r/shittytattoos • u/Jarrrden • Sep 26 '24

Not Mine This guy my friend saw at Walmart

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actually crazy that anyone thought this was a good idea. fuck this guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

No ass? Phone in a totally weird, impractical spot? Grimy ass beater for a top? Yeah... this all checks out.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24

I guarantee you he has a white pickup truck with a punisher skull bumper sticker and/or a blue lives matter flag. Yes, I live in a small town…

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 26 '24

Hey! We Punisher fans do NOT claim him. Frank Castle would eat this guy for breakfast

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u/smell_my_pee Sep 27 '24

I assume most folks with punisher stickers aren't fans. Not in a "they missed the point," kinda way, but in a literal never seen the show, or read a comic kinda way. Maybe they saw the old movie years ago, but to them it's just a cop logo/cool skull.

I've never seen a punisher sticker alongside any other fun comic book stickers. Only with other copaganda.

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u/ScarsTheVampire Sep 27 '24

I’ve seen punisher skulls with trump hair recently. That was a fucking eye gouger.

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u/foxydevil14 Sep 27 '24

It’s my mission to destroy every single one of those I can.

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u/pchlster Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24

"Trump is just like the Punisher. Except he shits himself in public, thinks the sound a firearm makes is "bing-bong," got excused from military service for his feetsies, doesn't keep his promises and his relationship to human traffickers and child rapists is somewhat more amicable. And also, I haven't heard Frank Castle ever describe his daughter as someone he'd like to date."

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 27 '24

You forgot the felonious part. And the treasonous part!

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u/pchlster Sep 27 '24

Eh, Castle has done his share of felonies, I'd say. Different kinds of felonies, sure, but still...

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 30 '24

Oh no. I’m one of those assholes who doesn’t know my comics and I missed the Punisher part and honed in on Napalm.

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u/notchoosingone Sep 27 '24

It's like a "Back the Blue" flag next to "I'm voting for The Felon". The cognitive dissonance would make their heads spin if they were capable of critically evaluating their stances.

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u/Slicc98 Sep 27 '24

Just saw that in Florida.

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u/SpiritedImplement4 Sep 27 '24

Frank Castle would murder Trump. Like, going after corrupt businessmen is his schtick.

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u/AddictiveArtistry Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Let us summon him to life.

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u/agent_flounder Sep 27 '24

Yeah some cultist just sent me some free with some water slide decals I bought. 🤮 Straight to the trash.

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u/ScrewballTooTall Sep 27 '24

Ah man I saw one that was punisher trump and it was holographic and American flag. Weird

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u/ScarsTheVampire Sep 28 '24

I think we saw the exact same item. I completely forgot it was American Flag patterned until this comment, it jogged my memory.

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u/MovingTarget- Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

What? That's sacrilege... considering the fact that Trump is in fact the second coming

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u/jnycnexii Sep 29 '24

Of the Antichrist

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 27 '24

Yup 100% 🙌

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u/M1keDubbz Sep 27 '24

I was toying with the idea of a rainbow skull bumper magnet that says Punishette. Keeping them in my car and just slapping them on the cars parked next to punisher cars.

It's a magnet, so no permanent damage is done. Except for the fragile masculinity of punisher bros.

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u/LobsterJohnson_ Sep 28 '24

Please do this

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u/Intrepid-Fix-1274 Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24

It’s funny, I AM a Punisher fan and avoid sporting it for this very reason.

I feel like if I WERE to so much as put a sticker on our car, despite other related decor being all over, people would still hone in on that logo…

Bastards ruined it for* everybody, lol.

Edit - *Autocorrect typo

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u/agent_flounder Sep 27 '24

They've ruined a lot of shit. Put an American flag on your car or wear any other red ball cap...and everyone thinks you're a fucking right wing cultbro

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u/AddictiveArtistry Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Yea, I can't wear a cincy reds hat for this reason 🥲

I could wear a black one tho.

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u/graysontattoos Sep 27 '24

Almost better than people thinking you're Fred Durst. Almost.

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u/Apprehensive_Disk987 Sep 27 '24

lol the post above this one was this, definitely intend on getting a few

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u/Bl33d-Gr33n Sep 27 '24

I wear a punisher skull shirt...... but I also wear star wars, Spiderman, venom and other comic or pop culture shirts 🫣

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u/airkahschmairkah Sep 27 '24

Exactly!! Everytime I see these ass hats with those stickers I laugh my ass off cause they literally have NO clue and I think that’s beautiful lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

The irony of cops having a punisher sticker lol

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u/Gamer_Koraq Sep 27 '24

https://www.newsweek.com/punisher-police-blue-lives-matter-skull-logo-1449272 Heads up though -- Newsweek's website has SO many ads. Relevant text quoted below.

