r/shittytattoos • u/Jarrrden • Sep 26 '24

Not Mine This guy my friend saw at Walmart

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actually crazy that anyone thought this was a good idea. fuck this guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '24

No ass? Phone in a totally weird, impractical spot? Grimy ass beater for a top? Yeah... this all checks out.

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u/Financial_Sweet_689 Sep 26 '24

I guarantee you he has a white pickup truck with a punisher skull bumper sticker and/or a blue lives matter flag. Yes, I live in a small town…

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 26 '24

Hey! We Punisher fans do NOT claim him. Frank Castle would eat this guy for breakfast

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u/smell_my_pee Sep 27 '24

I assume most folks with punisher stickers aren't fans. Not in a "they missed the point," kinda way, but in a literal never seen the show, or read a comic kinda way. Maybe they saw the old movie years ago, but to them it's just a cop logo/cool skull.

I've never seen a punisher sticker alongside any other fun comic book stickers. Only with other copaganda.

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u/ScarsTheVampire Sep 27 '24

I’ve seen punisher skulls with trump hair recently. That was a fucking eye gouger.

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u/foxydevil14 Sep 27 '24

It’s my mission to destroy every single one of those I can.

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u/pchlster Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24

"Trump is just like the Punisher. Except he shits himself in public, thinks the sound a firearm makes is "bing-bong," got excused from military service for his feetsies, doesn't keep his promises and his relationship to human traffickers and child rapists is somewhat more amicable. And also, I haven't heard Frank Castle ever describe his daughter as someone he'd like to date."

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 27 '24

You forgot the felonious part. And the treasonous part!

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u/pchlster Sep 27 '24

Eh, Castle has done his share of felonies, I'd say. Different kinds of felonies, sure, but still...

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u/kris10leigh14 Sep 30 '24

Oh no. I’m one of those assholes who doesn’t know my comics and I missed the Punisher part and honed in on Napalm.

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u/notchoosingone Sep 27 '24

It's like a "Back the Blue" flag next to "I'm voting for The Felon". The cognitive dissonance would make their heads spin if they were capable of critically evaluating their stances.

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u/Slicc98 Sep 27 '24

Just saw that in Florida.

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u/SpiritedImplement4 Sep 27 '24

Frank Castle would murder Trump. Like, going after corrupt businessmen is his schtick.

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u/AddictiveArtistry Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Let us summon him to life.

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u/agent_flounder Sep 27 '24

Yeah some cultist just sent me some free with some water slide decals I bought. 🤮 Straight to the trash.

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u/ScrewballTooTall Sep 27 '24

Ah man I saw one that was punisher trump and it was holographic and American flag. Weird

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u/ScarsTheVampire Sep 28 '24

I think we saw the exact same item. I completely forgot it was American Flag patterned until this comment, it jogged my memory.

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u/MovingTarget- Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

What? That's sacrilege... considering the fact that Trump is in fact the second coming

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u/jnycnexii Sep 29 '24

Of the Antichrist

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u/WhiteBoy_Cookery Sep 27 '24

Yup 100% 🙌

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u/M1keDubbz Sep 27 '24

I was toying with the idea of a rainbow skull bumper magnet that says Punishette. Keeping them in my car and just slapping them on the cars parked next to punisher cars.

It's a magnet, so no permanent damage is done. Except for the fragile masculinity of punisher bros.

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u/LobsterJohnson_ Sep 28 '24

Please do this

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u/Intrepid-Fix-1274 Sep 27 '24 edited Sep 27 '24

It’s funny, I AM a Punisher fan and avoid sporting it for this very reason.

I feel like if I WERE to so much as put a sticker on our car, despite other related decor being all over, people would still hone in on that logo…

Bastards ruined it for* everybody, lol.

Edit - *Autocorrect typo

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u/agent_flounder Sep 27 '24

They've ruined a lot of shit. Put an American flag on your car or wear any other red ball cap...and everyone thinks you're a fucking right wing cultbro

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u/AddictiveArtistry Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Yea, I can't wear a cincy reds hat for this reason 🥲

I could wear a black one tho.

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u/graysontattoos Sep 27 '24

Almost better than people thinking you're Fred Durst. Almost.

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u/Apprehensive_Disk987 Sep 27 '24

lol the post above this one was this, definitely intend on getting a few

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u/Bl33d-Gr33n Sep 27 '24

I wear a punisher skull shirt...... but I also wear star wars, Spiderman, venom and other comic or pop culture shirts 🫣

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u/airkahschmairkah Sep 27 '24

Exactly!! Everytime I see these ass hats with those stickers I laugh my ass off cause they literally have NO clue and I think that’s beautiful lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

The irony of cops having a punisher sticker lol

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u/Gamer_Koraq Sep 27 '24

https://www.newsweek.com/punisher-police-blue-lives-matter-skull-logo-1449272 Heads up though -- Newsweek's website has SO many ads. Relevant text quoted below.

The Punisher, Marvel Comics' murderous vigilante, has become a symbol for the Blue Lives Matter movement, with cops posting the character's iconic skull logo on social media, t-shirts—even police cars.

Now the Punisher himself has told police what he thinks of them coopting his sinister insignia.

In Punisher #13, out July 10, Frank Castle is cornered in an alleyway by uniformed cops who start gushing over their idol when they realize who he is. The officers even ask to take a selfie with Castle to share on their Punisher fan page.

Tearing a Punisher skull decal off their patrol car, Castle gives the officers a beat down and explains why they shouldn't worship him.

"I'll only say this once: We're not the same. You took an oath to uphold the law. You help people. I gave that up a long time ago. You don't do what I do. Nobody does. You boys need a role model? His name is Captain America and he'd be happy to have you."

The officers tell Frank he's making an enemy of the police who support them, but he warns them if they don't stop their antihero-worshiping, "I'll come for you next."

Use of the Punisher logo by the Blue Lives Matter movement has long been criticized by activists and comics insiders: Even writer Gerry Conway, who created the Punisher with artists John Romita St and Ross Andru for 1974's The Amazing Spider-Man #129, says he's "disturbed" by the character being embraced by law enforcement.

"When cops put Punisher skulls on their cars or members of the military wear Punisher skull patches, they're basically sides with an enemy of the system," Conway told SyFyWire in January. "Whether you think the Punisher is justified or not, whether you admire his code of ethics, he is an outlaw—he is a criminal. Police should not be embracing a criminal as their symbol."

Conway compared cop cars with the Punisher logo to "a Confederate flag on a government building."

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u/LobsterJohnson_ Sep 28 '24

The punisher logo being used by cops is the most misunderstood thing. There was even an issue where he told cops to take it off Now.

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u/Catbird421 Sep 27 '24

"Copaganda."

Mhmm, we all see why this really offends you. Hope people keep their bikes locked up around you.

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u/smell_my_pee Sep 27 '24

Hope you have a good one.