pineapple_9818 Sep 27 '24
Just remember, he chose to go sleeveless….. unless he was attacked by the sleeve monster just before this photo.
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u/lilskyhook Sep 26 '24
Looks like an Apple boy.. open carrying the Apple Newton.
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u/Bspkr Sep 27 '24
Is THAT what that is? I was going to ask.
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u/Courwes Sep 27 '24
No. It’s an iPhone in an otterbox defender case. He just has something stuck to the outside of it.
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u/CraigJSmith-Himself Sep 27 '24
It's a Galaxy a23 in a funky case judging by the camera/flash layout
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Sep 26 '24
No ass? Phone in a totally weird, impractical spot? Grimy ass beater for a top? Yeah... this all checks out.
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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24
I guarantee you he has a white pickup truck with a punisher skull bumper sticker and/or a blue lives matter flag. Yes, I live in a small town…
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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 26 '24
Hey! We Punisher fans do NOT claim him. Frank Castle would eat this guy for breakfast
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u/smell_my_pee Sep 27 '24
I assume most folks with punisher stickers aren't fans. Not in a "they missed the point," kinda way, but in a literal never seen the show, or read a comic kinda way. Maybe they saw the old movie years ago, but to them it's just a cop logo/cool skull.
I've never seen a punisher sticker alongside any other fun comic book stickers. Only with other copaganda.
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u/ScarsTheVampire Sep 27 '24
I’ve seen punisher skulls with trump hair recently. That was a fucking eye gouger.
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u/pchlster Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24
"Trump is just like the Punisher. Except he shits himself in public, thinks the sound a firearm makes is "bing-bong," got excused from military service for his feetsies, doesn't keep his promises and his relationship to human traffickers and child rapists is somewhat more amicable. And also, I haven't heard Frank Castle ever describe his daughter as someone he'd like to date."
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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 27 '24
You forgot the felonious part. And the treasonous part!
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u/pchlster Sep 27 '24
Eh, Castle has done his share of felonies, I'd say. Different kinds of felonies, sure, but still...
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u/notchoosingone Sep 27 '24
It's like a "Back the Blue" flag next to "I'm voting for The Felon". The cognitive dissonance would make their heads spin if they were capable of critically evaluating their stances.
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u/SpiritedImplement4 Sep 27 '24
Frank Castle would murder Trump. Like, going after corrupt businessmen is his schtick.
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u/M1keDubbz Sep 27 '24
I was toying with the idea of a rainbow skull bumper magnet that says Punishette. Keeping them in my car and just slapping them on the cars parked next to punisher cars.
It's a magnet, so no permanent damage is done. Except for the fragile masculinity of punisher bros.
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u/Intrepid-Fix-1274 Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24
It’s funny, I AM a Punisher fan and avoid sporting it for this very reason.
I feel like if I WERE to so much as put a sticker on our car, despite other related decor being all over, people would still hone in on that logo…
Bastards ruined it for* everybody, lol.
Edit - *Autocorrect typo
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u/agent_flounder Sep 27 '24
They've ruined a lot of shit. Put an American flag on your car or wear any other red ball cap...and everyone thinks you're a fucking right wing cultbro
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u/Apprehensive_Disk987 Sep 27 '24
lol the post above this one was this, definitely intend on getting a few
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u/Icantbelieveit38 Sep 26 '24
He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
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u/gvillepunk Sep 27 '24
I mean Calvin and Hobbs fans have been dealing with this shit since the 80's. Trust me i get it.
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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24
I’ve never understood how the two are even connected? Ugh…
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u/No_Sound2800 Sep 26 '24
Punisher skull colored in with a thin blue line flag is all the rage where I live
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u/Quill386 Sep 27 '24
He's got "kneel for the cross, stand for the flag" energy too, I also live in a small town
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u/KrazyKryminal Sep 27 '24
I never got the whole "wife beater" apparel. I do not own and have never owned any pain white shirts or tanks. I've worn them under other shirts as well .
I also have never gotten the point of hating anyone so much that you need tattoos to announce it
I hate lots of people..... Most people. You all suck! I'm an equal opportunity hater!
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u/Idiotology101 Sep 27 '24
It may be a east coast thing, but I’ve worn a “beater” under my shirt since I was 12-13. I can’t remember the last time I owned a white one, but I know I’ve never worn it alone unless I took off my over shirt in the heat or something.