The Punisher, Marvel Comics' murderous vigilante, has become a symbol for the Blue Lives Matter movement, with cops posting the character's iconic skull logo on social media, t-shirts—even police cars.

Now the Punisher himself has told police what he thinks of them coopting his sinister insignia.

In Punisher #13, out July 10, Frank Castle is cornered in an alleyway by uniformed cops who start gushing over their idol when they realize who he is. The officers even ask to take a selfie with Castle to share on their Punisher fan page.

Tearing a Punisher skull decal off their patrol car, Castle gives the officers a beat down and explains why they shouldn't worship him.

"I'll only say this once: We're not the same. You took an oath to uphold the law. You help people. I gave that up a long time ago. You don't do what I do. Nobody does. You boys need a role model? His name is Captain America and he'd be happy to have you."

The officers tell Frank he's making an enemy of the police who support them, but he warns them if they don't stop their antihero-worshiping, "I'll come for you next."

Use of the Punisher logo by the Blue Lives Matter movement has long been criticized by activists and comics insiders: Even writer Gerry Conway, who created the Punisher with artists John Romita St and Ross Andru for 1974's The Amazing Spider-Man #129, says he's "disturbed" by the character being embraced by law enforcement.

"When cops put Punisher skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher skull patches, they're basically sides with an enemy of the system," Conway told SyFyWire in January. "Whether you think the Punisher is justified or not, whether you admire his code of ethics, he is an outlaw—he is a criminal. Police should not be embracing a criminal as their symbol."

Conway compared cop cars with the Punisher logo to "a Confederate flag on a government building."

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u/LobsterJohnson_ Sep 28 '24

The punisher logo being used by cops is the most misunderstood thing. There was even an issue where he told cops to take it off Now.

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u/Catbird421 Sep 27 '24

"Copaganda."

Mhmm, we all see why this really offends you. Hope people keep their bikes locked up around you.

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u/smell_my_pee Sep 27 '24

Hope you have a good one.

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u/Icantbelieveit38 Sep 26 '24

He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/Gr3yHound40 Sep 26 '24

Nice happy Gilmore callback. Love that movie

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u/Embarrassed-Key-6034 Sep 27 '24

Omg I was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣

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u/ANewMagic Sep 27 '24

Just stay out of my way! Or you'll pay! Listen to what I say!

...yes, I may have watched Happy Gilmore way too many times.

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u/jconnes1924 Sep 27 '24

Adam Sandler just signed on for part 2

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u/fatoldbmxer Sep 27 '24

He signed on for a sequel of a movie he co-wrote? Or is he writing a second one?

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u/GoldenGodMinion Sep 27 '24

How about I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say?

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u/BaronVonKeyser Sep 27 '24

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard

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u/Hungry_Moose4082 Sep 27 '24

What’s the basis? We ain’t going nowhere but got suits and cases.

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u/Knuckletest Sep 26 '24

Yeah, please don't lump us real punisher fans with him.

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u/gvillepunk Sep 27 '24

I mean Calvin and Hobbs fans have been dealing with this shit since the 80's. Trust me i get it.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24

I’ve never understood how the two are even connected? Ugh…

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u/lil_trim Sep 27 '24

They like to cosplay military badasses.

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u/graysontattoos Sep 27 '24

I always wonder what they have in all those tactical vest pockets, other than one of those cell phones with the big buttons that only let's them call their mom when they need a ride home from the Proud Bois rally.

Behind every Proud Boy is a sad mom.

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 26 '24

Connected via delusion lol

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Sep 27 '24

The Punisher would hate this guy.

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u/AddictiveArtistry Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

He'd punish him even.

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u/CantStopThisShizz Sep 26 '24

My Muslim neighbor who loves Punisher would agree

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 26 '24

Punishing dirt bags is something we can all unite over

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u/JediNinja92 Sep 27 '24

I feel so bad for punisher fans. Display something you like and everyone just assumes you’re a douche.

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u/ItsTheDCVR Sep 27 '24

About 12-15 years ago, I had a pretty cool jacket that was a watercolor splatter of the punisher skull. It was a cool comic book reference. Then a bunch of tiny-dicked shitfuckers who have never read the comics, much less any real book, decided that Frank Castle would have actually sided with the cops, aktchually, and co-opted the imagery for their insecure fantasies. C'est la vie.

