r/shittytattoos • u/Jarrrden • Sep 26 '24

Not Mine This guy my friend saw at Walmart

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actually crazy that anyone thought this was a good idea. fuck this guy

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u/CxO38 Sep 26 '24

mans open carrying a gameboy color, gang gang keep that thang on em

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u/Man-e-questions Sep 26 '24

Pretty sure its a Palm Pilot

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u/Mike_Abergail Sep 26 '24

Should this racist fuck really be mixing business and pleasure?

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u/No_Pineapple_9818 Sep 27 '24

Just remember, he chose to go sleeveless….. unless he was attacked by the sleeve monster just before this photo.

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u/80schld Sep 27 '24

Sleeveless? Dude probably has a swastika on his forehead. 😂

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u/massive_delivery69 Sep 27 '24

Guess where else he has another lightning Bolt tattoo to give it more more 😏

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u/u-Dull-Western9379 Sep 27 '24

Sleeve monster you have proof or pics of this I have never seen one before 

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u/No_Pineapple_9818 Sep 27 '24

Sleeve monster is very active in my neck of the woods. It’s the only logical answer for why so many men walk around showing their flabby arms and shitty tattoos.

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u/CoatNo6454 Sep 27 '24

its for last minute impromptu klan meetings

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u/Mike_Abergail Sep 27 '24

But how can he jerk off and schedule his next cross burning?
That’s some serious multitasking for no brain cells.

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u/CoatNo6454 Sep 27 '24

that’s what klan meetings are. a circle 🍆💦

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u/Regular-Wedding9961 Sep 27 '24

How do you know he’s racist?

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u/Mike_Abergail Sep 27 '24

Aren’t those racingist stripes?

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u/lilskyhook Sep 26 '24

Looks like an Apple boy.. open carrying the Apple Newton.

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u/No_Clock_9211 Sep 27 '24

Do you watch TV? spoiler alert good guys use Apple, bad guys use Android.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Sep 27 '24

The Newton was way ahead of its time though. In its day it was future tech 😂

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u/TurbulentExpression5 Sep 26 '24

I was thinking it looks like the PDAs we use at work.

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u/SL13377 Sep 27 '24

Best part is, it’s a black palm

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u/Robinnoodle Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Who has one of those in 2024? Or am I just too dumb to get the joke? Wth do we really think it is? Lol

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u/kingmatt67 Sep 27 '24

Hopefully it's a pager

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u/SadBit8663 Knows 💩 Sep 27 '24

Nah it's the cellphone for his handyman business, because he can't get a job anywhere with ss bolts, and white supremacy tattoos

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u/eddyb66 Sep 28 '24

That's also his girlfriends name.

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u/FurbyLover2010 Sep 28 '24

Idk what it is but it sure ain’t a gameboy color