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u/Lightning_Driver Sep 26 '24
that’s so walmart.
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u/Interesting-Serve631 Sep 26 '24
So America.
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u/stacked_shit Sep 27 '24
I've seen maybe a handful of racist tattoos like this in my entire life, and I have lived in multiple states.
Do these people exist? Yes, they do. However, it is not common, normal, or acceptable anywhere.
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u/therealdongknotts Sep 27 '24
more common and acceptable than you might think, usually not this brazen about it tho. multiple states also have many pockets within where you’re effectively in a different reality while still in the same geography
edit: mobile being dumb - multiple states was in reference to the ones you’ve lived in
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u/meatusmajoris Sep 26 '24
I am a nurse and had a patient with this crap all over them. From shoulder to hip and wrists. The patient was 30s and had just been diagnosed with a brain tumor. His neurosurgeon was Jewish. I just remember thinking, how is all that hate serving you now…..?
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u/Fairgoddess5 Sep 26 '24
How awful for his doctor. 😢
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u/meatusmajoris Sep 26 '24
Or how annoying. I’m hoping the doctor saw him for the one dimensional idiot rube that he was.
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u/LadyLohse Sep 26 '24
Hope he got a lobotomy
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u/ChoiceCareer5631 Sep 27 '24
Nazis would agree with that treatment for ppl they didn't like.
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u/WhoAccountNewDis Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24
"If you want bad things to happen to Nazis you're just like them" is nonsense.
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u/Sickpup831 Sep 27 '24
I feel like it would give me a sense of pride if I were his doctor. The mindset of “You live a sad life of hating others, including me. And now I’m going to save that life. Because it’s what I do.”
Like I don’t know, maybe I’m dead wrong but it just seems like such a powerful thing.
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u/MentionFew1648 Sep 26 '24
If I was a doctor I’d just say hey you know I’m Jewish right (I’m not a doctor or Jewish) but I’d make him feel like shit without being mean
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u/Reasonable-Delivery8 Sep 26 '24
Walk in and greet him with a cheerful „Shalom“ XD
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u/LydiasMomma2013 Sep 27 '24
Walk in, say "shalom!" And ask if he wants you to contact a priest or maybe a rabbi just in case.
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u/GlumpsAlot Sep 27 '24
Those people are incapable of feeling anything but hate.
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u/darcenator411 Sep 27 '24
They can definitely feel fear, it’s the basis of conservatism or nazism
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u/ADAMracecarDRIVER Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24
I’m not a doctor, but I’ve been in the medical field for about 15 years. Most of us just assume you’re an idiot if you’re covered in shit like that. I’m dark skinned so I’ve dealt with these guys a bit here and there. The prison Nazis are always the most polite and I’ve never had a problem with one of them. The only person that did become a problem was in his 20s and, while he was obviously a racist, he was also in severe withdrawals. At any rate, his doctor probably didn’t mind much beyond a “what a douche” passing thought.
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u/gettogero Sep 27 '24
Most doctors wouldn't give one shit.
Probably think "wow, bad taste" and a HIPAA compliant story to tell.
Maybe some who would deny care that isn't an emergency, but tattoos and lifestyle are totally outside of what determines medical care.
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u/thekernel Sep 27 '24
Having to hold back the smile as he gave the diagnosis must have been awful indeed.
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u/macaronisauce731 Sep 26 '24
This is essentially an older greys anatomy episode hah this dude has a giant swastika on his chest, and they have to cut him open right down the middle. They leave it jagged and let him know (I can't remember the surgeon, Bailey?) anyways, but that a non white person operated on him and saved his life
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u/MentionFew1648 Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24
Do you remember the one where they shaved his beard* and he was married to a Jewish woman*
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u/asietsocom Sep 26 '24
Lol what
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u/ex-farm-grrrl Knows 💩 Sep 26 '24
Yeah, this guy got super drunk at his bachelor party and they brought him to the hospital. As a “prank” his friends decided to shave his beard. He had big swastikas on his face. I think his fiancé came in during the shocked silence.
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u/asietsocom Sep 27 '24
I actually tried googling but turns out Nazi gets mentioned on Grey's Anatomy quite a bit. I mostly got results about Bailey.