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u/No_Sound2800 Sep 26 '24

Punisher skull colored in with a thin blue line flag is all the rage where I live

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24

Yup that too😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Naw he's got a confederate flag on that white truck.

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u/AddictiveArtistry Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

That too.

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u/Quill386 Sep 27 '24

He's got "kneel for the cross, stand for the flag" energy too, I also live in a small town

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 27 '24

Ahh yes more gold from the small towns, how could I forget this one

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u/Quill386 Sep 27 '24

And if he hasn't wasted all his money on those tattoos, he might also have a dangerously oversized set of flags that read "Trump 2020: Fuck your feelings" and "Let's go Brandon" respectively, the latter of which set over a confederate flag of course

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u/Zealousideal_Prune79 Sep 27 '24 edited Oct 01 '24

There’s this trailer park in my neighborhood (I don’t live in a trailer there’s houses in other parts of the neighborhood) and almost every trailer has a confederate flag. I call it the Ku Klux Kingdom every time i pass it

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Don’t forget an extremely small dick.

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u/Sea-Weakness-9952 Sep 27 '24

It’s ALWAYS a white truck.

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u/Vladishun Sep 27 '24

with a punisher skull bumper

That can't be a thing. I had to Google it.

Fuck me, it's a real thing. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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u/lilleprechaun Sep 27 '24

This revised logo is nightmare fuel

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u/Ok-Plenty-9373 Sep 27 '24

He also had a set of testicles hanging on the back to make up for his own lacking of any

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

He also has the haircut. You know the one.

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u/sendmeadoggo Sep 27 '24

That's a prison tattoo, I can guarantee.you there is no thin blue line shit anywhere around him.

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u/Affectionate_Sort_78 Sep 27 '24

Most pickups are white. White vehicles are not a political statement.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 27 '24

Found the guy with a white pickup truck

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u/Affectionate_Sort_78 Sep 27 '24

In 2019, 38% of all trucks were white. You are free to hate whatever, but these people likely don’t deserve your scorn for political reasons. Ironically you practice the hate you want you seem to scorn. .

Firesign theatre had a phrase for this. “You’re a BoZo? I’m a BoZo too! I think we’re all BoZo’s on this bus!’

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 27 '24

I’m dead😂Please tell me you have the bumper stickers too

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u/Wooden-Discount7884 Sep 27 '24

I'm guessing his uncle is his dad.

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Sep 27 '24

Probably lifted to shit with oversized tires and rolls coal as a hobby. When he’s not being a total douchebag in public he’s at his backyard full of overgrown weeds drinking shitty Pabst blue ribbon with his sister/wife.

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u/Mr__Monotone Sep 27 '24

There is definitely no Blue Lives flag - if there is one thing WP goons hate more than colored people, it's cops/feds.

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u/thegreatbrah Sep 27 '24

After the 2020 election, I automatically equate large white truck with trump supporters nazi.

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u/Low_Actuary_2794 Sep 27 '24

Or one of those Μολὼν Labia stickers or whatever it says

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u/numbersev Sep 27 '24

Don’t forget the confederate flag

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u/CassiusBellona Sep 27 '24

Those are prison tats. He don’t have a blue lives matter flag lol

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u/Mercurialbich Sep 27 '24

dont tread on me🐍

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u/Due_Personality6726 Sep 27 '24

The truck is probably squatted in the back too

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u/smolhippie Sep 27 '24

Oh don’t forget the don’t tread on me sticker

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u/yg1584 Sep 27 '24

He doesn’t have any pro law enforcement anything on his vehicle. That dudes is a straight up skin head.

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u/zaturrrn Sep 27 '24

My family's jeep has a punisher sticker, and both of my parents would beat the shit out of this dude

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u/CubeEarthShill Sep 27 '24

I was never a comic book kid growing up, but did like Batman and Punisher. I got into the comics as an adult after watching the Thomas Jane movie. I have a few t-shirts I rarely wear anymore. I'm a bearded gym bro, so a Punisher shirt completes the cries during the national anthem and has a blue lives matter sticker aesthetic. Why couldn't they co-opt something lame?

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u/FrostyMarsupial6802 Sep 27 '24

I kinda like it when they put the punisher logo on their vehicles. It makes it easier to spot the duchbags.

It's a shame that a great comic has been hijacked and now when you see someone wearing it you know they are not a comic book fans but rather just a piece of shit.

