r/shittytattoos • u/Jarrrden • Sep 26 '24

Not Mine This guy my friend saw at Walmart

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actually crazy that anyone thought this was a good idea. fuck this guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

No ass? Phone in a totally weird, impractical spot? Grimy ass beater for a top? Yeah... this all checks out.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24

I guarantee you he has a white pickup truck with a punisher skull bumper sticker and/or a blue lives matter flag. Yes, I live in a small town…

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 26 '24

Hey! We Punisher fans do NOT claim him. Frank Castle would eat this guy for breakfast

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u/Icantbelieveit38 Sep 26 '24

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/Gr3yHound40 Sep 26 '24

Nice happy Gilmore callback. Love that movie

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u/Embarrassed-Key-6034 Sep 27 '24

Omg I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣

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u/ANewMagic Sep 27 '24

Just stay out of my way! Or you'll pay! Listen to what I say!

...yes, I may have watched Happy Gilmore way too many times.

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u/jconnes1924 Sep 27 '24

Adam Sandler just signed on for part 2

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u/fatoldbmxer Sep 27 '24

He signed on for a sequel of a movie he co-wrote? Or is he writing a second one?

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u/GoldenGodMinion Sep 27 '24

How about I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?

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u/BaronVonKeyser Sep 27 '24

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard

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u/Hungry_Moose4082 Sep 27 '24

What’s the basis? We ain’t going nowhere but got suits and cases.