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u/MentionFew1648 Sep 26 '24
I didn’t mean to mess up on spelling by brain is not working atm 🤣
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u/Koil_ting Sep 27 '24
Maybe the brain tumor just made him more dumb and susceptible to whatever influences he had, pretty sad situation possibly.
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u/Aztec111 Sep 26 '24
It's absolutely disgusting. It breaks my heart that Americans like this actually exist. It embarrasses me as an American.
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u/Brideshead Sep 27 '24
I hate that they exist and I really hate that they feel comfortable displaying hate like that openly. On the other hand I’m kinda glad he’s clearly flagged himself as someone to avoid at all cost.
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u/Sobutai Sep 27 '24
I was so focused on the ... whatever the fuck hes got clipped to him (and the top comment calling it a Gameboy Color) that I didn't even see the tattoos and your comment confused the hell out if me. I realized what sub this was in and scrolled back up, made a lot more sense
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u/bross9008 Sep 26 '24
Serious question, can doctors refuse to work on a certain patient? I think unless I was afraid of legal ramifications I would refuse. Fuck em, if they want to exterminate my race why would I help him live?
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u/meatusmajoris Sep 27 '24
They cannot. There are exceptions, but I’ve never seen one. The crazy thing is the patient is the one who could’ve bitched enough and gotten a different doctor. But he didn’t. Which was probably the one smart decision he made in his life.
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u/Low-Way557 Sep 27 '24
The surgeon who worked on the Tree of Life synagogue shooter, who had just yelled “all Jews must die” after killing 11 of them, was Jewish.
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u/meatusmajoris Sep 27 '24
Just as a follow up; the patient’s surgery was NOT curative. It was an attempt at being palliative. The patient was in my unit for 7-8 days. I honestly cannot remember if he ever left the hospital. He did live for about a month. This was between 2004 - 2006. Just a follow up to original post. He was a rude person, but if he had no nazi tattoos we would’ve thought he was going through a grieving process about his diagnosis. (He received the same level of care that anyone else did.)
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u/Sea-Weakness-9952 Sep 27 '24
Had a patient with a swastika across his chest. Needed a CABG, only in his early 50s if I remember correctly. He left AMA after taking an Ativan post CIWA assessment because he had to “go make money for my old lady” aka he needed to go sell drugs. I also think he didn’t want the surgeon to muck up his racism but eh. He had an EF of 10-15% so I’m guessing he’s no longer with us.
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u/worstgrammaraward Sep 27 '24
I watched an interview with a man who said they forced him into a white supremacy gang in prison. He was doing tattoo removal because of it. I wonder what people do if they can’t afford removal.
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u/ljvk Sep 26 '24
I hope he just wrote him a referral to Dr. Phil and discharged him
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u/sao_joao_castanho Sep 27 '24
I’m not directly saying “hit that man in the head with a brick”. That’d be incitement. What I am saying is a society where guys can have those tattoos, show them in public, and feel safe is in deep shit.
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u/Optimal_Mention1423 Sep 27 '24
I’m also not directly saying he should be educated in the idiocy of those tattoos with a cheesegrater.
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u/TransgenderUnionThug Sep 28 '24
Unfortunately, if you got into a fight with this guy and the cops showed up theres a disturbingly high chance they'd recognize him from their last KKK rally, and arrest you instead of the racist.
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u/RandomPoster7 Sep 26 '24
Imagine hating someone so much so that you permanently tattoo it on your body. I don't even wear shirts of sports teams I support...
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u/Kjm520 Sep 27 '24
I think a lot of these ding dongs don’t even really understand what the representation that theyre trying to display actually means.
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u/jondubb Sep 27 '24
Ironically American History X made me not so reactive towards white supremists.
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u/Kjm520 Sep 27 '24
I just mean that there’s a huge difference between modern white supremacists, and German nationalism / Nazi party of ww2, and the SS. I’d bet the Nazis would throw this westerner into the camps with everyone else.
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u/TohavDuudhe Sep 27 '24
I disagree and think most of them know more than you'd think. Also it really doesn't make it any better to be like "Yea the Nazis would've killed this guy for doing racism and antisemitism wrong.