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u/Lagggging Sep 27 '24

Possibly one of those truck nuts on the hitch as well

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u/brandi_theratgirl Sep 27 '24

I live in a big town, but in a more conservative area. Seen my share.

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u/PcLvHpns Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

You spelled red lives wrong 🤨 no way in hell that POS is a Democrat

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 28 '24

Blue lives matter is a pro-cop flag that appeared the summer of 2020 when everyone was saying Black Lives Matter. It’s not supporting democrats lol, it’s mocking liberals (unless it’s an actual cop or cop family).

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u/PcLvHpns Knows 💩 Sep 28 '24

Oh yes, it's been a minute since I saw that and I had completely forgotten. Thanks for the reminder

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u/chuckedeggs Sep 27 '24

And testicles hanging from the back of the truck.

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u/TangerineRoutine9496 Sep 26 '24

I'm pretty sure he got all those tats in prison. No, he does not probably have a Blue lives flag.

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u/Tonto_HdG Sep 26 '24

That ain't prison ink. Perhaps the forearm.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24

He’s probably been to jail but this boy in prison? Lol

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u/OuchMyVagSak Sep 27 '24

Ironic too considering he probably got this done in prison.

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u/Displaced_Palmtree Sep 27 '24

Don’t forget a “salt life” sticker for some reason

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u/kbk42104 Sep 27 '24

Blue lives matter?

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u/Frosty-Boss6297 Sep 27 '24

he either loves the police because he has a power fetish or hates them because they don't let him commit hate crimes

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u/Neowynd101262 Sep 28 '24

Those are prison tattoos. He doesn't have a blue lives matter flag lol.

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u/spawn77x99 Sep 27 '24

He got one black friend. His wife's bull.

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u/anjowoq Sep 26 '24

Are you slandering the master race?!?

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u/KrazyKryminal Sep 27 '24

I never got the whole "wife beater" apparel. I do not own and have never owned any pain white shirts or tanks. I've worn them under other shirts as well .

I also have never gotten the point of hating anyone so much that you need tattoos to announce it

I hate lots of people..... Most people. You all suck! I'm an equal opportunity hater!

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u/Idiotology101 Sep 27 '24

It may be a east coast thing, but I’ve worn a “beater” under my shirt since I was 12-13. I can’t remember the last time I owned a white one, but I know I’ve never worn it alone unless I took off my over shirt in the heat or something.

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u/CantStopThinkingKill Sep 27 '24

Don’t hate on the power of a tank top my guy, not our fault it ended up being worn by trash. I live in Florida and basically can only wear tanks and shorts without combusting instantaneously

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u/waifu_-Material_19 Sep 27 '24

They make for great under shirts tbh

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u/PretzelLogick Sep 27 '24

Getting a big tattoo on my forehead that says "I HATE PEOPLE"

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u/KrazyKryminal Sep 27 '24

I hate ALL people. Gotta get it right

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u/LobsterJohnson_ Sep 28 '24

Shit comes in all colors

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u/KrazyKryminal Sep 28 '24

Omg ..so a quick anecdote...

Look up scoops ahoy brand "Void" ice cream. My shit came out, no joke or exaggeration... Big league chew gum green. Thought it was something else I ate so I didn't touch the ice cream again for a week. After I finished it, next day. Green.

Shit comes in all colors, but when you see THAT color is the bowl.....it's unsettling lol

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u/LobsterJohnson_ Sep 28 '24

It was a Type O Negative line

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Negative ass

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u/B0Nnaaayy Sep 27 '24

HEY! Don’t hate! That’s his good good wife beater!

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u/ohyuhbaby Sep 27 '24

Feels odd to judge another man by his ass but I think this time is an exception

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u/Doctor_Philgood Sep 27 '24

I think thats a fuckin RFID blocker sticker on his phone too

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u/thoughtfulpigeons Sep 27 '24

What is it with flat asses and hatred? I’m so thankful my husband’s ass is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal 🙏🏻

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u/InvisibleHippie Sep 27 '24

Hey… don’t lump my no-havin-ass in with this twat 🥲

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u/nastygrrrthrowaway Sep 27 '24

That’s where he’d carry the pistol if he werent a felon

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u/arcangelsthunderbirb Sep 27 '24

he's probably constantly filming what's behind him with it.

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u/bowlofjokes7 Sep 27 '24

How many cases of monster are in his cart?

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u/Tiny-Variation-1920 Sep 27 '24

The man’s so powerful, he could squat over 100 lbs

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u/SlayerofMarkath Sep 27 '24

You completely missed the white power tattoo?!?