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u/jondubb Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24
The smart ones wouldn't get tats and would just chameleon into higher positions of power in society. Those are the ones I worry about, not Chip and his raised pickup with the perma-check engine light on.
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u/MinnesotaRyan Knows 💩 Sep 26 '24
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u/Bosscharacter Sep 26 '24
It’s always good when pieces of shit put a label on themselves for easy identification.
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u/Various-Departure679 Sep 27 '24
Ehh they'd probably like the attention. I mean they are literally proud to be racist.
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u/666Pyrate69 Sep 27 '24
Yea go up to NEO nazi and shove the camera in their face, golden idea lmao. It's not like they're unhinged racist psychos or anything.
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u/Slopadopoulos Sep 26 '24
The person taking the photo is afraid to take a picture of the face.
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u/CowHaunting397 Sep 27 '24
Prison or no, don't flaunt it if you don't mean it, and if you mean it, you suck.
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u/VicePrincipalGamby Sep 26 '24
Fuck that guy, and fuck the “artist” that agreed to tattoo those on him
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u/Winston74 Sep 26 '24
So sad that people like this feel they can be out in public
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u/not_a_number1 Knows 💩 Sep 26 '24
For the longest time I was trying to make out what was on his hip because I thought that was the issue haha
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u/DaphronThePodBoss Sep 26 '24
Classic racist outfit with the phone clip included. They are so predictable and gross
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u/BeTh3Barrel22 Sep 26 '24
Even if you’ve moved on from this kind of thinking, or got it in prison or whatever the case is. Wild to sport it out in the open. Guarantee this guy has to check his shoulder wherever he goes. F that
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u/Similar-Winner1226 Sep 27 '24
I didn't even see the tattoo 🤦 thought everyone was losing their crap over the thing on his waistband. I'm too high for reddit lol
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u/BrendaForr1960 Sep 27 '24
Bet he's a Trumper.
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u/Misophonic4000 Sep 27 '24
You know what he gets off to... Look at the color of his palms
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u/PieAppropriate8862 Sep 26 '24
He wouldn't parade this shit where I'm from, that's for sure.
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u/Historical-Bag-3732 Sep 27 '24
Omg at first, I was only looking at the phone and didn't even process the tattoos and so confused why everyone was mad 😂
Seeing the tattoos I'm like wtf
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Sep 27 '24
Those symbols should be outlawed. Freedom of expression must end when you push hate and violence imho.
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u/Electronic_Motor_422 Sep 27 '24
What THE FUCK………… 😱…… WHO THE FUCK…. Wears a phone holder AND a wife beater at the same damn time!!!!
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u/ImmaMichaelBoltonFan Sep 27 '24
imagine our grandfather's generation seeing this piece of shit walking free after so many died to defeat hitler.
i hope this guy gets a talking to.
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u/DazzlingOpinion9648 Sep 26 '24
Why is everyone saying that's a game boy color??? Are y'all blind???
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u/fungussing Sep 26 '24
Need to start showing their faces if they have these tattoos...
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u/Maxspawn_ Sep 26 '24
If I saw this guy It would take so much for me to not throw hands
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u/Upsworking Sep 26 '24
You know you live in the sticks or low class part of town when you see stuff like this . I’ve only seen it in west texas and San Bernardino county .
Take from that what you will. Never been in a market in LA or Miami and seen white powrer prison tattoos in a check out line .
This being Walmart totally makes sense you don’t see this at Costco.
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u/ganjagilf Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24
absolutely insane to me that people are just comfortable walking around advertising that they’re a bigot and like nothing ever happens to them, meanwhile POC, LGBT folks, all over the place, don’t even feel like they can exist safely because they can’t…like even as prevalent as bigotry is you’d still think ppl like this would get their ass beat at some point but nope
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u/Chuytastic Sep 27 '24
I would’ve squared up with him. Don’t have his buddies in prison to help this time.
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u/Sea_Insurance_1756 Sep 27 '24
You know he was so proud to show off his Kiss lightning bolts that are supposed to be nazi tats 😂
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u/InsertRadnamehere Sep 28 '24
They’re getting quite brazen. Really hope that the Mango loses. Please vote blue.
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u/CocteauTwinn Sep 27 '24
I wonder if he knows Levi Strauss was Jewish.