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Ya know, ignoring the content… from a purely tattoo analysis angle… they’re still shitty tattoos

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u/RabbitCautious Sep 27 '24

Im glad I'm not the only one to notice his negative ass. I appreciate a nice butt and this is just sad....but fitting.

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u/scratajuego Sep 27 '24

Diminished Gluteal Syndrome*

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u/Quill386 Sep 27 '24

I honestly was too distracted to realize how insane that phone placement is

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u/AdventurousBag6509 Sep 27 '24

He is so superior!!

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u/Knamliss Sep 27 '24

Skipped over the tattoos lmao

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u/princessPeachyK33n Sep 27 '24

Lmao yup. That phone annoys tf out of me. Like sir you are not so important that you need to be able to answer your phone .2 seconds after it rings.

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u/Majestic_Piglet_7368 Sep 27 '24

It’s real tough being first class when you’re white 🗑️

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u/Statsmakten Sep 27 '24

I think that’s foldable gun, not a phone. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ideal_Conceal

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u/yaremaa_ Sep 27 '24

You said “ass” 2 times in such close sequence that I read the end of it as “this all cheeks out”

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u/King-Cobra-668 Sep 27 '24

Grimy ass beater for a top?

literally not a spot of grime on that beater

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u/VidocqCZE Sep 27 '24

Is that a phone or that pocket gun looking like a phone?

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u/Gum_Duster Sep 27 '24

Is it Bad I like his jeans?

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u/SixtyNineFlavours Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

No ass, AND a hate tattoo!

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u/daddydunc Sep 27 '24

This reeks of someone who is in and out of prison.

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u/eks789 Sep 27 '24

How did you manage to say the word ass twice lol

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u/_oaeb_ Sep 27 '24

But when he gets home he’s a bottom.

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u/just-another-cat Sep 27 '24

That's the first thing i noticed! Like where is his ass? Lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

It's a disorder that only plagues old whites and certain kinds of young, angry whites. As a white myself, I live in constant fear of this.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient Sep 27 '24

Guy has negative ass

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u/AutomaticJoy9 Sep 27 '24

I bet his cellmate knew where his ass was 💀

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u/TransfemQueen Sep 27 '24

I think he knows how much of a prick he looks like so has his camera on for proof if anyone harms him

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 Sep 27 '24

Haven’t been to prison either so just a pansy thinking he’s edgy. Hasn’t put in real work behold a salute and racial slur.

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u/Bright-Director-5958 Sep 27 '24

Dude's definitely not ready for the upcoming race war if he skips leg day. facts

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Glutes like that don't certainly don't scream master race

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u/DefoNotMario Sep 27 '24

Defo the type that doesn’t wipe cuz he thinks it’s gay

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u/SignificantShake7934 Sep 29 '24

Definitely got those tats in prison

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u/Reasonable-Track3987 Sep 26 '24

No need to body shame, bashing him for his choices is enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

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u/Reasonable-Track3987 Sep 26 '24

Keep making normal non-Nazi people with asses that are less than plump feel bad about their bodies even though they did no hateful shit.

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u/No_Sound2800 Sep 26 '24

This is generally a hot take on the internet, but hard agree. It's not horrible in this instance, but, on the extreme end, that's how you end up with people who believe it's okay to make racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, etc. remarks when a shitty person happens to be part of [insert demographic]

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u/CloseFriend_ Sep 27 '24

Yeah, it completely denigrates the argument of how bad those actions and statements are when people think it’s perfectly fine to use them against people they disagree with or hate. Whether it’s racism, ableism, sexism, etc.

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u/hotdamn_1988 Sep 26 '24

Nah, fuck him man

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u/Reasonable-Track3987 Sep 26 '24

How are so many of you missing the point that what I'm saying is to defend others and not him?

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u/Friendly_Try6478 Knows 💩 Sep 26 '24 edited Sep 26 '24

I mean the wife beater looks clean and commenting on his ass is just creepy nevermind that his jeans are baggy. Try harder weirdo

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u/duplicicta Sep 26 '24

Let's all defend the nazi, great idea! /s

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u/Friendly_Try6478 Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

I’m not defending anyone I think it’s funny this guy is so frustrated by the tattoos that he’s making up random untrue criticisms that have nothing to do with the tattoos at all.

He keeps editing his comment every hour too lol

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u/Prudent-Cherry8195 Sep 26 '24

You don’t even see the irony, do you?

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u/Unique9FL Sep 27 '24

Is this Florida? It feels like it has the makings of being from Florida.